man my dumbest thing is tame compared to most of you suckers!!! :nuts:
What's the dumbest thing you've done for a girl/guy?
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plain and simple......GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mumble:
If there was the best thing you ever did it would be GOT DIVORCED!!!!
If there was the best thing you ever did it would be GOT DIVORCED!!!!
Does riding 125 Miles on my touring bike to see her, just to have her introduce me to one of her "good" ( male ) friend. and got no real attention from , slept on a couch , and the next day riding 125 miles back the next day count ? and She would later Marry that "good" friend.
man, no wonder so many guys are bitter towards women, we can pull some pretty nasty stuff, huh?
this thread's funny, cause i'm hearing lot's of guys say, "i did all this only for her to dump me/find someone else" and all the girls saying, "it was my fault for doing this or that so i brought it upon myself" so here's my story of one of those
i shaved some of my hair off in back (in back of my scalp, on my HEAD). my ex thought it would look hot, but i was like, "are you SUUUUUUURE??? cause that was so mid-nineties and i'm just not so sure about that" but i did it. it looked aaahhhight but since we broke up and it's STILL not grown back, i curse myself everytime i put my hair up, arg
this thread's funny, cause i'm hearing lot's of guys say, "i did all this only for her to dump me/find someone else" and all the girls saying, "it was my fault for doing this or that so i brought it upon myself" so here's my story of one of those
i shaved some of my hair off in back (in back of my scalp, on my HEAD). my ex thought it would look hot, but i was like, "are you SUUUUUUURE??? cause that was so mid-nineties and i'm just not so sure about that" but i did it. it looked aaahhhight but since we broke up and it's STILL not grown back, i curse myself everytime i put my hair up, arg
don't feel bad. she will just get comfortable and fat in marraige while you got a great workout!splat said:
HAHAHAHA! Damn! How long ago did you shave the back of your head?Megan Black said:
I read that paragraph twice, and both times read that sentence as, "I shaved some of my hair off my back."Megan Black said:
Needless to say, you can imagine both my slight revulsion at the mental image, and minor confusion with the rest of the paragraph.
I figured it out the third time, though
HAHAHA! I thought it said that too and I thought it was just MB being her clever self...binary visions said:I read that paragraph twice, and both times read that sentence as, "I shaved some of my hair off my back."
Needless to say, you can imagine both my slight revulsion at the mental image, and minor confusion with the rest of the paragraph.
I figured it out the third time, though
dude, i KNEW i should have changed that sentence around, but though naaaah, people will get it
ahahahah! the rest of the paragraph sounds HILARIOUS if you read it that way!
well, dhg, i shaved my back in january 04
ahahahah! the rest of the paragraph sounds HILARIOUS if you read it that way!
well, dhg, i shaved my back in january 04
Hey now, it wasn't like that. We worked together for the summer, but then she had to go home. We made plans. It was love!dh girlie said:Yes, unfortunately for BikeGeek, his online chat babe didn't turn out to be like LaFawndah did for Kip in Napolean Dynamite.
You had me at MEATLOAF!BikeGeek said:
I turned down a job with an audio production company in Pittsburgh to move to small town, PA with "the one" and work at a record store.
I sold most of my belongings in order to raise enough cash to travel to Amsterdam to help a girl I met over the summer move back to the States with me. When I called to tell her I had the ticket, she simply asked "didn't you get my letter?"
I used to brave "Hustle Street" in Pittsburgh at night, almost every night, waiting for the bus to take me home from my then GF's place. Men are perverts!
The list goes on...
OMAWGAWD!
ahahaha!biggins said:
that was a great night, except that people kept staring at my t*ts instead of looking at the art in my back hair!
in sixth grade i decided i liked this chick in my beginner french class. so i passed her a bunch of notes that said i loved her and gave her a stuffed bear without ever saying a word to her. she still thinks i'm a total dumbass
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Like an anti mullet???Megan Black said:
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I trusted a girl one time more than I believed a friend. After dating her for about a year and a half and pretty much living with her I found out that she had another "friend" at work that she was "hanging out with" for about 2 months before I took off.. I am an idiot though, you know, I trusted her.. That is just stupidity
I haven't talked to or seen her since, but I heard she is fat now :devil:
I haven't talked to or seen her since, but I heard she is fat now :devil:
yes, YES!loco said:
but anti-mullets are so much cooler than real mullets because anyone could be sporting one (well, anyone except for people with real mullets.....or wait, anyone w/ really short hair) and you woulnd't know until they pulled their hair up!
Everything. Every-"expletive-deleted"-thing. No, I'm not cynical
How come the 'bean' makes guys brains mushy?
How come powder skiing & downhilling makes me happier than the 'bean' most of the time, but I can't lay off the 'bean'? Is it laced w/ something? Girls, chime in please.
How come powder skiing & downhilling makes me happier than the 'bean' most of the time, but I can't lay off the 'bean'? Is it laced w/ something? Girls, chime in please.
I said I love you to a girlfriend after she said it first.
I once spent a summer about 5 years ago going to independent movies with this chick. It could've turned out pretty dumb and stupid, but I somehow started enjoying them before she went crazy and we cut ties.
I once spent a summer about 5 years ago going to independent movies with this chick. It could've turned out pretty dumb and stupid, but I somehow started enjoying them before she went crazy and we cut ties.
1. I quit a well paying job to move to a new location with her during the meat of nationwide IT cuts and couldn't find a decent job and essentially killed myself financially for two years, leading to a number of life altering events. I ultimately broke off our engagement after five months of living "up there" because I became so disgusted with her manipulative ways and even more so that I had been so blind to them for so long.
2. I put it in a very uncomfortable place (not in the back of a Volkswagen) because she begged for it. She hadn't performed any of the "commonly accepted politely hygenic proceedures of preparation" for that act and I ended up dissatisfied with a stinky mess and a very long shower with an inordinate amount of soap. There used to be a stunt near me that went by the same name...now with MORE rust!
3. I did it again with the same results. Maybe someone should inform her that if she would like to repeatedly indulge in this fetish that there are recommended steps of preparation that can be taken.
2. I put it in a very uncomfortable place (not in the back of a Volkswagen) because she begged for it. She hadn't performed any of the "commonly accepted politely hygenic proceedures of preparation" for that act and I ended up dissatisfied with a stinky mess and a very long shower with an inordinate amount of soap. There used to be a stunt near me that went by the same name...now with MORE rust!
3. I did it again with the same results. Maybe someone should inform her that if she would like to repeatedly indulge in this fetish that there are recommended steps of preparation that can be taken.
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Yes, someone should... You.
No, no. Not me. I'm four years removed from that mess. She's someone elses problem now.binary visions said:
Yes, someone should... You.
Even better!Buck Fever said:
"Hey.. Remember me? Yeah, I just thought you should know that you're %&@#ing GROSS."
Who better to rant at than someone who you've got a lot to rant about with, yet you don't care what they think of you any longer?
edit: heh heh. "Removed from that mess". Was that intentional?
Lived with a GF for 4 years. I paid for rent, food, all bills her clothes etc. She worked part time and went to school. She always said she was broke trying to pay for tuition, I even helped with tuition a few times. When she graduated the bought a new car, she did not want me to go with her when she bought it. A few weeks later she got the title for her new car. It turned out the didn't finance the car but paid for it with cash. I'd been busting my ass for years just to be her sugar daddy. Turns out she was also cheating on me too so I broke up with her.
Last time I ever talked to her she called me to tell me that her new BF, the guy she was cheating on me with, was beating her. I really didn't know whether to beleive her or not at that point but offered her a place to stay if she needed help. If it was true I figured karma had caught up with her.
Last time I ever talked to her she called me to tell me that her new BF, the guy she was cheating on me with, was beating her. I really didn't know whether to beleive her or not at that point but offered her a place to stay if she needed help. If it was true I figured karma had caught up with her.
True. I'd have to track her down though. Last I heard, she was far away in MI. I'll write her up an 8-step processbinary visions said:Even better!
"Hey.. Remember me? Yeah, I just thought you should know that you're %&@#ing GROSS."
Who better to rant at than someone who you've got a lot to rant about with, yet you don't care what they think of you any longer?
1. drop a deuce
Actually yes. And I tried to make some more obvious references in my initial story too...to "secretly" give away my location...ie "rusty trombone" and the capitalization of MORE. My feeble attempt to be clever for my own amusement. As is my screen name...chosen for an album title to one of my favorite bands as well as a suggestion when the initial letters are transposed.binary visions said:
I should be a Trekkie, but I'm not.
i've never done anything stupid for a guy. i learned through the expirience of others, if you have to do something really stupid for someone, they generally aren't worth the trouble. all the friends that i had that did weird stuff for the "love of their lives" were total psychos anyway.
Joe Pozer told me he went to a Billy Joel concert with a chick once...and then tried to cover up the stupidity/gayness of it by saying Billy Joel put on a good show...HAHAHAHAHAH!I Are Baboon said:
I am completely disguested.Buck Fever said:
HAHAHAHA - my signature is so perfect for this reply!
I'm with you on that one, sister! I almost gagged reading that!Heidi said:
I definitely did some gagging. To be honest, they were events that I wish I could forget, but for some reason, I can't. It's not something I've ever asked for, nor will I after my experiences.dh girlie said:
If I went into explicit detail of the cleanup process...the smell, the sheets, the floor...me! I'm sure I could elicit more gags; maybe even a hurl or two. Now it's almost like I'm re-living it.
Maybe I should, it could be like my therapy...mental cleansing. I'll finally be clean once again!
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Aren't you his Christie Brinkley???dh girlie said:
stosh said:
So you lost your Ballz at an early age and never got them back, huh?
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How much did she charge?BikeGeek said:
I used to brave "Hustle Street" in Pittsburgh at night, almost every night, waiting for the bus to take me home from my then GF's place. Men are perverts!
The list goes on...
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I Rocked Whistler in a mini skirt, F-me boots, and a Hairy Back.Megan Black said:
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