[r464]

I have noticed lately that the emails coming through are getting more creative with their subject lines in an effort to entice you to open their message, regardless of the actual content.

Interesting one of the day:

Estelle Getty's death reveals harsh truths

 

[Sandro]

God takes responsibility for hurricane

 

[Sandro]

Didn't have it in my mail but read about it today:
"God destroys Boise for not being gay enough"

 

[jimmydean]

The ones that crack me up are the:

"Christian Singles"
or even better
"Christian Loans"

Almost as annoying as the dude who puts a jeebus fish on his business card.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

"Christian abortions"

 

[jimmydean]

"Christian abortions"

Must spread rep...

 

[Spero]

"Successful man packaging"

 

[r464]

"Pet rabbit saves owners from fire"

 

[r464]

Here's a new one:

John Mccain Kicks Lilly Ledbetter In The Crotch

 

[yamaguy01]

I always get the UK lottery winner ones. I must be a trillionare by now if only I would send them all of my info.

 

[binary visions]

"Take our remedy to augment your love gun."

Oh, and a guaranteed way to make sure I DON'T open the email is this one:

"Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are lovers. Video proof."

 

[r464]

The fake CNN and MSNBC headline ones are getting interesting:

BREAKING NEWS: McCain A 'GPS Black Hole' Say Scientists

 

[binary visions]

The other day I got this one:

Subject: Shocking video shows Spongebob having Gay Sex!

Body: Drunken man caught humping goat. V1agra cialis canadianpharmacy.

 

[r464]

I guess that Spongebob still beats this one:

BREAKING NEWS: Release Of The Nancy Pelosi Sex Dvd Causes Mass Erectile Dysfunction In Us

 

[llkoolkeg]

I get those damned Canadian Pharmacy ones also.

My favorite was "Make her beg for it 5 times per day." I excitedly brought the ad to the attention of my wife who was busy folding laundry but it earned me naught but rolled eyes and a "You interrupted my work and had me get up and come over here for that?":biggrin: