I mean, I'm sure you had a subscription for your kid and everything? (oh god, please let my horrible memory be right for once....)
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$tinkle, did you get notification that the magazine was closing?
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Adult conservatives just get subscriptions to "Boys Life"
Is it just me, or are the cover models strangely Aryan looking?
I love the artivcel with Obma and the teleprompter...you know, Republicans never use those things. From teh depths of hell they are...
I love the artivcel with Obma and the teleprompter...you know, Republicans never use those things. From teh depths of hell they are...
The entire thing is hilarious. In the link above (10 pages shown), I can't find anyone that's not-white except for Obama (real, and a caricature).
The people that they got to write it is even funnier... I mean, "The First Black President: Ronald Reagan" is funny enough on it's own, but not only was it NOT written by a young person or a black person, it was written by this guy:
Right, because that's who can really relate to "kids these days". Or sex advice from this guy:
I mean, I highly doubt that there is a single teenager in the entire country who said "oooh, I want to read that, Daddy, would you get me a subscription?" Far more likely it was "So, we heard an advertisement for this on the Glenn Beck show, and we thought it would be perfect for you. Merry Christmas!"
The people that they got to write it is even funnier... I mean, "The First Black President: Ronald Reagan" is funny enough on it's own, but not only was it NOT written by a young person or a black person, it was written by this guy:
Right, because that's who can really relate to "kids these days". Or sex advice from this guy:
I mean, I highly doubt that there is a single teenager in the entire country who said "oooh, I want to read that, Daddy, would you get me a subscription?" Far more likely it was "So, we heard an advertisement for this on the Glenn Beck show, and we thought it would be perfect for you. Merry Christmas!"
You say Aryan, they say Master Race. Potato-Potatoe....
even people of color will tell you it was bill clinton.
That's kind of my point... if a black guy said "The first black president was Bill Clinton", fine. When a 75 year old white guy says "my dad was the first black president", it's hysterical.
And this has "Teenage pregnancy shotgun wedding" written all over it:
How old are theses kids? 17?
How old are theses kids? 17?
hell, save abstinence for marriage when you won't have a choiceAnd this has "Teenage pregnancy shotgun wedding" written all over it:
How old are theses kids? 17?
Nah, it has "the only teen male model we could find is a closeted homosexual, who is using photo shoots with girls as his beard, when he really just likes to play dress up" written all over it
Actually I was going to say it has "divorced at 25 with 3 kids and living in a trailer park" written all over it, but that's just me...
Whoever put that magazine together searched stock photos from denmark right?
Again, potato-potatoe.....
www.theconservativeteen.com
Not sure if trolled or genius.....
*edit: A bit more. I blame myself for not looking this up earlier.
Not sure if trolled or genius.....
*edit: A bit more. I blame myself for not looking this up earlier.
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More background on it (from the original link).
I honestly would have thought it was a spoof, but newspapers have talked to people who claimed to have gotten a subscription (for their kid), and it seems to be the real deal... Now it seems like someone spent the $10 on the domain name and forwarded it to the SPCA (which is an AWESOME idea).
I honestly would have thought it was a spoof, but newspapers have talked to people who claimed to have gotten a subscription (for their kid), and it seems to be the real deal... Now it seems like someone spent the $10 on the domain name and forwarded it to the SPCA (which is an AWESOME idea).
Yea, I read the article. So these people who were interviewed, did they get a subscription, or did they make a donation to the SPCA?
Should we merge this with the "throwing puppies" thread now?
Dunno, but WHOIS has the domain name registered to The Conservative Teen company from Sunnyvale, CA. It was also registered at the beginning of last year....
Would have to have been a *really* elaborate hoax / April Fool's day joke? And I'm guessing that one of the conservative "writers" would have come forward stating that they hadn't written for it...
Would have to have been a *really* elaborate hoax / April Fool's day joke? And I'm guessing that one of the conservative "writers" would have come forward stating that they hadn't written for it...
Anonymous has been saying they have an April Fools "project" coming up...........
That chick looks a LOT like one I uh, used to know. Except with longer hair.
I mostly find this amusing because she was full blown bat**** crazy hippie, though she hadn't yet forgone shaving/showering.
Did I just get quoted by a spam bot?
Your first taste of popularity Pesqueeb?
