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The "I Have Zero Faith In Humanity" Thread

Discussion in 'Politics & World News' started by H8R, Mar 14, 2012.

  1. syadasti

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    ""SIR. We do not carry zis "Tide" you speak of. At Laundré, your clothes are gently guided through a freshwater pond, given a cucumber water rinse and zen fluffed by ze finest immigrants we could find that would accept less zan ze minimum wage. At the end, your precious garments are briefly flown through a cloud of our signature, proprietary Healing Mist, imbuing your clothes with an effervescent scent that will keep your friends and coworkers guessing. Is it Peppermint? Is it Pumpkin Spice? Is it Shoe Leather? NON. It is LAUNDRÉ."

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    To be honest that's actually not a bad idea, Laundromats suck Mmikesballs mostly. If I could have a decent coffee and stuff while the machine did it's job I'd be stoked.
     
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    There are laundromat here in the states that are also bars...
     
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    Will obviously fail. Most people I've seen in SF don't wash clothes.
     
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    JohnE filthy rascist

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    You say that like its a bad thing...
     
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    When was the last time you visited? With $3k a month rent (I think the rent in this building is close to that), the hippies have been displaced by 30somthing techies in startup shirts. You would think that at $3k a month you would have laundry facilities included, but nope.
     
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    Essential oil scams with the sick: http://www.chadhayesmd.com/essential-oils-are-a-poor-choice-for-asthma-and-a-few-other-things/

     
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    *shudder*
     
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    Not that anyone cares, but the update to this story offers some new kind of depravity: For once it wasn't the mooselambs, but a single guy who intended to get rich by buying options on the club's stock crashing and then killing as many players as possible.

    The idiot bought the options online from the very hotel the team bus left from, triggered the explosives from his room (after having rejected a room that didn't have good view of the road) and continued to calmly have a steak and a massage while everybody else was panicking.
     
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    given the age of the average buffett fan, i'm inclined to say yes, yes he is going to try to take more of their money
     
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    Why? You thinking of starting one?






















    :rofl:
    Sorry, just couldn't resist the perfect setup.
    You knocked, all I did was answer teh door! :monkey:
     
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    All i can think of would be one hell of a game of bumper cars...