[BurlyShirley]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/09/baby.weapon.ap/index.html

Read it and weep! Lol!

 

[Jorvik]

I've beaten people with broomhandles with tacks on the end, whacked somebody good with a brick, and slapped insolent women with my schlong. But never have I beaten a spouse with a baby. All I say is way to go in raising the bar for us all.

 

[Westy]

I've beaten people with broomhandles with tacks on the end, whacked somebody good with a brick, and slapped insolent women with my schlong. But never have I beaten a spouse with a baby. All I say is way to go in raising the bar for us all.

Was that before or after the drunken smiley face tattoo? There is a certain elevated humor factor in slapping someone in the face with a smiley tattoo'd schlong. Bonus points if it was done in a trailer.

 

[$tinkle]

is that TO's publicist?

 

[Jorvik]

Was that before or after the drunken smiley face tattoo? There is a certain elevated humor factor in slapping someone in the face with a smiley tattoo'd schlong. Bonus points if it was done in a trailer.

After. I've used it as a blunt trauma instrument a few times after the whole smiley face debacle.