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What will Sarah Palin be doing as of tomorrow?

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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I saw an analysis of Sarah Palin on MSNBC. The newsheads complimented about her "accessibility" which the Democrat strategist agreed.

While I think the strategist was being gracious, she was one of the least accessible candidates I have ever seen. She did almost no press corp interviews, spoke just 3 times to major newscasters that didn't work for Fox, and campaigned in primarily white, blue-collar areas.

I wonder how well she would go over at a NAACP meeting? An environmental foundation? An union gathering? The list goes on and on.

When I heard Redneck Woman was her opening song, I was thinking, she plays a song about the worst kind of white person next to a White Supremist, and she is supposed to represent me?
 

Upgr8r

High Priest or maybe Jedi Master
May 2, 2006
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Its night in a dimly lit, smoked filled bar in Wasilla, Alaska. A lone man, nursing his drink is approached by a woman. She may have once been good-looking, but is now time-worn and haggard.

“Hi, I’m Sarah. I was Governor of Alaska and ran for Vice-President of the United States, don’t cha know. How’s about you buy me a drink and I’ll show you what a maverick does with pork” she says as she winks.
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
In reality she will probably carry on for a year or so, making noise about nothing. Until Rush Limbaugh turns against her, at which time she will fade into oblivion and become a trivia question....

"Name the one time VPOTUS candidate who ended up posing for Hustler magazine to claim Larry Flints million $$ bounty on herself"
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
>>Starting the doomed Palin 2012 campaign.<<

Ding ding ding! We havent seen the last of her. She will run for pres, there's no doubt in my mind, and it will be the greatest thing the repubs ever did for the Democrats. 2016 = Cat fight Palin vs Hillary... wait... how old will pantsuit be?
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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We dodged a bullet.
you & me both, brother.

i must admit, this is a pretty humiliating revelation. i can honestly declare without self-aggrandizing that i'm more qualified than she.

think about it.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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i fwd'd the prev one on to people i know watch oreilly, as i will this one. so far, no one has replied, but usually do if there's some obama red meat.
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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One more thing she'll be doing: governing her state-sponsored "socialism" with the price of oil under $60 a barrel.

Oil prices, which provide the bulk of state revenue, were well over $100 a barrel in late August when Ms. Palin left to campaign with Senator John McCain. Now they are slumming south of $60 a barrel, below the level required to balance the state budget.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/09/us/politics/09palin.html
 

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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She's looking thru her closets.
Palin's father, Chuck Heath, said his daughter spent Saturday trying to figure out what belongs to the RNC.

"She was just frantically ... trying to sort stuff out," Heath said. "That's the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for.

"Nothing goes right back to normal," he said.

Heath dismissed the clothes controversy as "ridiculous" and said his daughter told him the only clothing or accessories she personally had purchased in the last four months was a pair of shoes.
 

Samirol

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Jun 23, 2008
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star in porn

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.

Capone, who calls himself "the king of all MILF films," promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America ... as the most desirable woman over 40."

To prove he's serious about the offer, Capone says he's prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Palin hasn't publicly responded to the offer, which was sent to her administration office in Juneau, Alaska on Nov. 6.

Capone has previously released such films as Agent Filthy 0069, High Definition and Sophia Revealed, none of which featured any senior members of the U.S. Republican Party.

Hustler Magazine recently released a spoof Palin porn video titled Nailin' Paylin, which was referenced in a now-infamous YouTube prank call made by Montreal shock jocks the Masked Avengers in the final days of the U.S. election campaign.
http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/story.html?id=b3293cec-74e9-455a-b0c9-7fe07c95dc95
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
That would have to be like throwing the proverbial hot dog down the hallway...who would want to see that stretched out clown car of a pussy?
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
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Riding the baggage carousel.

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Where was the good guy with a gun?
Sounds like he got his ass beat and ran away. :rofl:

When Todd Palin confronted his son at the door with a pistol, the younger Palin broke a window and entered the house and started beating his father, according to court filings. Palin pushed his father to the ground and hit him repeatedly on the head, the documents say.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Well I bet they say Merry Christmas in their house, disparage the gays and muslims, so clearly good 'Mericans.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
Now that I better understand the idiocy of American voters I have come to the conclusion that McCain did not lose to Obama because he chose an inexperienced, vitriolic, refuse spewing running mate, rather that he lost because he chose a woman as a VP.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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Now that I better understand the idiocy of American voters I have come to the conclusion that McCain did not lose to Obama because he chose an inexperienced, vitriolic, refuse spewing running mate, rather that he lost because he chose a woman as a VP.
it was his toomah's fault.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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Sucks for Todd Palin, he got screwed up pretty bad on a snow machine accident last year. Now this. The apple does fall far though. That Palin summer throw-down brawl from a few years back went down pretty close to where I live.