That's gotta hurt the beautifulbaby index. Meh. Impulse satisfied, so, win! #greatagain.
so the underlying implication on this is that the gubmint knew where it was all along.
R.I.P. Satire.
Well played sir.
so the pee-pee tapes are real, huh? This will definitely convince russia not to leak them.
alt-theory via reddit:
Russians warned. Syrians evacuated. No casualties. Airfields intact.
The American and Russian governments will both talk this shit up and pretend that they are escalating the conflict. Then they will save the whole fucking world by agreeing on a tremendous deal. That deal will include the US removing sanctions on Russia, in return for Russia leaning on Assad to not use chemical weapons on his own people. Nobel Peace Prize for Drumpf and Putin for averting nuclear Armageddon.
Winners: Drumpf, Putin, Exxon
Losers: Syria, America
one of the links i posted includes a reference that Russia called it "fake news"
Russians warned. Syrians evacuated. No casualties. Airfields intact.
The American and Russian governments will both talk this shit up and pretend that they are escalating the conflict. Then they will save the whole fucking world by agreeing on a tremendous deal. That deal will include the US removing sanctions on Russia, in return for Russia leaning on Assad to not use chemical weapons on his own people. Nobel Peace Prize for Drumpf and Putin for averting nuclear Armageddon.
Winners: Drumpf, Putin, Exxon
Losers: Syria, America
*Edit: also this http://www.reuters.com/article/us-global-oil-idUSKBN17905I
That was a relaxing watch.
"The feel good film of the year!" - Roger Ebert
No kiddin'. I work in America's giant glass freedom erection so I'm pretty much guaranteed an atomic fireball enema.
First comment wins internet gold today.
content was pretty lollerworthy too, i.e., "Donald Trump — that witless collection of disrespectfully half-eaten chicken wings fused together with bear semen"
