[Jm_]

Dropper that also adjusts your suspension compression, because you hate it when your suspension works while not descending.

 

[rideit]

Whatever happened to Bionicon, anyway?

 

[slimshady]

Whatever happened to Bionicon, anyway?

I heard they're still strong among Der Dentisten.

 

[trib]

I'm more confused by the narrator's accent.

 

[Nick]

I'm more confused by the narrator's accent.

 

[trib]

can we couple the above with this
http://www.vitalmtb.com/videos/member/The-Dropper-Stem-is-Here,30144/sspomer,2

resulting in a bike which raises my seat, drops my stem, and locks out my shocks all from one button?

 

[Westy]

I am working on a dropper that when lowered slackens my head angle, undamps my damp parts, starts a Strava segment, turns on my GoPro, posts a sweet selfie to instagram, shortens my chainstay, lowers tire pressure and increases the diameter of my wheels.

 

[jonKranked]

can we couple the above with this
http://www.vitalmtb.com/videos/member/The-Dropper-Stem-is-Here,30144/sspomer,2

resulting in a bike which raises my seat, drops my stem, and locks out my shocks all from one button?

Just go for broke. One button that detonates the explosive and fucking kills you.

 

[Jm_]

Just go for broke. One button that changes wheelsize.

FIFY

 

[jonKranked]

FIFY

Wrong.

 

[trib]

As soon as we can get this technology for 26 to 29" wheels (obviously controlled via Bluetooth and connected to my dropper, tire pressure, stem and shock lockout) well finally have reached perfection

 

[4130biker]

I am working on a dropper that when lowered slackens my head angle, undamps my damp parts, starts a Strava segment, turns on my GoPro, posts a sweet selfie to instagram, shortens my chainstay, lowers tire pressure and increases the diameter of my wheels.

Increase of balls size would also be nice.

 

[Westy]

Increase of balls size would also be nice.

You got it. Will use the bodies natural organic vegan inflammatory response.

 

[4130biker]

You got it. Will use the bodies natural organic vegan inflammatory response.

Mmm, yes, an elegant solution.

 

[Jm_]

Another winner, water based lubricant you can wash off with a hose.

 

[Fool]

I just want a bike that will download and install all the standards updates overnight like my stupid iPhone does, is that too much to ask?

 

[jonKranked]

I just want a bike that will download and install all the standards updates overnight like my stupid iPhone does, is that too much to ask?

that'll be great except you'll be late for a ride because your bike is updating

 

[6thElement]

that'll be great except you'll be late for a ride because your bike is updating

Need to make sure you've charged it enough before you go to bed too.

 

['size]

seems a little pricey but don't worry, i got you fam.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1557550299/killswitch-rear-shock-dropper-post-integration-for/description

 

[jonKranked]

seems a little pricey but don't worry, i got you fam.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1557550299/killswitch-rear-shock-dropper-post-integration-for/description

flipping the kill switch is how you wind up on the kill list