[Dog Welder]

There's this chick that works out at the same place that I do....bangin' body and she shows it off by wearing these short as hell pleated skirts and tight tops....Well today I found out the reason for that saying....good from afar.....far from good...I actually got a close look straight at her face and.....


SHE"S A MMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Talk about disappointing.... :angry:


ITs a Gold's Gym so lucky enough there are still a lot of hot ass chicks that are toned as hell.

 

[JRogers]

How did it take a look at the face to tell you she was a he? Skirts and tight tops? You sure it was a dude?

 

[SoCalsurfer]

I go to Golds also, The Venice one.....The original I beleive? Anywho! The poon factor is unbeleivable :evil: Also the has been a celebrity factor is huge. At any given day, Lou Ferrigno (The Hulk) Jean Claude Van Damme, Mickey Rourke and the piano player from the TV show "Fame" works out there It's a ZOO As well as Lisa Lesley (L.A Sparks) and some othersd I recognise.

 

[SoCalsurfer]

Hey Dogwelder!

Where do you bike around these areas? Angeles National forrest?

 

[Ciaran]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh man, that's harsh. Talk about false advertising.

Reminds me of the Austin Powers flick... "That's a man, man..."

 

[JMAC]

take it elsewhere troll.

I second that!

 

[johnbryanpeters]

So young, yet so quickly on the ignore list!

 

[Dog Welder]

Naw...she wasn't really a man...but damn close....not just ugly ugly.....she was pug fugly...but that body makes a man want to get down on his knees and cry "momma'. Such a waste.

 

[Transcend]

ha, she fall outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

 

[Ciaran]

Naw...she wasn't really a man...but damn close....not just ugly ugly.....she was pug fugly...but that body makes a man want to get down on his knees and cry "momma'. Such a waste.

That's why they still make brown paper shopping bags.

 

[Pedalist]

hormone injections will do that to a girl.

 

[Dog Welder]

ha, she fall outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

Dude I coulda worked her over with a lead pipe and some might call it an improve ment.

 

[Ciaran]

Dude I coulda worked her over with a lead pipe and some might call it an improve ment.

Dang! now that's UGLY! I almost want to see a pic of her.. morbid curiosity and all.

U-G-L-Y.. you ain't got no alibi...

 

[Dog Welder]

You know what's fvcking hilarious is that I know I'm not the only one...I always see guys going over to hit on her...but like the moment they get a close enough look its ABORT!!! ABORT!!! ABORT!!!

HAHAHA...I get a kick out of it.

Its like those old Bugs BUnny cartoons where he starts to mack on a chick cuz from behind she's smokin' ..but when she turns around she looks like an Ed Roth Rat FInk character.

 

[blue]

My ignore list is growing rapidly...PURGE...PUUUURGE!

 

[Ciaran]

My ignore list is growing rapidly...PURGE...PUUUURGE!

Uhhh.. did I say something wrong?

 

[valve bouncer]

Shirley'd hit it.