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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by skinny mike, May 6, 2008.

  1. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i just spelled "repertoire" right on the first try.


    some days its the little things.
     
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  2. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    I've a hankerin' for some mac n cheese, with (sriracha) ketchup.
     
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    Hey, if my kids will eat vegetables only if they can put ketchup on it... Then I'm all for it. Thanks O'bama
     
  4. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    some east coast Monkey with chimps needs to follow up and do this

     
  5. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I need to buy a skim board for my trip to FL in November.
     
  6. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I do not like peas (stand alone) as a general rule. But I do enjoy them in fried rice, Hawaiian Mac salad, and split pea soup.
     
  7. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    how about queue?
    that one always takes three tries for me.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    that one i use regularly, no problems there.
     
  9. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I did nail it that time making myself a liar. -_-
    Maybe its finally etched into my grey matter. :/
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    I hate headhunters who low-ball me and argue "but it is a great company and if you work hard, you'll grow with it".
    Grow my ass.
     
  11. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    whats your field?
     
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    Luckily, I never had to work with a headhunter. Pretty much went with people I knew from the get-go. I guess Digital Equipment Corporation was an exception, I happened to see a want ad that led to thirteen years there...
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    I was always able to get away from them. I can run pretty fast....
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Enterprise software.
    Another gem: "Are you hung up on your job title? This opportunity doesn't offer it but it has tons of room for growth." "How did you find me again?" "I ran a search looking for your current job title." Head, meet wall.
     
  15. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    ah...coder?
     
  16. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    I haven't written any production code for two decades. Ugly hacks don't count.
    Product shitshow management.
     
  17. jdcamb

    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    So I can ride a wheelie in the rain on the grass on somebody elses bike. But not mine. A official witnessed by others.. Wheelie.
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    1. your bike geometry sucks for wheelies
    2. you apply too much brake
     
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    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    Do some people get off on being assholes? Or is it just their standard operating procedure? I have something listed on Craigslist and a guy emails me to say you can get it new for $30 more (nevermind that $30 becomes $60 once you account for tax). What is the point of your email then Paul other than to stroke your dickish ego?
     
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    We sell a lot of vehicles on ebay, you wouldn't believe the amount of nonsense bullshit people ask and tell us about stuff we have listed.
     
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    boogenman Turbo Monkey

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    Made chili last night, man am I farting a lot. Stinks bad too.
     
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    give us some highlights
     
  24. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I may need to converse with the machine elves in the near future.
     
  25. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Is anything truly random?
     
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    Westy the teste

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    jdcamb
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    One of those bleedy head pimples. You regret popping.
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    I stand corrected
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    Just think of me as a scab in a prominent place that is taking way to long to heal. Suddenly as if a ray of hope.A edge appears to come up. You know you will regret picking it off. It takes every fiber of your being to not grab the edge and rip it off in one fell swoop. You resist for a day or 2 and while taking a shit you rip it off. The whole thing. The momentary joy is soon replaced with regret and pain. Its bleeding now. As difficult as it is to part with the newly detached scab, you know you must separate yourself from said scab. The memories of the crash that initiated the scab is running through your head. It becomes all to much and you toss the scab into the garbage. Your soul has become infected. You can only hope that the new scab which has formed does its job unfettered. So that the wound doesn't become infected and they have to amputate another appendage. No amount of Neosporin will kill that infection. You find yourself singing the scab song. Over, and over, and over again.... Do you want to hear the scab song? Its quite infectious....
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    I want to hear the scab song!
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Also you dont eat the scabs? thats weird............
     
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    Westy the teste

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    This is how you get herpes
     
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    jdcamb Tool Time!

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    To the tune of the Monty Pythons Spam song... "Scab, scab, scab. Scabbity scab. Scab....." I warned you...
    Eating Scabs? Thats just fucked up... I used to save them along with my finger and toes nails. I lost the catalog map and all my notes. After the cat found them I realized I better throw them out. They smelled unhealthy also...

    It is always fun to get Herpes isn't it?
     
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    Crohn's Disease, you're more than just a bathroom disease. You're a life of unpredictable symptoms.
     
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    The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer which means the average human gets about 41 MPG.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    you have crohns too? (cant figure out to send a PM dammit)
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    If you want to show her you mean business, raw dog it while she is on her period.
     
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    Or PIIHB?
     
  39. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    hmmmm...then you dont have to deal with the tampon/diva cup/whatever...:think:
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I start replying to all of my Outlook meeting invites with 'will there be snacks?" & now there is snakcs at every meeting.
    Law of attraction at work!