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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.
Carbon fiber coils?
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You never hear about mass spearing's. Go to Dicks or Cabellas. You can't even buy a spear.
Shouldn't Cowbells come with a drumstick? Nope sold separately...
Boat Anchors. You would think they would sell them at the Boat store. Nope. They can order you one, but you better be sure it fits because they won't take it back without charging you a restocking fee. Bastards....
Lilac's don't attract rif raf.
Why are humans the only species that has to wipe their ass?
Persian whores started the practice of cleaning their customers and the Roman wives picked up on the tradition. We evolved as bipeds more likely...
Join the flat earth society!
We have members all around the globe!
I love working with old tools.
To all the girls I've ghosted, it was you, not me.
...does anyone even have a purple mattress?
I almost bought one... I went with a Nectar instead. Very happy with it. Id be happier with a Rootbeer mattress though.
Who had the idea of selling Mochi ice cream in Whole Foods?
Someone smart... mmmm mochi balls...
Melts in your pocket FYI
Finger tattoo for my birthday. It has been decided.
Auto flush toilets deprive us of post poop poop inspection. Not OK.
How it is that dump trucks can have a sign saying they are not responsible for broken windshields? Can simply posting a disclaimer like that absolve you of all responsibility? Or is the random discharge of debris from an improperly secured load considered an "Act of God"?
My "Chuck it in the pressure cooker" experiment has been progressing well. Poultry has produced the best results so far.
Why do people holding babies always change the tone of their voice up a few octaves and repeat their stupid baby talk over and over again in the baby's face?
Because it annoys the shit out of these annoying little shits.
Why go big when you could go home?
As I was puling away from the pump I saw a guy smoking while pumping gas. Gah people are stupid.
Whose rump were you pulling away from?
Saw someone who had decorated their house with a skeleton spider. Pretty stupid as all you see with a normal spider is their skeleton.