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  1. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    we need a thread for random thoughts instead of a new thread from mmike every time he has a bowel movement.

    i just attempted to put my shorts on with my right leg first for some unknown reason(generally go with left leg first). i damn near fell over.
     
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  2. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    I put my socks on before I put on my pants. My wife thinks I'm strange.
     
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  3. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    I do that with my suit and tux but those are generally the only instances.

    Why do rednecks insist on making massive boat wakes in obviously marked 'no wake' zones?
     
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  4. skinny mike

    skinny mike Turbo Monkey

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    you answered your own question.
     
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    If my office mate describes one more dog show, I'm going to feed her to her golden retreiver.
     
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  6. binary visions

    binary visions The voice of reason

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    If I read any threads from MMike about his bowel movements, I'm banning him for crimes against humanity.

    I'm off to take my second of three finals today.
     
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  7. McGRP01

    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    I'm traveling from upstate NY to Virginia to race this weekend and it's supposed to f*cking rain there. :rant:
     
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    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    these raspberries are good.
     
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    I have to work over time this week doing someone else's job entirely separate from mine because they cant do it.
     
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    w00dy In heaven there is no beer

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    If people had sixteen fingers, we'd count in hexadecimal.
     
  11. MMcG

    MMcG Ride till you puke!

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    I would hate to think how I'd fair without having coffee for say an entire week.
     
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    I would hate to think how I'd fair without having coffee for say an entire day!! :cheers:
     
  13. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    I'd hate to think what my bowel movement threads would be like if I drank coffee as much as some of you.
     
  14. moff_quigley

    moff_quigley Why don't you have a seat over there?

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    There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! LONE STAR!!!
     
  15. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    i took today off work so i could study and finish my project...but i'm having a hard time getting off the couch...and i really need to do some dishes
     
  16. Sherpa

    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    I took a poop earlier, and some water splashed up and got in my bunghole.
     
  17. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    I need to wash my hands of this damn pine sap...
     
  18. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    That does seem strange. I don't like to walk around in my socks, so I put my pants on first, just in case I have to do something before reaching the sock/shoe phase of my dressing routine.

    I also put on sock/sock then shoe/shoe, because one sock on isn't bad, but one shoe without at least a sock on the other is just messed up.
     
  19. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.
     
  20. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    is that the name of your new gay porno
     
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    Every time I've tried that it becomes one of those "no pants" days. You know what I mean.
     
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    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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  23. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    I'm not sure how the guy lecturing can justify saying that fibromyalgia is entirely the fault of the female sex...
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    I loved the smell of the copies made on those old machines back in grade school. Ahhhh, the pages were moist and so chemically-delicious! Ditto's? I forget the name.
     
  27. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Yeah yeah!! I remember them too. They used to spew out copy after copy of purple world maps for the class!
    Damn, they smelled good.
     
  28. MtnbikeMike

    MtnbikeMike Turbo Monkey

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    A random thought thread? Hmm, I need a random thought to post.

    :think:
     
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    Arkayne I come bearing GIFs

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    Hrrrrm, I'm about to take my Audi in for brake work, a possible new timing belt, new ribbed belt, spark plugs and brake fluid/coolant flush. I am going to be raped. There goes my new DH bike.
     
  31. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    i can't figure out where squirrels sleep; there's sometimes up to a dozen different ones in my backyard, then around 5 it's yabba-dabba-doo time & poof!

    i also don't have a good way to determine when i should turn my socks into bike rags. the color & integrity are in excellent condition. i just have a hole in the heel that's too big to darn
     
  32. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    Squirrels sleep in nests.
     
  33. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    i cannot see these nests...i have watched them at the end of their shift & have no idea where they go. there are too many dogs & foxes here for a ground nest & the leaves aren't in full bloom so i would think i'd have vis to a tree nest...

    they're like hairy ninjas
     
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    laura DH_Laura

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    OR ninjas are like large vermin.
     
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    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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  37. Spero

    Spero ass rainbow

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    Where do babies come from?
     
  38. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    the heart?
     
  39. cannondalejunky

    cannondalejunky ease dropper

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    i've had bad gas all day today...and it smells just like the beef stir fry i made last night...i wish i was kidding

    and no my stir fry didn't smell like sh!t
     
  40. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    I can't wait for another bacon thread.