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Don't deglove your penis in there

 

[Serial Midget]

Skooks used to say all Bikeys is cool.

He is a very wise man.

 

[Serial Midget]

I now consider only having to yell once acceptable trail etiquette. We are now the old guys who yell at kids. Yeah...

There's a dude here who drives around every once in a while, in an unsuspecting vehicle blowing a train horn/whistle. Was a little disorienting hearing that the first time. You should definitely rig up something with the ominous thundering roar of a train whistle for singletrack excursions. You know, for the safety of other trail users, of course.

Horns don't faze me anymore - bubba's gonna honk because that is their place in life. Rumble strips and rattle snakes are the only sounds that get my attention.

 

[rideit]

There are no easy loops there. This was all within a mile or so of the parking lot and on connector trails. I assume the shitty riders were folks who got a few miles in and turned around. The rude people were groups that took breaks while blocking the trail and would require a handful of requests to get them fuck out of the way. These were just self absorbed cunts. Wish I could say it was a Seattle problem, but experience tells me it is a human problem. Will be installing a bell on the MTB, maybe an air horn.

I have a 115 db air horn that fits in a water bottle cage, but I have never needed it here...