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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.

  1. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

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    Carbon fiber coils?
     
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  2. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    You never hear about mass spearing's. Go to Dicks or Cabellas. You can't even buy a spear.

    Shouldn't Cowbells come with a drumstick? Nope sold separately...

    Boat Anchors. You would think they would sell them at the Boat store. Nope. They can order you one, but you better be sure it fits because they won't take it back without charging you a restocking fee. Bastards....
     
  3. boostindoubles

    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    Lilac's don't attract rif raf.
     
  4. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

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    Why are humans the only species that has to wipe their ass?
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    They do? :confused:
     
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  6. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Persian whores started the practice of cleaning their customers and the Roman wives picked up on the tradition. We evolved as bipeds more likely...
     
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  7. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    Join the flat earth society!

    We have members all around the globe!
     
  8. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    I love working with old tools.

     
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  9. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    To all the girls I've ghosted, it was you, not me.
     
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    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    ...does anyone even have a purple mattress?
     
  11. KenW449

    KenW449 something stupid

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    I almost bought one... I went with a Nectar instead. Very happy with it. Id be happier with a Rootbeer mattress though.
     
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  12. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Who had the idea of selling Mochi ice cream in Whole Foods? :banghead:
     
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    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    Someone smart... mmmm mochi balls...
     
  14. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Melts in your pocket FYI
     
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  15. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Finger tattoo for my birthday. It has been decided.
     
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    boostindoubles Nacho Libre

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    Auto flush toilets deprive us of post poop poop inspection. Not OK.
     
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  17. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    How it is that dump trucks can have a sign saying they are not responsible for broken windshields? Can simply posting a disclaimer like that absolve you of all responsibility? Or is the random discharge of debris from an improperly secured load considered an "Act of God"?
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    My "Chuck it in the pressure cooker" experiment has been progressing well. Poultry has produced the best results so far.
     
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    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    Why do people holding babies always change the tone of their voice up a few octaves and repeat their stupid baby talk over and over again in the baby's face?
     
  20. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Because it annoys the shit out of these annoying little shits.
     
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    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    Why go big when you could go home?
     
  22. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    As I was puling away from the pump I saw a guy smoking while pumping gas. Gah people are stupid.
     
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    Whose rump were you pulling away from?
     
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  24. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Saw someone who had decorated their house with a skeleton spider. Pretty stupid as all you see with a normal spider is their skeleton.