welcome to my every nightWas wide awake from 1-3 am
bummer! what happened?At hospital with my wife. Broken fibula. She's in round 2 of x-rays to determine if surgery is needed.
Bummer, how did it happen? Ruth was the same way when she fell on the ice over a mile from the camper. She limped back, told me to splint it and hand her a beer. Docs the next day.At hospital with my wife. Broken fibula. She's in round 2 of x-rays to determine if surgery is needed.
Fuckin tough cookies those women. Keeps saying no to the pain meds.
Thaw, refreeze and 2" of fresh make for slippery conditions. Emerg is chock full of ankles and shoulders this morning...
have you considered working on airplanes?Mehh^3
The level of FTS is through the roof. I need a new jerb.
Hardcore wife!Bummer, how did it happen? Ruth was the same way when she fell on the ice over a mile from the camper. She limped back, told me to splint it and hand her a beer. Docs the next day.
Mehh^3
The level of FTS is through the roof. I need a new jerb.
The head gaskets on my Subaru
have you considered working on airplanes?
There was a significant snowfall yesterday, that turned to rain, that froze again, and another fresh coating of snow fell on top of the fresh ice. There's a slight slope to our driveway, and as she walked out she slipped...bummer! what happened?
Ship that sucks!There was a significant snowfall yesterday, that turned to rain, that froze again, and another fresh coating of snow fell on top of the fresh ice. There's a slight slope to our driveway, and as she walked out she slipped...
oof.....There was a significant snowfall yesterday, that turned to rain, that froze again, and another fresh coating of snow fell on top of the fresh ice. There's a slight slope to our driveway, and as she walked out she slipped...
Someone on my street has several Darth Vaders with Santa Hats.I have to say some folks choices of holiday lawn decor has me a little puzzled. I get to check out everyones yard on the walkies.
Examples:
Large inflated T-Rex with animated head wearing Santa hat eating present
Inflatable Santa in the "occupied" outhouse, also animated
Inflated stegosaurus with Santa hat (not same yard as T-Rex)
There is what can only be a inflated Canadian nativity scene (very white with large floppy heads)
Another yard just has random inflated animals. The polar bear, penguin, and reindeer make sense, but where did the fox in Santa hat come from (there are 3 foxes in yards in my hood)
Inflated Santa in an airplane with animated prop
Inflated "Merry Christmas" animated snow carousel
Inflated animated snow globe
Granted, my decorations are not only lazy, but are far from original. I spent a lot of time cutting and painting my Grinch, but it only takes a half hour to put everything up. My neighbor across the street has gone overboard. He installed 2 flag holders on the eves of his porch so he can put 2 of the laser light shows on either side of the dormer lighting his second floor.
I approve of the dinosaur ones,I have to say some folks choices of holiday lawn decor has me a little puzzled. I get to check out everyones yard on the walkies.
Examples:
Large inflated T-Rex with animated head wearing Santa hat eating present
Inflatable Santa in the "occupied" outhouse, also animated
Inflated stegosaurus with Santa hat (not same yard as T-Rex)
There is what can only be a inflated Canadian nativity scene (very white with large floppy heads)
Another yard just has random inflated animals. The polar bear, penguin, and reindeer make sense, but where did the fox in Santa hat come from (there are 3 foxes in yards in my hood)
Inflated Santa in an airplane with animated prop
Inflated "Merry Christmas" animated snow carousel
Inflated animated snow globe
Granted, my decorations are not only lazy, but are far from original. I spent a lot of time cutting and painting my Grinch, but it only takes a half hour to put everything up. My neighbor across the street has gone overboard. He installed 2 flag holders on the eves of his porch so he can put 2 of the laser light shows on either side of the dormer lighting his second floor.
<edit> Nothing says Happy Birthday Jesus like Santa dropping a deuce in your front yard.
No bears other than polar, there are a few of those around. Unless you are a creationist, the dinosaurs were a couple million years before the Jeebus was born. And the t-rex and setgo were at least a couple hundred thousand years apart from each other.I approve of the dinosaur ones,
Any animated bear ones by chance?
That's probably the only Santa I am willing to tolerate.
Time to delegate things back to him. Showing initiative!Daaaaaamn that was cold. Shits gone awry here at work and the boss man abandons ship early without telling anyone. Sends me a text a short while after bouncing and says, "I cannot impress upon you the importance of making sure all that stuff gets taken care of today."
If he’d meant it he’d try to impress upon you enough. Just not impressing upon you means he dgafDaaaaaamn that was cold. Shits gone awry here at work and the boss man abandons ship early without telling anyone. Sends me a text a short while after bouncing and says, "I cannot impress upon you the importance of making sure all that stuff gets taken care of today."
Heh. Yes, typo on my part, impress upon enough. He wants this shit gone so we can start shoveling the rest of the pile.If he’d meant it he’d try to impress upon you enough. Just not impressing upon you means he dgaf