I'll have to wait with baited breath to see if she gets back to me on this.
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He could sell his shoes and Bam, one month of rent.Does Blue still need a place to live?
I have two solutions to this.Goddam Asheville Gutter Punks.
I bet that house wreaks of body odor and garbage like no one else on this forum can comprehend. A thousand dead skunks wouldn't mask their smell. Their unparalleled lack of hygiene is their fashion statement.
That reminds me of this dude saying he "licked the crust" off of some girl.Sorry Dirt, but I don't think you quite understand. Asheville Gutter Punk stench is insanely worse than hippy funk. It will literally make you vomit in the summer. They can go years without showering or washing their clothes. Homeless winos cross the street to avoid them and their putrid stank.
I know what its like. When I lived in Pittsburgh I used to hang out at the Peach Pitt and Joe Hammer Trade Center.Goddam Asheville Gutter Punks.
I bet that house wreaks of body odor and garbage like no one else on this forum can comprehend. A thousand dead skunks wouldn't mask their smell. Their unparalleled lack of hygiene is their fashion statement.
In my defense it has to do with the same broad subject of choice in food. So there.#3 AND that was about the lobster not being Kosher, not about being vegetarian!
Who wouldn't want friends, roomies, and the occasional touring musician cutting through your room to use the bathroom?
This is the best post I have ever seen on a forum.I just replied to the ad with this:
I'll have to wait with baited breath to see if she gets back to me on this.
A photo or yourself will surely get her attention.So its after midnight and I have yet to get a reply to my email...
Sh1t - that guy is an amateur. Remember this?More Asheville goodness.
Maybe this guy could be her roommate in 6 months when he gets out of jail.
http://www.foxcarolina.com/news/22236243/detail.html
Ha - that 2nd photo would definitely get her attention. She has a bunch of piercings and probably some jailhouse tattoos. One of those hipster types.A photo or yourself will surely get her attention.
I think I am just going to keep driving the strange and the insane of my emails up daily until I get a reply...Hey,
I don't know if you got my other email, but I thought I'd email again to see if you guys had rented this room out yet.
I think as roommates we'd all be good matches. I tend to like to hang out with the people I live with, and when I am not working, I'm all about having fun at the house.
Did you think at all about my PTSD issue and how to deal with the bathroom entry/exit? I'd hate to be in the middle of a much missed deep sleep and jump up and attack someone and have them **** themselves as a result of having a deuce on deck. I've had this happen once or twice before, and let me tell you, its really hard to get the smell of **** off of your feet and from out from under your toe nails.
I did have one other question. I have a monitor lizard. He lives in my room for the most part, and is pretty safe to be around provided you're not a small child or something like a pomeranian. He got ahold of my mom's pug one night, which is a big part of the reason I need to move out. Spike is like my kid, he's just a little rowdy and is a hungry bastard. But I keep him chained to the wall for the most part, so as long as a toddler or the neighbors ****zu doesn't get too close, its all good.
Like I said, I am a good guy who has just been through a lot. Let me know what you think, I'd like to come over and take a look ASAP.
Thanks,
Ian
http://asheville.craigslist.org/roo/1537180419.html
Your doing God's work sir. Bravo!I think I am just going to keep driving the strange and the insane of my emails up daily until I get a reply...
Goddamn gutter punks....
Genius! That'll be tomorrow's email idea.Did you ask if you could "hit it" from time to time?
You gotta watch this:Genius! That'll be tomorrow's email idea.
"I'm kinda into the whole metal chick/hard core/funky gutter punk thing. Do you think maybe from time to time we could take a shower and then we could take turns penetrating each other while my Lizard watches..."
You're still not getting this. They do not participate in standard human hygiene practices. An Asheville gutter punk takes great pride in their nasty-ass stank and uber-politically correct social stance. It's one of the strangest subcultures I have ever experienced. Don't get me wrong, some of them are good people, but they all wreak of the foulest body odor imaginable. They are in direct funk competition with the Left Over Phish Panic crowd, and they win every time.Genius! That'll be tomorrow's email idea.
"I'm kinda into the whole metal chick/hard core/funky gutter punk thing. Do you think maybe from time to time we could take a shower and then we could take turns penetrating each other while my Lizard watches..."
So you are the fork or the spoon?God works in mysterious and sometimes disturbing ways.
I am just the instrument of the flying spaghetti monster.
You realize that Ian is just trolling her, right?You're still not getting this. They do not participate in standard human hygiene practices. An Asheville gutter punk takes great pride in their nasty-ass stank and uber-politically correct social stance. It's one of the strangest subcultures I have ever experienced. Don't get me wrong, some of them are good people, but they all wreak of the foulest body odor imaginable. They are in direct funk competition with the Left Over Phish Panic crowd, and they win every time.
Try being a little more politically correct, ask her if she has a box you can put your junk in when you move in.
Jack's still a little bitter. You see...he moved to Asheville in hopes of immersing himself in it's ever growing art and culture scene surrounded by epic amounts of riding. Instead, he soon found out that our art scene was actually just trust account kids driving hummers dealing dope because they can and panhandling to "experience" true cultural revelation.You realize that Ian is just trolling her, right?
Ya don't say?Jack's still a little bitter.
Yea, but its a great place to visit!Jack's still a little bitter. You see...he moved to Asheville in hopes of immersing himself in it's ever growing art and culture scene surrounded by epic amounts of riding. Instead, he soon found out that our art scene was actually just trust account kids driving hummers dealing dope because they can and panhandling to "experience" true cultural revelation.
He was surrounded by false little beggars and dred-locked elitists wallowing in their own stench only to prove the point that they could indeed "live modestly". Each grimy little beggar and incense drenched culturally cliche rich kid tried to lord over the true artists and artisans and, much like their wealthy parents, oppress the inspirations of the soulful, well intentioned craftsmen such as Jack.
there's something extra awful about slow simmered, high humidity hippie stank......Maybe the dirty souf crusties get a little more ripe during the summer, but that's it.