Just ordered our traditional 378 bags of chips. Hope for a dry Halloween.
%*% Tuesday %^%
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33 year old woman from Ferrisburgh. She had only minor injuries. I'm suspecting cellular phone use.
It's better than candy according to the wife (retired dental hygienist). This is a great mix with nothing I would be sad to be left with. Not that we will be left with anything. We are usually blown out by 9.Jeezus - that's all bags of crap in there.
Fritos? They still make that shit? WTF?
Have you considered raw carrots?
Fritos? Cheetos?
Didn't they have any boxes of Sun Chips? Now those things...
Costco does have Sun Chips and also baked Lays which are also garbage.Have you considered raw carrots?
Fritos? Cheetos?
Didn't they have any boxes of Sun Chips? Now those things...
proper halloween ideas. @rideit take noteHave you considered raw carrots?
Fritos? Cheetos?
Didn't they have any boxes of Sun Chips? Now those things...
At least you’re doing chips, not a tooth brush like the dentist I grew up around the corner from.
Any of those chip options are better than half the terrible candy my kid will get and I will in turn take to work and abandon next to the coffee pot. Now & Laters can go fuck themselves alongside skittles, starburst, mounds, all forms of lollipops, and those terrible cookies and cum Hershey bars.
Haven’t decided what the gremlins in my hood are getting, full size candy, but haven’t decided if they’re getting the cheaper Costco variety pack, or pure Reese’s. Hitting up Aldi for 1/2lb chocolate bars is a possibility as well. Gotta support the local Yeti dealer somehow, and I’m sure as hell not buying a bike, so sugar it is.
I got 4 giant bags of small-sized candy from Costco. hundreds of pieces. we'll be out in an hour and a half. kids descend on my neighborhood like a horde of locusts.
Plague.
I live in a Cul De Sac (monoclemonkey.com) with only two houses so most kids make the corner before coming down our street, those that make it here deserve good candy.
Last year I think we had 72 candy bars, I was handing out two per kid for a while, and still had a dozen or so by the end of the night.
We have been in this house for 7 years. We only have had three trick or treaters. But all three were the same girl, our neighbor at ages 2, 3, and 4.
We must be scary.
We must be scary.
I live near the 83...took that up through Franktown. 70 minute's up...2 hours 30 minute's back to teh office.Take 470.
I just googled "mountain lifestyle couple" and I can promise you there's nothing more terrifying on the planet
We are still connected the nicest hood in town so they come by the van load. Parking becomes a disaster and it's nuts for about 3 hours. We give quite a few chips to the parents as well.
Oh yeah, I've encountered the species several times, mostly closer to parking lots and trail heads rather than the backcountry. They always smell like soap and entitlement.
y u no Anarchist's Cookbook?
sorry, I was only covering year 1
"the beginning"
I can promise you if the same kid ever knocks on my door twice, I remember
sounds like it rolls fast
scrolling from the bottom up i was certain this was a @SkaredShtles post....
our first house in virginia was in a cul de sac and was not visible from the end of the driveway as it dipped down about 10 feet while going over a creek and hanging a right while going up a hill at about a 15 to 18 percent grade....the trees blocked out the street light in the cul de sac and the porchlight over the front door...
and if the dog heard kids coming up...we released the 35 pounds of barking beagle mix fury....guaranteed to lick you within a inch of your life while sounding like he treed a squirrel...
is this from the sons of katie elder...?that would have been this gif:
FTFY