1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Ummm yeah.. Maybe thay should have tried to make a planet of living things in seven days1st Place: "Life Doesn't Come From Non-Life"
Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.
Wow!! That's pretty scary!! It looks like a science fair that would have taken place in 1902.Originally posted by MikeD
I don't know if this is real or not. It's so Onion-esque it's uncanny.
No one's commented on middle school, 2nd place.
No, it can't be real. Can it ?
MD
Apple Macintosh:
However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.
This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taught and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!
Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.
The core of the moon is essentially a large crystal of metallic iron. When it is struck by meteorites (or moon landers) it will reverberate for a period of time - depending on the strength of the impact - much as a tuning fork does. The reason we do not hear the moon reverberating in the sky is that sound waves do not propagate through the vacuum of space that is between the moon and earth. However, in 1969, Apollo astronauts placed seismic devices on the moon's surface to measure the reverberations directly. These devices recorded the impacts of meteorites as expected, but they also picked up a strange, persistent, low-frequency waveform. When the waveform was run through audio processing computers which sped it up and applied various filters to it, it was discovered to be an echoing voice. The voice was speaking in ancient Aramaic!
NASA has refused to release these recordings to the public (for the obvious reason that it contradicts their evolutionistic position) and the details of what the voice was actually saying have not been uncovered directly. We know it was something in Aramaic since at the time NASA had brought in linguists to try and decipher it, and after a week all but the one who knew the ancient tongue were allowed to return home. However, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand what this voice truly represents: The core of the moon still reverberates with the Lord's words from the day when He created the Heavens.
It looks like it should be but I really think it is WAY too elaborite to be a joke.Originally posted by rbx
came on thats a joke!!!
right?
WTF?Originally posted by laura
this is a joke, right?
1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.
So it's not just a clever screen name then?Originally posted by LordOpie
WTF?
I therefore submit that I am God.
Damnit, the crotchless panties are you of stock...Originally posted by Spud
You gotta check out their store!
Ruby Matrimony Thong? WTF?
Read the fine print........Originally posted by Tenchiro
Damnit, the crotchless panties are you of stock...
OHIO! WE'RE IN AGREEMENT!Originally posted by ohio
How did you FIND this?
Honestly, this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. It boggles my mind. It's so outlandish it actually discredits "reasonable" creationists...
I can't believe they actually rewarded these kids for their "scientific" experiments... I'm not sure whether to laugh, cry or vomit.
well i mean......if there was ONE sound argument in the lot...Originally posted by JOhnG
2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
My Mac started talking in a very scary voice last night so I turned it off. This morning, though, I found with a shredded bible hanging out of the the zip driveOriginally posted by Tenchiro
Man I knew it! Frickin' Apple!!!!
http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html
I knew it! I knew we were all pagans! But seriously, what the hell? How can they possbily think that using a macintosh will turn a good ol' christian into some long haired evolution-believing hippy?? Oh wait, that's because they're crazy !! Religious fanatics piss me off to no end.That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans.
Yeah, I'm in agreement with ya...the 'moon resonating in ancient Aramaic' bit was where I said, "Ok, good joke, now it's gone too far to be real..."Originally posted by brenth
Now, I am totally sure it is a fake, but I have to say that if it is fake, these guys did an insane amount of work, just for a joke! It actually boggles my mind how much had to go into something like this. I love it.