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The "I Have Zero Faith In Humanity" Thread

Pesqueeb

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Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.
correct me if i'm wrong...generally convicted felons can't own firearms....right?

but they can sell sh!t that blows up?

i wouldn't mind beating the jesus out of him.
That's my understanding. Though "lengthy criminal record" does not necessarily = convicted of a felony. I remember 4th of July always being fun in P-town cause we would run across the river and buy trunk loads of fireworks in WA. Hell, I might have bought some from this asshole for all I know.
 

$tinkle

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what's sad is i have a buddy who's raising his own chickens/turkeys, and also harvests his red meat.

the sad part is i have *a* buddy who does this; not multiple (let's just assume i have my fair share of friends). should be most of us (who eat meat)
 

Kevin

Turbo Monkey
I love eating meat. And I dont see anything wrong with it except for maybe some health issues with excessive consumption.
However, I think the bio industry is the most disgusting thing in modern society.
I try to buy biological/organic products as much as possible, but because I have to eat in restaurants most of the year because of my job, its really hard to make a significant change in my diet.
I did give up on processed food a long time ago though, and whenever I get a craving for McNuggets and BBQ saice I just watch a pink slime movie on youtube...
 

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Hoping she gets a migraine on a plane full of crying special needs kids, while trapped on the tarmac in 110% humidity next to a fat car salesman from Akron with B.O and halitosis who wont shut up, without any food, water or new magazines to read...then dies.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.
Potential "gun control" thread x-post:

"Tourists thinking of going to the USA should think twice," Fischer said Monday, according to the News.com site. He continued:
"This is the bitter harvest and legacy of the policies of the NRA that even blocked background checks for people buying guns at gunshows.
"People should take this into account before going to the United States.
"I am deeply angry about this because of the callous attitude of the three teenagers [but] it's a sign of the proliferation of guns on the ground in the USA.
 

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Potential "gun control" thread x-post:
And the gun nuts will argue that if he had a piece he could have returned fire. And then the far left frothers will argue how bad the 3 idiots had it. If ever there was a case for abortion and/or birth control these 3 are it...not to mention a case for gun and ammo control...


But then again, if he hadnt been jogging this would not have happened. BAN JOGGING!
 
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AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Massachusetts man plotted to kill and eat children

Geoffrey Portway, 40, pleaded guilty in May to distribution and possession of child pornography and solicitation to commit a crime of violence, according to court documents.
Doesn't stop with just porn, fvcker was preparing to eat kids.

His home in Worcester was searched last year and authorities found tens of thousands of computer images and videos of child pornography, 4,500 exchanges of child pornography between Portway and the people he chatted with online. The images included children being cooked and prepared to be eaten, court documents said. Those photographs are sealed.
Authorities also found a locked basement, court documents show. Photos taken the day of Portway's arrest, and released by prosecutors, show a narrow wooden staircase leading downstairs to a soundproof room.
It was furnished with a metal cage with a circular hole for feeding, a rusted and worn steel-topped table, as well as multiple kinds of metal bondage equipment. A child-sized coffin made of plywood was found on the floor nearby.
Photographs reviewed by CNN show handcuffs, rope intended for bondage, mouth gags, and castration tools. A large box of frozen raw chicken, near a handful of disposable scalpels, was photographed by investigators near two industrial-sized freezers.
In the kitchen, a jug of bleach was seen by the doorway, while a red child-sized "onesie" lay on the countertop, amid snacks and disposable syringes. A butcher kit containing plastic gloves, multiple knives and other items was photographed in the sink.
 

$tinkle

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Feb 12, 2003
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they were onto him when they started tailing his car after seen in a neighborhood park: