As the election is coming near and republicans are thinking hard about the next 4 years, some important questions remain, like what country to invade next? Surely the next republican candidate can bring more freedom© to the ME by invading the next country on the list, but which is it? Get your bets in to win the prize!
Which Middle East Country to Invade Next?
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I would actually vote for a republican candidate that invaded saudi arabia.
You know how when you say a word too many times it starts to sound weird? Even reading that sentence I typed sounds like that the first time. And not because of the part that I'm in.
You know how when you say a word too many times it starts to sound weird? Even reading that sentence I typed sounds like that the first time. And not because of the part that I'm in.
I say bomb them all because that stupid Halal/Kosher thing means we can't have a bacon option in this poll.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!!
Why limit ourselves to just the middle east? Plenty of predominantly Muslim, African countries rich in non-renewable resources. Plus with China's ever growing interest in Africa, we could create a scenario to engage in a perfectly good, old fashioned, secular, World War. Everybody wins!
No Loco Sucks option either. Indeed, these are terrible times to be alive.I say bomb them all because that stupid Halal/Kosher thing means we can't have a bacon option in this poll.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!!
We should invade the U.S. They're all commie sympathizers.
As long as they give us $300 tax refund checks in the middle of the year while engaged in at least two wars I am OK with it. If history has taught us anything, those at home should sacrifice nothing and should go spend money at the mall during wartime. It is what Jesus wants.
Iffin yer gonna do - it go big or stay home.
I'm thinking a few missiles of the ballistic type.
Each has several independently targetable warheads.
My vote is one per country, unless size dictates we split one up for a couple of the little ones....
Cost savings too!! - One sub parked in the gulf.
No need to airlift half a small country half way around teh world.
I'm thinking a few missiles of the ballistic type.
Each has several independently targetable warheads.
My vote is one per country, unless size dictates we split one up for a couple of the little ones....
Cost savings too!! - One sub parked in the gulf.
No need to airlift half a small country half way around teh world.
No Loco sucks/bacon/looks flexy/does it come it root beer option...
Iceland, the wimmen are hot. Murder all the men then import hot war wives.
Can we surrender Texas back to Mexico? Perhaps Spain would be interested in getting Florida back?