Steal only the locking lug nuts from that rig with the fancy wheel set...
Stupid things one should never do, but...
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Cook bacon in teh nude?
Ride a bike two weeks after separating your shoulder.
Ride down the steepest chute of a trail in the area, at night, in the rain and on top of a foot of leaves.
Drink about tree fiddy beers and then climb the wall of a hill from the camp site at Raystown Lake....
I guess depending on how you look at it, maybe riding bikes through the trees is just stupid in general, but.........
Ride down the steepest chute of a trail in the area, at night, in the rain and on top of a foot of leaves.
Drink about tree fiddy beers and then climb the wall of a hill from the camp site at Raystown Lake....
I guess depending on how you look at it, maybe riding bikes through the trees is just stupid in general, but.........
Ride a bicycle while intoxicated
I rode Farlow gap knowing that my rear brake did absolutely nothing. One of the gnarliest trails in the US and I rode it without a functioning rear stopper. Without a doubt one of he dumbest things I have ever done on a bike. No way in Hell would I do that again. That was some seriously stressful descending.
Lunch the front brake on the Mountain That Must Not Be Named. On the ride down, overheat the rear brake. Hook a left into the trees and somehow stop without dying.
surfing the wake of barges in the Mississippi river
I'd never text and ride, just not safe.
Pffft. I took a bike on a Burro in Peru up to 16,000ft. They severed the rear brake line. It was a 12,000 ft (or something)descent with just a front brake, on gnarly-ass inca trails.
I lived...barely
piss on an electric fence
I lended my family money. More then once. I have never seen any of it.
That's a rookie move, man...
Eat a box of Oreos before you go to the dentist.
Date yer cousin.
Masterbate on a plane. People are really sensitive after 911.
Date yer cousin.
Masterbate on a plane. People are really sensitive after 911.
I just sold the family home on Toronto Island for a huge profit. It has been in the family since 1888. The new owners have been well received.
Let your inside voice become your outside voice.....
go night diving off San Clemente Island on schrooms to trip out on the phosphorescent plankton trails on a full moon dive. Fucking incredible yet so fucking dumb
was that before or after you tried to do her?
New bikes for all teh monkies!!!
Well I have to keep those monies in Canada or pay the insane taxes on it... I told the guy at Scotia bank I wanted to buy a Cottage. He was like a fly on shit and just so happens to know a very annoying real estate person who specializes in Cottages. Your bike dollars are silly. The bike dollar goes way farther here in the States...
Don't worry, I can hold onto it for you. For free.
Phil is that you?
Ate a cookie.
Ate too many cookies.
A friend made me some port wine enfused with THC. It was very tasty. I am very high....
While putting together your dealing crews, realizing you have a busy roulette game, and only ONE roulette dealer for 2 hours, because like a dumbass, you let the other 3 go home on time...
(ok, not bike/food/drink related, yet funny, if you were there)
(ok, not bike/food/drink related, yet funny, if you were there)
took a piss after handling some jalopenos.....about 10 seconds later i was like something ain't right...
Well my balls were not happy with me but it's still better than a friend who did exactly what you did after cutting something really hardcore and the guests were in house. He had to shout so his wife would come to the bathroom and pour milk on his dick.
Aviation. Not even once. 
rip in ripperoniAviation. Not even once.
this is something i find very odd. always heard that, but its very far from my experience.
i have been on both ends of 5-digit family loans (sibblings/mom/dad); and never had an issue. my whole family would probably disown any of us if we tried to stiff each other out of money.
there is a tacit understanding that loans are not for risky businesses or regular expenses.
if you need a loan for a regular expense, you dont need a loan, you need a bailout/gift.