Brian HCM#1 said:
Tang is the breakfast of choice for astronauts.stosh said:
stosh said:
Does your reading comprehension suffer mid-week? She's a cowgirl...perhaps both forward AND reverse!golgiaparatus said:
neaky:
That's what happens when you think with the wrong brain. It's alright. It happens to us all from time to time...stosh said:
Cute perfectly shaped rock hard booty complete with hipbone grippage.mtnbkr4235 said:
You truly are a bad speller.stosh said:
No chance... but you have inspired me to improve itsquarewheels said:
golgiaparatus said:
neaky:
holy F***! That is higoddamlarious!!!! Bwaahahahaha! Can someone make that into an avatar for me? PLEASE?LordOpie said:
LMAO!dh girlie said:HUGE unibrow that you usually see on a face mostly covered with a hair. She's gonna get dreadlocks soon...
:dancing:
Dude, that is just gross. Seriously.golgiaparatus said:
golgiaparatus said:LMAO!
Seriously, this girl is not the least bit hippy other than she like to smoke buds. No dreads, no patchouli, no hairy legs... instead shere wears no perfume at all and just smells really clean and good. And i think she's sane to boot, grew up with a solid family and shizz, unlike the last chick that I fell on my face for.
BurlySurly said:
LOL, I was just reading this the G'nR's Welcome to the Jungle just came on..........Perfect timing.dh girlie said:
dh girlie said:
Actually, my friend Ryan (drummer) and Sally (ex) are apparently extremely in love and chit. Ive gotten over the fact that he is with my ex, we are going to start playing together again pretty soon.dh girlie said:
golgiaparatus said:
Pleaseloco-gringo said:
, If I hadnt broken up with Sally he wouldn't be with her plain and simple, it's not like she secretly cheated on me with him.
Oh damn... sorry, please continue.loco-gringo said:
I know...sheesh...get over it gogli...we don't care...all we care about is watching you make an ass of yourself continuously justifying how it's ok and you don't care anymore and wish them the best, blah blah blah...loco-gringo said:
and then watching the witty commentary ensue.
Come on. Give him a break. He lives in god-forsaken phukkin' Okla"hell"ma for cryin' out loud. He needs all thedh girlie said:I know...sheesh...get over it gogli...we don't care...all we care about is watching you make an ass of yourself continuously justifying how it's ok and you don't care anymore and wish them the best, blah blah blah...
he can get.
She must suck a mean ween if all you tools are fallin for her left and right even if she's sloppy seconds and thirds and fourths...especially if she's one of those hippy chicks that reeks of petchuli oil to cover her less than frequent bathing habits, has hairy ass legs and pits, and nasty ass dreadlocks...golgiaparatus said:Please
If I look back into her past there is a pattern. Several (like 7 or 8) years ago, she was with a dude, she broke up with him and was heart broken, got with another dude that she met through him 3 weeks after and that relationship became quickly serious, then that relationship ended and she was heartbroken, then she got with another guy that she met through him a few weeks later and they got serious real fast, they broke up and she was heartbroken, then she met me through a friend that worked with her ex and we got serious real fast, then we broke up and she was heartbroken, a few months passed and she is with another guy and they are serious already, guess how they met? Through me. See, its a pattern, I think the girl is afraid to be alone because she is so fuhked up mentally that she cant feel good about herself unless she has someone to constantly reassure her.
Anyway, I should have seen that shizz coming a mile away.
dh girlie said:I know...sheesh...get over it gogli...we don't care...all we care about is watching you make an ass of yourself continuously justifying how it's ok and you don't care anymore and wish them the best, blah blah blah...
I have accidentally summoned the blonde leopard printed beast
Yess mean ween and or peen suckage... I'm not afraid, I'll tell it how it is... she is bi too which also comes with possible, umm, benefitsdh girlie said:She must suck a mean ween if all you tools are fallin for her left and right even if she's sloppy seconds...especially if she's one of those hippy chicks that reeks of petchuli oil to cover her less than frequent bathing habits, has hairy ass legs and pits, and nasty ass dreadlocks...
golgiaparatus said:
Yeah could you imagine...while they are in the throes of passion, you wouldn't be able to tell where the dreadlocks ended and the...nevermind...loco-gringo said:Yummy - 2 stinky hippie girls. I am in heaven now.
