[DirtMcGirk]

Just saw Emma Watson at the Harry Potter premier in the UK.

Why did you cut your hair to the "I'm trying out new sexual acts with girls, freshman year edition" length? Jeebus, she looks like she's 35, loves LL Bean and the Lillith Fair...

I do not approve.

 

[kazlx]

I heard she just made an offer on Joker's Subaru, too. Very questionable.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

She's a Subie Brat away from full on Harry everything.

 

[stevew]

I heard she just made an offer on Joker's Subaru, too. Very questionable.

only because it's faster than a M3?

 

[DirtMcGirk]

only because it's faster than a M3?

Zero to three knuckles deep in less than 6 seconds!

 

[kazlx]

only because it's faster than a M3?

I can't fault her for wanting the best.

 

[dante]

Seriously? I need a "I'd (still) hit it" icon.

 

[rockofullr]

um.....





Edit: thread saved by dante

 

[dante]

Yep.... moar pics:

 

[stoney]

Tara Llanes and Missy Giove short hair... We know how both of those ended.

 

[stevew]

I can't fault her for wanting the best.

how many speeds does it vibrate in?

 

[TreeSaw]

Tara Llanes and Missy Giove short hair... We know how both of those ended.

Seriously? Tara is awesome and her hair cut definitely doesn't define her. Yes, I am a chick with short hair too...happily married and not into chicks either.

 

[heavy metal]

she went from hot girl to small boy status

 

[dante]

You guys are nuts...

 

[stoney]

Seriously? Tara is awesome and her hair cut definitely doesn't define her. Yes, I am a chick with short hair too...happily married and not into chicks either.

You're the outlier, clearly.

And yes, Tara is awesome. I used to do practice runs with her back in the day, super cool chick. Like of of the dudes...

 

[Total Heckler]

Tara Llanes and Missy Giove short hair... We know how both of those ended.

wow.

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Today:

+ 5 years:

 

[stoney]

wow.

I was referring to this:

 

[DirtMcGirk]

I was referring to this:

I must have missed something here.

 

[stoney]

I must have missed something here.

Finger in the dike

 

[DirtMcGirk]

Finger in the dike

Which is why I hate the Dutch.

 

[?????]

She looks like the lezzy from sex and the city in the first pic.

 

[JohnE]

I still like...she is legal now, right?

 

[stevew]

You guys are nuts...

i'm old enough to be her dad....

 

[CBJ]

Its not easy being imaginary sex kitten to the RM crowd.

 

[jonKranked]

DMG:

-hates harry potter
-has unhealthy obsession with lead actress of the movie series he hates

i want to punch him in his gunt

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Emma Watson could have snake hair like Medusa and I'd still do all I could to avoid eye contact as to avoid being turned to stone as I railed the bejeezus out of her.

 

[Rideforfun]

I don't know what you fools are talking about. She is one of the most attractive women I have ever laid eyes upon...

 

[stevew]

Emma Watson could have snake hair like Medusa and I'd still do all I could to avoid eye contact as to avoid being turned to stone as I railed the bejeezus out of her.

this....although i'd feel dirty doing it.

 

[dante]

A bunch of fat, middle-aged ex mtn bikers criticizing a hot 21 year old actress who's made millions in one of the most popular movie franchises of all time... I'm sure she's crying in her crystal Grey Goose martini glass as she reads and reread all of your posts.

 

[stevew]

A bunch of fat, middle-aged ex mtn bikers criticizing a hot 21 year old actress who's made millions in one of the most popular movie franchises of all time... I'm sure she's crying in her crystal Grey Goose martini glass as she reads and reread all of your posts.

for the record...i was not critical....although i loathe harry potter books and never have seen the movies.

 

[moff_quigley]

My title is appropriate for this thread.

 

[Toshi]

I dig Emma Watson with any kind of hair. Maybe not a Chewbacca hair-coat, but anything short of that. Current look =

 

[jonKranked]

My title is appropriate for this thread.

that stopped being valid 3 years ago in this case

 

[DirtMcGirk]

DMG:

-hates harry potter
-has unhealthy obsession with lead actress of the movie series he hates

i want to punch him in his gunt

Its an easy target to hit, but you better be running once you do so.

 

[CBJ]

Its an easy target to hit, but you better be running once you do so.

Running or just a brisk walk?

 

[jonKranked]

Its an easy target to hit, but you better be running once you do so.

based on your excessive weight and bum knee, i'd need about 25-30 seconds of running before i could slow to a brisk walk.

 

[Jeremy R]

She turns my slitherin' snake into a sorcerer's stone.

 

[jonKranked]

when the apocalypse comes, i hope i am entered into a selective breeding program with emma watson

 

[Toshi]

She turns my slitherin' snake into a sorcerer's stone.

So close… just missing the proper spelling for Slytherin

/me puts on his robe and wizard hat