Well, what do YOU call it?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Full Trucker, Jun 8, 2018.

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The thingy that makes the rear end of my bike go squish-sqush-squish is...

  1. Damplifier

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  2. Dampeninger

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  3. Damplificator

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  4. Damper

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  5. ...in need of service

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  6. ...broken AF and out of warranty

    5 vote(s)
    38.5%
  1. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    Based on a silly conversation over beers after a ride the other night.
     
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  2. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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  3. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I call it "that fucking irritating thing that ought to be coil"...

    YMMV.

    :homer:
     
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  4. johnbryanpeters

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    Who fucking asked you?
     
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    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Does Loco suck?
     
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    canadmos Mater Slayer

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  7. Toshi

    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Damper implies no spring (whether coil or air), afaik.

    CN: It's moar shimz all the way down.
     
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    Jozz Joe Dalton

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  9. jstuhlman

    jstuhlman We noticed.

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    anti-hardtail device
     
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  10. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    So... "strut" :D




    Also... CN?
     
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    Toshi Harbinger of Doom

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    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    rideit Bob the Builder

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    roflbox Turbo Monkey

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    canadmos Mater Slayer

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    Wait isn't that the dropper post? I don't want to know how you're getting grundle punched by your Second order oscillation control doohicky anti-hardtail damplificator.

    NTTAWWT. :busted:
     
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  18. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    The gnar absorbing schralping device

    The rootbeer freeride versions are called Huckmaster 2000s
     
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  19. rideit

    rideit Bob the Builder

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    Shouldn't that be a hardtail?
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    And forks.
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Wrong order. Air pressure can change, a lot. Air up before you ride.
     
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    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    truth. usually i sag to the hilt & then realize I left the pump at home. >.<
     
  28. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I've gotten in the habit of always throwing my shock pump and a full set of allen wrenches in my gear bag before every ride.

    Which incidentally, I thought they were the original Bondhus Ball drivers that I paid an absurd amount of money for in the '90s. But after @canadmos mentioned something about only being able to find the Chescos, I checked. Been using the Chesco set for decades it seems and apparently can't tell a difference. Of course this set was probably bought in the late 90's or early 2000s. No idea if the new ones will last.
     
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