WTF is Roxy? Or Reef for that matter?punkassean said:
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The Jetta Rule.
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Roxy is quicksilvers girlie division and Reef is a brazilian sandal/shoe/boardshort maker that uses super hotties in G's for their print ads...
Zark said:Since I've not heard of DMB before I'm assuming the Jetta rules change depending on geographic location
As hot as Jetta girls can be I have a feeling that it'll be a girl in a lifted Tacoma that'll take/break my :heart:
Im in Philly and we have a large number of Jetta hotties too. But im starting to see a lot of hotties in Tacomas lately.
I'm sorry I have to be a downer on this Roxy sticker mania, but...
Yes, that is a MAN driving. He was caught red handed on the way home from my ride today
Yes, that is a MAN driving. He was caught red handed on the way home from my ride today
what a sucka'!
no R35P3C7 for that foo'
edit: maybe there's a couple of hot naked chicks gettin' it awn in the back with the seats folded down? Naw...doubt it, oh well...
no R35P3C7 for that foo'
edit: maybe there's a couple of hot naked chicks gettin' it awn in the back with the seats folded down? Naw...doubt it, oh well...
i noticed the jetta with a roxy / butterfly / reef sticker trend has been swooped up on by fat homley chicks.... 
reference this prior post of mine...punkassean said:
punkassean said:
In front of the children!?! I never could get a straight on shot of the car without the guy noticing, so you can't see the little kid very well...
That "small child" looks a lot like a flower sticker to me?
Or Maybe it was a kinky midget? Did you ever think of that?????????
Or Maybe it was a kinky midget? Did you ever think of that?????????
bwaaaahahaha.
I feel sorry for that dude in the minivan... Maybe his wife has got his balls big time. That blows that he is probably forced to drive than tin can around town...
I feel sorry for that dude in the minivan... Maybe his wife has got his balls big time. That blows that he is probably forced to drive than tin can around town...
I'm getting a MILF vibe from that van...
I think you hit the nail on the head...One of my wife's teacher friends is this gay guy. And he drives a new jetta...Zark said:The Jetta Rule:
Maybe its just a California phenomenon but I've noticed The Volkswagen Jetta is the #1 choice hot pieces of tail.
It's not just me who's noticed, I've mentioned this observation to a couple people.
But there are conditions to the Jetta rule:
1, It must be a later model year to ensure hotness of the driver/passengers.
2, must be driving slightly erratically, due to cell phone use.
3, a butterfly decal or Reef sticker on the backwindow increases odds of hotness 50%
And there are also violations to the Jetta rule:
fatties
dudes, probably flaming
Aging hipsters (rare due to death, and the popularity of the PT cruiser)
So if you've recognized this trend and want that hottie to know, I've got your bumper sticker right here
werd! :love:Zark said:As hot as Jetta girls can be I have a feeling that it'll be a girl in a lifted Tacoma that'll take/break my :heart:
aw crap. does that mean I need to sell my Golf? Or leave my girlfriend for someone named Julio?
It's a diesel. Can I at least have one ball back?
It's a diesel. Can I at least have one ball back?
over the summer, we had what was deemed 'Jetta Danger', which was born from the sight of 5 hot girls in 1 Jetta (in NorCal). any time we'd see at least 5 hotties in one locale, it was Jetta Danger. 'course, that didn't happen much till we got to Canada. in Vancouver, we saw another Jetta with 5 hotties in it.
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SCI is a really good band? Hard to compare them to DMB... and Phish, back in their prime 92-98 were one of the baddest bands on earth.:eviltongu
You are forgetting something, I listen to Slayer.golgiaparatus said:
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All that sch*t gets lumped in the patchouli reek hippy corner next to a stack of '70's Dead bootlegs 
But I digress, this is just a minor point since we can disagree on music all day long, but we can agree on one thing: Hot chicks in Jettas RAWK! 
It may be fast, but that is the UGLIEST Bug I've ever seen.
how is that bug any uglier than any other?
I think it's sweet (much better than a bitch basket!
I think it's sweet (much better than a bitch basket!
I saw a Jetta this morning, and thought, Hmmm, lets see who's driving. It was a guy...dang it...
aston martin vantages, mainly.
i drive a 2000 vr soon to have a 24v swap and a turbo good ****. i really want an o4 vr so it already has the 24 but what can i do it was a free car.
LOL... I love this thread. Yep it looks to me that the Scion is being taken over, but it's either a hot chick or an old dude.
A friend of mine bought a jetta, 96 coupe white, extra ding for being white. He was ribbed so hard he had to sell it. Everyone one would say, "Dude your driving a Hot Chicks car, what's the deal?"
and this has what to do with hot chicks driving jettas?
'Round here the Scions seem to contain the kind of chick who could be hot but has treated her body like a combination nukular waste dump and weapon testing facility. A K-Fed wannabe is usually slunk down in the passenger seat.
Mitsubishi Lancers for Perth, Western Australia.
I concur. Here in the KC area the TC is the chick car of choice now.
Toyota tacoma but that's not new
stinky hippy chicks still in the subies. The 4wd thing excludes a lot of options up here.
I'm on the vortex too but I have noticed this too. Granted some of my guy friends drove Jettas, but its true (atleast in the Santa Cruz area) The girls love the Jetta.
err. not sure what the hot chicks are driving, but i have seen hotties on fixies (bikes) lately.
as for the jettas, i am buying up all the local mkIIs...starting a fleet.
hella cool: http://www.steepandcheap.com/
In my area it seems to be the Cabriolet with the hot chicks, not the Jetta. I'm gonna have to start taking a closer look at the Jettas though.
I could have been missing out all this time
I could have been missing out all this time
this thread reminds me of the song 'black jettas' by ima robot.
They're so popular you can't get away
Girls drive 'em in Encino
And they drive 'em in LA
Some are different, some are older
And their bodystyle is changed
But my heart will still jump
Because to me, they look the same
They're so popular you can't get away
Girls drive 'em in Encino
And they drive 'em in LA
Some are different, some are older
And their bodystyle is changed
But my heart will still jump
Because to me, they look the same