[$tinkle]

alternate title: "ciaran's sister gets medieval"

Girl Attacks Teacher With Medieval Weapon

(Post-Tribune) GARY, Ind. The freshman girl told police she was “tired of getting picked on,” so she took a mace to school.

Not Mace, the pepper spray.

Mace, as in a medieval weapon.

A long wooden stick attached to a metal chain with a spiked ball on the end.

The 15-year-old swung it at a teacher Thursday morning but struck a fellow student who intervened, Gary police said. The victim, a 19-year-old Lew Wallace High School senior, suffered cuts on her hand and thumb protecting the teacher. School security detained the freshman and confiscated the weapon.

“It’s heavy, and it’s metal, and it’s sharp,” Detective Sgt. Darlene Breitenstein said after delivering the girl to the Lake County (Ind.) Juvenile Justice Center, where she is being held on battery charges.

obviously, we need to legislation against the SCA

 

[Changleen]

See how 35 people didn't die in this case?

 

[reflux]

alternate title: "ciaran's sister gets medieval"

So it's his sister AND he unzipped his pants? We need to get Ciaran some help.

 

[jeremyb]

If you banned the SCA then nerds would have to pay to get sex!

 

[LordOpie]

Cudgel?

I thought you said, "cuddle"?!

 

[Munster]

I guess ATOMICFIREBALL couldn't get that sword she wanted.