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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Pesqueeb, Nov 14, 2017.

  1. canadmos

    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    Just microwaved some rice stuff and totally forgot there was shrimp in it. Lunchroom now stinks; good thing I can hide in my office. :sarcastic:
     
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  2. skibunny24

    skibunny24 Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation

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    Oh hello there!

    Been subbing in special needs classes a lot the lst couple weeks. Exhausting and eye opening. A good experience really.

    Spent the weekend in Bellingham with awesome-in-laws. Day 1, rode with the kids. Much more up than they wanted, but birmy jumpy trail down made it worth a little whine with our climb for all! Day 2, shuttle. Apparently I needed more warm up, as I had more butterflies in my belly than warranted. All good by the bottom. SUPER fun! Day 3, long ride. Ditched cars at both ends. Got to the top and half of us were so pooped from the prior two days of riding we were struggling, so decided to go back to car #1, a short 30-40 mins all DH. Bro in law got us turned around and we ended up near car #2, but in a no trespassing area, so we ended up going back up partway and then, blessedly down, finishing up with more miles that we would have logged with the originally planned ride. We all ended up glad. It was such a blast! Can't wait to go visit again and do it all over!!! :weee::weee::weee::weee:
     
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  3. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Don't they have a limit on space though?
     
  4. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    So CoSprings is the CO version of Beaverton, I'm sorry. Even though I have lived there off and on for about 8 years, since moving it has seemed to just suck more and more. Hillsboro has also grown way too fast, but it has more room to do so. The traffic in Beaverton is teh suck.
     
  5. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    There is nothing to stop growth east of I25 except the Mississippi River.
     
  6. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I am thinking of a fire extinguisher.
     
  7. jstuhlman

    jstuhlman We noticed.

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    "staff appreciation" bowling outing. 2-5. drink tickets provided. :twitch:
     
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  8. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I dont get why people are such little babies when it comes to seafood in microwaves. suck it up princess.
     
  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    note 8 survived 50 mph launch from the roof of my car.....thanks otterbox!
     
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  10. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    who wants to sniff a hookers crotch all day.....
     
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  11. RoboDonkey713

    RoboDonkey713 Monkey

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    Who doesn't?
     
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  12. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    When one doesn't become desensitized to strong odors by their own personal stench, it can be a bit too much.
     
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  13. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Morning, child slept till 1030, so no nap for him today. That's why k cause he will go to bed early and wifey and I going out.
     
  14. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Shrimp smells good. Maybe its just because Im connected to the element of water.

    New girl tells me while cuddling after some serious doing it, I love how you smell. <3
    Pheromones drive the ladies wild Westy, they really do.
     
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  15. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    And that'll be dried up by the time growth gets there - prime carrot-growing soil!
     
  16. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Fun fact, all of known life short of a few extremophiles have a connection with the element of water. Perhaps because we are made mostly of the stuff.
     
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  17. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    Exactly!!
    You get it.
     
  18. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I think your element is fire though.
     
  19. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    was this before or after comparing armpit dreads?
     
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  20. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Fucking fuckers at fucking work. :mad:

    Only one thing to do: fuck 'em all and go for a lunch ride.
     
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  21. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    By weird, do you mean holding their noses when they talk to you in person ?
     
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  22. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Fire isn't an element, that description is simply the remnant of ancient Greeks attempt at science. Why some people believe it for pseudo-spiritualism is beyond me.
     
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  23. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    Probably while weaving their armpit dreads together in a beautiful union that transcends the bounds of modern society and connects them on an elemental level.
     
  24. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Leaf blower. Make the trails great again.
     
  25. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    Too noisy, how about a fleshlight?
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    PIIHB?
     
  27. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    Why? Are Aries just not suited to "getting" it?
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    you should write poetry.




    for patchouli bottles
     
  29. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

    Step aside Tracy K. Smith!
     
  30. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    My mother didn't swaddle me with power crystals as a baby. My chakras are all out of alignment. Not to mention all the vaccines I received.
     
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    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    And don't forget the baby formula you were fed...

    As for the hand:
     
  32. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    God damn hippies. :mad:
     
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  33. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    I will say the year I spent at tarot.com was one of the more interesting gigs I've worked. I learned a lot and while I don't follow it, the pseudo science behind it is interesting at least.
     
  34. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Is that a screw-in ass plug?
     
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    roflbox Monkey

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    lizard identification scan in progress
     
  36. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Had to take my Dad to a doctors appointment today. Not sure what health care professionals look like in other parts of the country but a lot of the ones in the South are morbidly obese. Kind of makes it difficult to take them seriously.
     
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    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Ugh, do I really have to adult today? I wanna go back to sleep..... But there is still a deer to finish processing, and date with wife to come....
     
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  38. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    I will totally do butt stuff but its not really my jam. if she wants it though, cant say no.
     
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  39. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I think it is a stretch to even call that a pseudo-science.
     
  40. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    you should let me read your cards then smudge your aura.