Someone on Craigslist just emailed me asking if I want to donate what I have for sale to them. Is that a thing now? Can I just ask people for stuff that I want and they'll give it to me as a "donation"?
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I've been trying this with the $500k homes I've been looking at. No luck yet.
Doesn't hurt to ask, right? You can always give it to me.
20 years later. She is still gorgeous and smells good too. I could be so lucky...
I was going to respond to this, then I figured it was too tasteless. Then I thought of something else and realized it was even worse.
I hope you fucking people appreciate how hard it is being me.
how did you get inside my head? am i actually dead and simply being controlled by westy? fuck!
the clay around here hardens to something stronger and heavier than cement. You either get it off while wet or go buy a new bike
All your microwaves belong to me.
Is it solipsistic in here or are you just a minor character in the theater that I seem to believe is reality?
get a jacket made by Endura. great quality and will not break your wallet. I got a double layer waterproof breathable for $79 online
if we all agree on the same basic concepts and set of principles, are we all truly just variants of the same essential being?
you can have my microwave but don't fuck with my toaster oven, bro.
My distopian future mitigation plan includes a bike trailer filled with a generator and a toaster oven. I can live off of rats and cockroaches, but I have become accustomed to a certain level of luxury and I'll be damned if I have haul a skillet around and have to start a fire every-time I catch a possum in a ditch.
Possums live in trees. Interesting fact, they are immune to most snake venom. In a stew they are quite tasty I will admit.
Never engage your enemy where they are the strongest. It would be suicide to face a possum in a tree unless you are a trained fighting lemur. They may seem harmless but the lair of the Slow Loris can be identified by the scattered bones of haughty arborists.
I encountered a possum in an apple tree in Atlanta when still quite young. Climbed the tree, looked into a hollow in a fork, saw only a yawning mouth full of needle teeth.
I un-climbed the tree and told a local farmer about it. He climbed the tree, reached in, and extracted the possum, fished one of the young out of her pouch and showed it to me, replaced the youngster, then replaced the possum.
Live and learn.
You haven't explained adequately why you keep finding Possums in Ditches. Are they North Korean Possums?
suddenly, I like your idea better.
plus you can get a tan at the same time.
plus you can get a tan at the same time.
New test when telebots calling: "you got any motherfucking kids?"
Ever been to Barstow at 0330?
Can you eat what you dont catch? Can you throw the fish you dont catch back?
“i don’t want to lose you”
“you won’t”: taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, pisces
“then don’t”: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius
“you won’t”: taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, libra, pisces
“then don’t”: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius
Me: How do the plants know it is spring and start growing?
Them: God tells them to wake up and start growing.
Dan: Does God tell the fish to swim upstream so we can catch them and eat them?
Them: Yes so we can poop them out and start the process over again.
Me: Cool.
Me: Eating tasty fish...
Them: God tells them to wake up and start growing.
Dan: Does God tell the fish to swim upstream so we can catch them and eat them?
Them: Yes so we can poop them out and start the process over again.
Me: Cool.
Me: Eating tasty fish...
When I first started travelling to Arizona, I would come back here, look at Vermont's green ridges, and have a vision of their desert bones. It is not inconceivable that they will someday be that way, with or without remaining human eyes to see them.
Playing with http://addtochrome.com/grayscale-black-white-colors-high-contrast-theme-skin/ to make fewer people notice I am browsing teh monkey in the office.
I just overheard someone at work say the phrase "oh crap on a cracker". Um... WTF?!? Where did that phrase come from?!?
The environmentally friendly eco-village south of town is so popular, with so much new construction that they are upgrading the main electrical service and cutting down a ton of old growth trees to do so. 
There are head tube standards, bottom bracket standards, rear axle spacing standards, and yet no seat tube standards.
Without standards it would be chaos.
I'm convinced that Type A/Extroverts are incapable of comprehending what it's like to be a Type B/Introvert. The opposite doesn't seem to hold true.
Eh? There's a good half dozen random sizes of seattube ID. Otherwise we wouldn't all use the second hand Thomson seatpost trading exchanges for when we change to a different frame.
But no seat tube standard. They are all over the map.
Haha, just bought a new Easton EA70 handlebar that did not fit my ancient Kore stem off my DH1. Totally forgot about arbitrary cycling standards.