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The Weaver Stance Thread

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Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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....Just cos you need a double tap to the frontal lobe!
Anyway fellas, see this bastard

It'll blow ya cock clean off from 5 paces. 50 bucks and it yours. Shut up and pay.
 

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Master Dildoist
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This very pistol was the one that Jesse James used to shoot Ronald Raegun at the Alamo! $199.95 or 2 for $350.
 

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Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Had this done to me own "weapon" last week. Fair bought tears to my eyes it did.

$99, you look, you f*cken bought it mate.
 

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Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Remember the old rifles from the movie Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels? Well this is one is nothing like those ones. In fact some Chinese wanker knocked this up for me 3 days ago. $4000.....nah bugger it $5000. No cheques thanks.
 

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Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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Don't know much about this one. Apparently has hole at end to facilitate "bullet release". Guns- you too can get shot in the face! $29.50
 

MikeD

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Oct 26, 2001
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If you go to the Alamo memorial in Pearl Harbour you can see the very bullet Florence Nightingale removed from Raygun's left ovary!
Is the cheque in the mail?
It's a shame that the thread Betsy Ross used to sew up the wound was stolen by Guy Fawkes, damned Tory traitor.
 

Mr Jones

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Nah, Betsy had better taste in men. She wouldn't hit some stinky french dude. It was prolly NPH while riding a cheetah.