Sausage and tea...
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What a bunch of freaks, who cooks pancakes with oil?
I wonder if they origonally told the doctors "ummm we fell down the stairs"
BWWAAHHH!!! That's what I was thinkingWesty said:
Wow....
It was funny enough that she bit down (usual reaction is to scream) but the fact that he started beating his own wife over the head with a hot frying pan full of oil was just the crowning glory.
It was funny enough that she bit down (usual reaction is to scream) but the fact that he started beating his own wife over the head with a hot frying pan full of oil was just the crowning glory.
I call a fake, but it's a hilarious one 
I'm still trying to determine how one cooks pancakes in oil. A little tiny bit to grease the skillet, okay, but not enough to dump on someone...
I'm still trying to determine how one cooks pancakes in oil. A little tiny bit to grease the skillet, okay, but not enough to dump on someone...
Your thinking American style pancakes... article makes it sound Brittish.binary visions said:I call a fake, but it's a hilarious one
I'm still trying to determine how one cooks pancakes in oil. A little tiny bit to grease the skillet, okay, but not enough to dump on someone...
If you were in that situation would you be thinking " need to make sure I put in just the right amount of butter", no you'd be thinking "**** yeah, this kicks ass, I need to come up with a name for this like the Blumpkin"binary visions said:I call a fake, but it's a hilarious one
I'm still trying to determine how one cooks pancakes in oil. A little tiny bit to grease the skillet, okay, but not enough to dump on someone...
That's true.Westy said:
I'd like to think that I wouldn't be considering bashing my wife's head in with a hot skillet, though.
Can you imagine the edgy bedroom scene after something like that?
Him: "What are you doing?!"
Her: "Um. I was just going down on yo-- WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING?"
Him: "Nothing! I.. I don't feel like doing it anymore. I have a headache."
Her: "You have a headache?! What about me?!?"
I too, call bs on this one...first of all...if you're cooking pancakes...you're facing the stove, right? So unless his wife was in the oven...then how could she possibly be in position to blow the dude unless he had a tommy lee ween that he could tuck and she could do it from behind, but then that would cause suspicion on how he spilled the oil on her BACK and konked her on the head with the frying pan...and as previously mentioned, who the hell uses oil to cook pancakes?binary visions said:I call a fake, but it's a hilarious one
I'm still trying to determine how one cooks pancakes in oil. A little tiny bit to grease the skillet, okay, but not enough to dump on someone...
I can't believe El Jefe hasn't jumped in yet...Zark said:I guess in all the penis and pancake excitement people couldn't pay attention too well
Yes I suppose...as long as the stove wasn't positioned between some cabinets....perhaps if it is a free standing stove and he was using the outside burner...that's probably why the whole incident happened...if he's standing sideways he limits the use of his arms for cooking...chicodude01 said:You have a serious lack of imagination here. all he would have to do is stand sideways next to it......
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you all must be short armed unimaganitive people
my arms ae longer enough I could stand back far enough from the stove to cook and get a hummer...and definitely standing sideways would also work just fine
also why couldnt a british paper write a story about something that happened in a different country??
my arms ae longer enough I could stand back far enough from the stove to cook and get a hummer...and definitely standing sideways would also work just fine
also why couldnt a british paper write a story about something that happened in a different country??
I think most guys here would just let the damn pancakes burn.....and then take the chicky out for breakfast once she is done, or should that be once he is "done"
pnj said:every guy here could come up with about 10 different ways to cook pancakes and get pleasured at the same time....
pnj said:if you don't have a penis, you will never really be an expert on the subject.
every guy here could come up with about 10 different ways to cook pancakes and get pleasured at the same time....
I think I'd be more afraid of getting burned or pubes in my pancakes!
Sh!t you guys are slippin. I can't believe no one has tried to work in some comment about a wok, or how this wouldn't have happened if he was preparing food @ the microwave. ink:
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The pancakes could have been cooked on a portable range placed on a table leaving plenty of room for such a wonderful wife. But if someone is going to go through such efforts they really should consider some head protection and maybe some burn protection. I really wouldn't want to cook with oil nude without at least a splatter shield.
Did you forget to switch your brain on before you left the house this morning? Between not being able to figure out how a guy can get a hummer and cook, and suggesting that the pubes could somehow fly up from waist level and manage to make their way onto the skillet...dh girlie said:
Sheesh
To generalize...pnj said:every guy here could come up with about 10 different ways to cook pancakes and get pleasured at the same time....
every guy here could come up with about 10 different ways to _____ and get pleasured at the same time
where there are an infinite number of possibilities for ______ such as...
fix a flat tire
mow the lawn
give a Congressional testimony
paint the house
walk the dog
...the possibilities are endless.
Did someone say pancakes and head?
Too bad they weren't videotaping their amateur porn; we need an updated version of the bunny .jpg for posting 'round here:Mtb_Rob_FL said:Did someone say pancakes and head?
"I have no idea what priorities are about...
...so here's a honey wearing pancakes giving head."
binary visions said:Did you forget to switch your brain on before you left the house this morning? Between not being able to figure out how a guy can get a hummer and cook, and suggesting that the pubes could somehow fly up from waist level and manage to make their way onto the skillet...
Sheesh
Well...if the exhaust fan is on they can get sucked in a vortex and swirl up...or...if the guy is tall *shrug*...better yet, to avoid the sitcheashun, all men should get brazilian bikini waxes...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! nice!llkoolkeg said:Too bad they weren't videotaping their amateur porn; we need an updated version of the bunny .jpg for posting 'round here:
"I have no idea what priorities are about...
...so here's a honey wearing pancakes giving head."
Ahh, yes, those enormously powerful hood fans that create a veritable vacuum chamber over the stove... You know, I have problems sometimes where the spaghetti gets sucked right out of the pot of water!dh girlie said:
Not to mention all of those tall guys who have 4+ ft. long legs...
The part of the story I'm having the most trouble with is why he continued rustlin' up pancakes while his girl was blowing him. Seems to me either the wife's skills are lacking and she has fallen into a boring and predictable oral routine, the guy was WAY stoned and suffering from temporary insanity/megamunchies or he gets his schwantz shucked SO FRIGGIN' MUCH that he naturally carries on all sorts of mundane household activites while being serviced.
"Dear, my tip is beginning to lose its waterlogged pruning and salivary sheen, so DO be a good girl, flip the channel from Good Morning Romania to SportsCenter and crawl on over here and give Daddy his medicine before I grow tired of making our lunch."
"Dear, my tip is beginning to lose its waterlogged pruning and salivary sheen, so DO be a good girl, flip the channel from Good Morning Romania to SportsCenter and crawl on over here and give Daddy his medicine before I grow tired of making our lunch."
DAMN YOU! HAHAHAHAHA! my phone rang just as I read that and I was dying laughing! you have such a way with words...llkoolkeg said: