[indieboy]

which one rides better?
i've been hearing all sorts of rumors that the fleshlite is smoother. but, i'd be willing to bet your mom has some nice ride characteristics too.

help anyone? gotta make a quick decision here.

 

[dexterq20]

You're still alive?

 

[Bicyclist]

Stosh.

 

[indieboy]

somehow.

 

[blue]

Didn't you get blown away by a large gust of wind after dropping your body fat content to -45%?

 

[indieboy]

Stosh.

the extra bit of cushion ain't for the pushin in that case situation. infact, i'm not quite sure what it's for

 

[indieboy]

Didn't you get blown away by a large gust of wind after dropping your body fat content to -45%?

i'm skinny, but i ain't THAT skinny!

 

[Bicyclist]

the extra bit of cushion ain't for the pushin in that case situation. infact, i'm not quite sure what it's for

What the hell are you talking about?

 

[indieboy]

What the hell are you talking about?

stoshs cushion.....

 

[Bicyclist]

stoshs cushion.....

stosh = n00b

 

[Angus]

which one rides better?
i've been hearing all sorts of rumors that the fleshlite is smoother. but, i'd be willing to bet your mom has some nice ride characteristics too.

help anyone? gotta make a quick decision here.

I'd probally ride your Mom, she's cheaper, doesn't need batteries and if you ride her right she might make you breakfast.

 

[indieboy]

she's lazy though.

 

[Brunettes]

www.realdoll.com

 

[Angus]

she's lazy though.

Thats why you have to hit it right, put a big smile on her face and I promise you "It's Waffle Time"!

 

[=[Stinky]=]

Holy **** you brought me out of slumber with this one ****ass. And wait... your mom? Id hit it. ferreal. She rides better than a fleshlight. dont be gay.

 

[frznnomad]

dude your mom all the way. woman are like a fine wine, better with age, and a flesh light doesnt have the warm gooey center lol.

 

[FBTMILF]

dude your mom all the way. woman are like a fine wine, better with age, and a flesh light doesnt have the warm gooey center lol.

YEAH IT DOES! If you soak it in warm water and then put lube inside. HA! I watched the preview a couple of times...

 

[frznnomad]

lol that would explain the name lol, and thanks for the help man i might have to use that tonight.

 

[bicycleman]

slap some lube on the flesh light and its might great

 

[FBTMILF]

lol that would explain the name lol, and thanks for the help man i might have to use that tonight.

no prob, always glad to help a friend

 

[Tattooo]

Get his mom to do you with the flesh light, then give her the gooey rewards on her chin, it'll hella be waffle time.