the random thought thread
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Whats the lotion for?Welcome! Don't be scared! Everyone here is nice.... come join us in the basement--no, don't turn on the lights....
Hey JBP, wouldja pass the lotion??
My eggs are so good Ketchup is not necessary. If you want salty eggs, just ask for them. If you want kethcuppy eggs go somewhere else.....My mom makes the BEST pickles! Her spicy ones are unlike any other
And what if I only put ketchup on an egg scramble or omelet, and then only if there are hash browns involved? We all know you shouldn't trust me in the first place, but what of this breakfast plus ketchup combo?
The world would be a much better place if every cross-fitter spent their gym dues on tools and instead of replicating work but actually built trails, or schools, or walls on the Canadian border.
Debating my favorite color....green or blue. I really like green but you can't have green without blue.
On the other hand, I like way more shades of green than blue.
On the other hand, I like way more shades of green than blue.
Perfect! Go Hawks!Debating my favorite color....green or blue. I really like green but you can't have green without blue.
On the other hand, I like way more shades of green than blue.
Turn signals must be a cost prohibitive option on motor vehicles sold in the South.
And massachusetts
Why is Matthew Perry so angry in every role he plays anymore?
We kicked him out of the bong shed for being a whiny bitch and not sharing his snacks....
Fresh starburst are so effing good. SO good, in fact, that even though I rarely eat candy from the office candy dish, I just can't stop eating them when they arrive from Staples!
It is kind of cool you can hit up the Bong Shed during work. They provide snacks also. Due to financial constraints I need to eliminate snacks in the RM Bong Shed. BYOSnacks from now on.
تجزئة اللبنانية
Heh?
Arabic. You may need to translate it.... I just figured you wouldn't be able to translate Hebrew....
פילוח לבנוני
Breakdown of Lebanon? Now you just aren't making sense! That isn't a sentence--that's not even a proper fragment! That is a cut off thought! 
Translation: Durka Durka Durka
Nope wrong
In days past I used to be such a patient, non-confrontational person. Those days are gone.
Peanut butter doesn't come off Suede. I am not cleaning the bong either.... And please flush the toilet when you are done.... Take your empties with you also....
it makes me sad that "miss america" winz by saying that the "patriots" cheated...
If you invite me over and I end up cooking for you. I will attempt to clean as I cook. If your kitchen is a mess. I will clean it before I cook. If I cook for you and I clean your kitchen. You win. Not only do you get good food. But as a plus I clean up my mess also. Isn't that how it should be? I can clean like a OCD mother fucker by the way. Cleaner then you possibly could imagine...
Her Oven had a burnt block of grease soaked carbon in the bottom of the oven. It came out in one big piece. Phugging Nasty....
Her Oven had a burnt block of grease soaked carbon in the bottom of the oven. It came out in one big piece. Phugging Nasty....
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I too, like to cook, and aim to do the same! Somehow there are still always dirty dishes though!
If you are a lone monkey and are thinking that a bride from East Europe would make your life sweeter (of course she would!), here's your chance.
So I discovered today that each crapper stall at Costco comes with its own can of Lysol air freshener. Not sure whether to be very impressed or very afraid...
When I was younger I skate boarded a lot. I wasn't good or anything. It was just something you did like playing hockey. I became quite proficient after awhile.
same here. i stopped when kids half my age could do twice the tricks...not long thereafter i found mountain biking to fulfill my adrenaline-seeking needs.
I too was a terrible skater, couldn't ollie for shit, but I had fun. Much better at the two wheelie things.
If only your skateboard wheels were bigger...you wouldn't have even noticed very small pebbles.
Don't know nuttin'bout no clown wheels. Two-six (or whatever retarded gangster hand sign spells that out) yo !If only your skateboard wheels were bigger...you wouldn't have even noticed very small pebbles.
New Cat just goes ballistic all the time. I can't have guests over because she attacks them. She is very territorial and if you sit on her couch you will be swatted and she will bite your ankles... At first it was a cute kitten game. Now not so much. So my friends mom gave me this fucking feral beast. She came over and spent like 2 minutes with her and asked me why she wasn't wearing a collar. I was all like are you serious? Well she brought over a collar and the Cat is like all nice and shit. I can't figure it out. Mind Bottling!
bong collar?