Interesting neighbors....
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I live next to extreme racists. When my Jewish landlady moved in (years ago) they were overheard saying, "Oh great, the kikes (SP??) are moving in." That and they are very very hateful to just about everyone the see. I've had a few altercations with them and they called the cops on me once. Glad I'm moving out in a month.
You should plant a cross in their front yard and burn their house down. That'll give 'em something to think about.PBV said:
I got a 40ish milf type lady, that has 2-3 men visiting her house... needless to say she is very friendly, and she dresses like pics on XXX websites.
So you live next to a call girl and you are complaining?math2014 said:
No she is not a call girl or anything... she is just uber provocative with her looks and clothes and rides a cannondale... (she knows sh1t bout bikes).
You should be all over thatmath2014 said:
I would, if i was single and didnt live with my gf... she is like Pamela Anderson in Baywatch only at age 45 or something. GREAT body
Well you could just say you are all over it and not post pictures like Stoneymath2014 said:
a year and a half back there was a drug traficing house 4 doors down from me. That got to be quit interesting
Also my neighbors across the street always get up and see whats going on if I come home and it is dark.
Also my neighbors across the street always get up and see whats going on if I come home and it is dark.
the guy next door to me went to jail for stealing over $250,000 of other peoples stuff
over the cource of 3 years.
stole my laptop, skateboard, CD's and a nasty old pair of bike gloves????
went over to his house when the police were doing "inventory" he had all sorst of crazy stuff a boat, several 4 wheelers lawn mowers snow mobiels tons of car audio
rims and alot more (never got my stuff back)
over the cource of 3 years.
stole my laptop, skateboard, CD's and a nasty old pair of bike gloves????
went over to his house when the police were doing "inventory" he had all sorst of crazy stuff a boat, several 4 wheelers lawn mowers snow mobiels tons of car audio
rims and alot more (never got my stuff back)
I am the odd neighbor.stevew said:
The Cheese
my next door neighbor is an old skool biker guy, real bad heart condition and health probs. Recently he bought a new harley, and has reverted back to acting like he's 22 again, including staying out all night with different women (he's married), bangin the crank and drinking copious amounts of likker. Needless to say, I don't see him making it too much longer. Across the street there's the 2 sets of couples that the men don't work (much), and the ladies go and do all the work while they sit at the house and smoke dope all day
although, like SuzyCreamcheese said, if you asked my neighbors, I'm probably the weird one, I'm always bringing home scrap wood and crap to build stunts and jumps and stuff
although, like SuzyCreamcheese said, if you asked my neighbors, I'm probably the weird one, I'm always bringing home scrap wood and crap to build stunts and jumps and stuff
One of my neighbors who lives behind me has caused a lot of trouble, but she is no longer with us. But here is a list of what she did.
-Complained because we bought the wrong brand of Air Conditioning Unit. (WTF!!)
-Poured sand in my friends moms gas tank because the van was to big and it ran over her "driveway" when she was backing it out
-To prove to the police that she was hurting her driveway she cracked it with a sledgehammer, spray painted where it "happened" and called the po po's.
-Followed my friends family around taking pictures of them and keeping scrapbooks of them.
-Our house didnt come with a deck, so we added that on(I was like not even born or really young at this time) and she complained because the deck was too tall. She has an inground basement and we dont. But we had already had the deck approved so she had to live with it.
Wierd.
-Complained because we bought the wrong brand of Air Conditioning Unit. (WTF!!)
-Poured sand in my friends moms gas tank because the van was to big and it ran over her "driveway" when she was backing it out
-To prove to the police that she was hurting her driveway she cracked it with a sledgehammer, spray painted where it "happened" and called the po po's.
-Followed my friends family around taking pictures of them and keeping scrapbooks of them.
-Our house didnt come with a deck, so we added that on(I was like not even born or really young at this time) and she complained because the deck was too tall. She has an inground basement and we dont. But we had already had the deck approved so she had to live with it.
Wierd.
My next door neighbors are two, hot, just out of college girls that like to dry their lingerie on their balcony 
Stoney? Is that you??BillT said:My next door neighbors are two, hot, just out of college girls that like to dry their lingerie on their balcony
Only if he does not come through with picturesSkaredShtles said:Stoney? Is that you??
neaky:No pictures - I don't think my wife would appreciate that...but its always interesting to see what they have hanging up to dry on their balcony.
Why are you just sharing this information now??? :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:BillT said:My next door neighbors are two, hot, just out of college girls that like to dry their lingerie on their balcony
I would have come up for more riding!
Mine just bump crappy music at all hours of the night, and have like 6 people living a pretty small townhouse...
They both have loser-ish boyfriends as far as I can tell which I find pretty amusing. The hotter one (the brunette - Janine, the other is a blonde - Laurie) is a Gator so you would probably get along just fine with her, RobMtb_Rob_FL said:
On the Mammoth trip, you can ask Guy about the lingerie and hotness of the neighbors as he's seen both of them (and always asks if they are around).
My neighbors are a Russian couple with a screaming infant and five year old that likes to sing....a lot. Mind you this is 4 people in a one bedroom apt.
They put anything and everything into the garbage diposal, which makes nasty sh*t bubble up in my sink.
I used to be nice, now I mad dog them. When I hear that baby scream I put on Slayer real loud. They are looking to move the landlord tells me, I'd like to think I contributed to that. He thinks it hilarious since he intentionally didn't tell me that they had kids when I rented it so I'd take it (he's also a friend of mine...the dick
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They put anything and everything into the garbage diposal, which makes nasty sh*t bubble up in my sink.
I used to be nice, now I mad dog them. When I hear that baby scream I put on Slayer real loud. They are looking to move the landlord tells me, I'd like to think I contributed to that. He thinks it hilarious since he intentionally didn't tell me that they had kids when I rented it so I'd take it (he's also a friend of mine...the dick
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My next-door neighbor in New Orleans had a, uh, drinking problem (living in New Orleans, can you imagine that?).
One night, he got naked, ran around the block, and fired his gun in the backyard. At least, that is what people tell me because I slept through the whole thing.
By that point, I was so used to hearing gun shots, I totally tuned them out. But the whole block was atitter about the gunshots being so nearby, and my friend's wife gave me all the details the next day.
One night, he got naked, ran around the block, and fired his gun in the backyard. At least, that is what people tell me because I slept through the whole thing.
By that point, I was so used to hearing gun shots, I totally tuned them out. But the whole block was atitter about the gunshots being so nearby, and my friend's wife gave me all the details the next day.
my neighbors are obsessed with these wierd birds....the birds get out every so often and the lady runs around screaming for them to come back. They usually just stash themselves up a tree for hours. The lady is crazy and her husband is too, at 1am in the morning i overheard a salsa type music coming from there house and as it turns out someone in the house was on the front lawn dancing on something....o the power of weed
I am odd squared. Haha....SuzyCreamcheese said:
I also used to have 3 fat b1tchwes living above me in my apartments that whenever they walked around it sounded like they were doing funking tai bo or something............................damn! so I would always scream to their fat asses to go on freakin jenny damn craig or something........................that or tiptoe
back home, I used to live two houses away from a level three sex offender. James Earl Clegg. He was about 5foot and 75-80 yrs old. He was always out and about- scooping dog sh!t from his yard, cleaning eggs from his house, devandalising his property; this sicko would seriously wave to my family every time we drove by his house! Id always freak him out when hed be walking and id be driving my car (15-20mph) go straight at himand duck down below the dash- runaway car style. Hed be in the ditch by the time I got to him... lol.. yeah Im an ass, but hes a sodomiser (no pun).
yup. sig materialbigshred said:
i think were the weird neighbors. me and my stepbro are allways lighting **** on fire or riding dirtbikes up and down the street/in the back yard. and im allways out front jumping a pile of bathroom rubble we have. and his band is allways playing. and my drunk stepdad who has the cops called on him 3-4 times a year and my crazy step gma and her little dog
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RANT
I have this neighbor that got pissed when some wild dogs killed her rabbits. So she blamed our dog, which we did not have at the time, and was only a few weeks old. In protest, she kept some rotting dead rabbits on her gate which is illegally connected to our driveway because she has no easement.
She has to use that driveway though. THe one she owns is too clogged with trailers, tarphouses, and ghetto tents/buses/trucks etc. She got the scavenging disease in WWII. SHe owns like 20 acres, but it's covered in crap you could never use. Supposedly she is building a house on it, but she doesn't have money or initiative, she has started many "Houses". SHe does have a sweet duck pond though.
Anyway, she has a gun that she used to have gunfights with her husband, he's dead now. So when her llamas break loose and mount our ponies, there is nothing we can do but shoot them with a BB gun. Or chase them with Machetes.
Please excuse any Macktastic random capitilization or anti e-ngrish sentence formatting. Rant over.
RANT
I have this neighbor that got pissed when some wild dogs killed her rabbits. So she blamed our dog, which we did not have at the time, and was only a few weeks old. In protest, she kept some rotting dead rabbits on her gate which is illegally connected to our driveway because she has no easement.
She has to use that driveway though. THe one she owns is too clogged with trailers, tarphouses, and ghetto tents/buses/trucks etc. She got the scavenging disease in WWII. SHe owns like 20 acres, but it's covered in crap you could never use. Supposedly she is building a house on it, but she doesn't have money or initiative, she has started many "Houses". SHe does have a sweet duck pond though.
Anyway, she has a gun that she used to have gunfights with her husband, he's dead now. So when her llamas break loose and mount our ponies, there is nothing we can do but shoot them with a BB gun. Or chase them with Machetes.
Please excuse any Macktastic random capitilization or anti e-ngrish sentence formatting. Rant over.
Can we get some pics pleasemath2014 said:
My neighbor stole my bike and huffs paint.... ... Oh, and they arrested an Al-Quaeda linked suspect last year in the apartment above mine...
weird...
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weird...
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