[MMike]

roger accepted my offer to let me masturbate into his mouth. finally ill have matching socks.

indeed

 

[jimmydean]

the first rule of teacher group sex club is DON'T TALK ABOUT TEACHER GROUP SEX CLUB

 

[DaveW]

He will be missed, see ya Ewan.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

So just take the hit to your asshole...

 

[Westy]

found a bee hat on clearance for the cat.

asdf

 

[jackalope]

Not to mention all the lubrication enabled by vomit, diarrhea and massive hemorrhaging. No orifice could go un-penetrated.

ertey

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

It is however very hard. I like it that way

aiyup..

 

[MMike]

. Wife digs it, too, but she says it's hotter than she'd like,

hmmm

 

[Adventurous]

When I fart I push so hard that I prolapse my asshole

 

[jstuhlman]

Do you notice it more from the rear?

 

[jdcamb]

Jumping that root section while aero in the drops. Really stupid....

 

[JohnE]

My dog likes Cheetos.

 

[rideit]

My dog is so well insulated, she has repeatedly scorched her fur lately on the baseboard heater. I had to disconnect it today.

 

[jstuhlman]

What if I want my own Ibizan hound?

Well, be prepared for the lecture on how you shouldn’t get a dog just because you saw it in a relational aesthetics piece.

 

[Pesqueeb]

doing the butt early

.....

 

[Pesqueeb]

I ain't have had no liquor drink for tasting in 8 months when it is Christmas.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Even dangly bits of meat make her a risky investment in time and tissues.

.....

 

[jimmydean]

pretty soon upon the road I belong cycling to California with virgin in my mind.

 

[jstuhlman]

Let's just hope he meant he was going through Utah?

 

[jonKranked]

I'm a big front derailleur homo

yup.

 

[jackalope]

I can only assume it is due to the fact that so many teens are so obese that penetration can rarely go deeper than adipose folds.

...,,

 

[rideit]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/new-325-foot-tall-roller-coaster-can-reach-95-miles-per-hour-190816465.html

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Once I am in college I'll get a real gun.

 

[rideit]

should we alert the authorities now?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

He bedlined it for ruggedability

 

[jstuhlman]

I can use any lube without the plastic disintegrating.

 

[jstuhlman]

I don't like the idea of only one finger on the rear.

 

[rockofullr]

RM is about all the friends i have...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Assisted suicide bear FTW.

.....

 

[Pesqueeb]

I'm not sure I still possess the intellectual wherewithal to do that anymore.

 

[slyfink]

Must think more......

 

[Muddy]

Elephants can hear down to 1hz.

 

[JohnE]

After 35 or so years of playing hockey, today I experienced a first on the ice. I played against a midget (Can I say midget? Midgetmidgetmidget...). With dreadlocks. A hockey playing midget with dreadlocks. The end is nigh!

 

[Pesqueeb]

The recognized that it wasn't Arabic but didn't figure out that it was dongs.

 

[jonKranked]

Ok, maybe one more random hand job for old times

yup.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...I mean, you can have it while I'm in bed...

 

[jackalope]

illuminate the poo-smeared cave

.....

 

[Pesqueeb]

Praise Jesus!

 

[jdcamb]

I'm with MMike.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Baby + DMV = LOL