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Who is getting Loko this weekend?!

Ithnu

Ithnu

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Jul 16, 2007
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Back in my college days (which was only a few years ago) if we wanted to get stupid f#@king drunk we'd mix everclear in with juice. People who use vodka for wap, or whatever you want to call it, are pansies.

You know when I drink straight whiskey I get drunk really fast too. Wow, its 47% alcohol!? How many shots do you think are in a 16oz flask:rolleyes:?

I guess we shouldn't market that to kids either.
 
Jimmysal

Jimmysal

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Mar 26, 2010
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I managed 6 in one evening this weekend. I also had a 3 microbrews during and after dinner, but nothing over 6%. I was rip roaring drunk, no doubt, but that only amounted to me eating an entire bag of pretzel nuggets then "blacking out" for the last 20 minutes of the tv show we were watching.

Woke up at 5:30 the following morning with a headache that took 2 hours to shake and had sticky sh**s that smelled like fruit punch most of the day. Asked Dr. Girlfriend what went down, and she confirmed that I fell asleep around midnight while we were watching tv.

Oh my god! Won't someone please think of the children!

My thoughts on Four Loko:
:stosh:
 
T

trib

not worthy of a Rux.
Jun 22, 2009
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I managed 6 in one evening this weekend. I also had a 3 microbrews during and after dinner, but nothing over 6%. I was rip roaring drunk, no doubt, but that only amounted to me eating an entire bag of pretzel nuggets then "blacking out" for the last 20 minutes of the tv show we were watching.

Woke up at 5:30 the following morning with a headache that took 2 hours to shake and had sticky sh**s that smelled like fruit punch most of the day. Asked Dr. Girlfriend what went down, and she confirmed that I fell asleep around midnight while we were watching tv.
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If all you're doing is sitting down watching tv it's unlikely you'd do anything but black out. If you're at a party surrounding by other drunk idiots (no offence meant to anyone, I love being a drunk idiot) then highly likely you'll take your pants off and try jump over a moving car, or whatever. If sat at home watching tv, not much chance for that to happen.
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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I should get a case for this weekend. My son drinks that crap with his room mates. I tried Sparks when it first came out because my old neighbor worked for the distributor and a pallet was "accidentally damaged" on the dock.
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
85,860
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mattmatt86 said:
This was one with caffeine. A buddy of mine works at a liquor store and they still have cases of them that they can't (legally) sell. He's bringing me 12 of them tomorrow :D
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ebay that stuff. or something. don't think ebay allows sales of alcohol, but i'm sure if you get creative you can find a way around their rules
 
mattmatt86

mattmatt86

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2005
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Gettin loko right now. It's weird, the Loko seems more potent when it's your first alcoholic beverage of the night, I'm halfway through a can and I'm about ready to knife fight a hobo for a sammich. I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say Watermelon is the best four loko flavor.

I have 4 more in the fridge, I'll report back as the night progresses.
 
Bigdroptoflat

Bigdroptoflat

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Jan 24, 2008
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mattmatt86 said:
Gettin loko right now. It's weird, the Loko seems more potent when it's your first alcoholic beverage of the night, I'm halfway through a can and I'm about ready to knife fight a hobo for a sammich. I'm also gonna go out on a limb and say Watermelon is the best four loko flavor.

I have 4 more in the fridge, I'll report back as the night progresses.
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I got watermelon the other night, it was fantastic but my headache the next day was not. I told ridiculous to call you but you were at the strip club
 
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