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kinghami3

kinghami3

Future Turbo Monkey
Jun 1, 2004
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Ballard 4 life.
First and middle name: Star (the symbol) Quasar (I forget the last name).

There is a John at work that looks/ acts exactly like the John in the Garfield comics, cracks me up sometimes.
 
kinghami3

kinghami3

Future Turbo Monkey
Jun 1, 2004
2,239
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Ballard 4 life.
Velocity Girl said:
Went to school with a guy who's last name was Butt

Some of my favorites of the football players when I went to U of M were:
Mercury Hayes - seemed pretty fitting for a guy who could run
Elvis Grbac - I mean really, who names their kid Elvis :rolleyes:
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jbuttri, are you reading this?
 
BrokenChain

BrokenChain

Monkey
Oct 26, 2001
315
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NWCT
binary visions said:
I went to school with a brother and a sister with the last name of Thyme.

Their names?

Justin and Summer :rolleyes:

Stupid parents :nuts:
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Summer was in my Honors Bio class in highschool. Their parents should name their last child Quittin...

Anyway, my ex's step father, had a client come into his office. Her name was Nowana Laecoc. I had to go outside for a few minutes to regain control.
 
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Mike B.

Turbo Monkey
Oct 5, 2001
1,522
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State College, PA
I used to work with a Richard Puffer and believe it or not a Richard Head. Unfortunately, they went by Rick and Rich respectively. Drill sergeants had a good time with a kid named Dyckoff in basic training.
 
lux

lux

Monkey
Mar 25, 2004
609
26
Wilmington, NC
Eons ago, when I was but a wee mechanic at the bike shop, a woman brought in a bike for repair, Her name? Connie Lenkus.

We all fell about the place after she left. We was stoopid little young'uns.
 
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rcoh

Chimp
Jun 2, 2005
36
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When I was in UK there was a newspaper article about a Mr & Mrs Peacock who named their 1st born son 'Drew'!

The father said he didn't even realise until he got some sniggers when toasting his son at his local.
 
lux

lux

Monkey
Mar 25, 2004
609
26
Wilmington, NC
MunkeeHucker said:
Dick Trickle (retired race driver)
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Not that I ever watched much NASCAR, but it I would've been awesome to hear a race announcer broadcast something like:

"Yessir, Ricky Rudd's got Dick Trickle all over his rear!"
 
def

def

Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
520
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knoxville, tn
Chemistry professor at UTK: Dr. Adcock. Whats better? Sex Change! John became Jane, he/she actually sent a memo around asking to be called Jane from that point on. It was so difficult to go to lecture...adam's apple, man hands, stringy hair, fake boobs - the works. I was in her/his class in '99, but I think he/she is still there.

I've got a riding buddy in town w/ a good one too, but he's too cool to call out on a stupid internet message board.
 
Jeremy R

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
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behind you with a snap pop
d.e.f. said:
Chemistry professor at UTK: Dr. Adcock. Whats better? Sex Change! John became Jane, he/she actually sent a memo around asking to be called Jane from that point on. It was so difficult to go to lecture...adam's apple, man hands, stringy hair, fake boobs - the works. I was in her/his class in '99, but I think he/she is still there.

I've got a riding buddy in town w/ a good one too, but he's too cool to call out on a stupid internet message board.
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The only thing keeping that story from being perfect is if Dr. Adcock started off as a chick, then had the sex change.

And I agree on your riding buddy as well.
 
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def

Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
520
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knoxville, tn
Jeremy R said:
The only thing keeping that story from being perfect is if Dr. Adcock started off as a chick, then had the sex change.

And I agree on your riding buddy as well.
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Old Professor Subtractacock. I would tell people back home about her and they would get a huge kick out of it until I mentioned her name, then no one would believe me. She let us out of lecture early one day (a freshman course, 300+ 18 year olds) and mentioned how nice it was and she was going to "suntan a little." Some frat boy in the back of the class just yells "Thats F...ing Disgusting!!" I kind of felt sorry for her, just a little.
 
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captainpolution

Turbo Monkey
Nov 18, 2004
1,017
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Jeremy R said:
Ha, that reminds me.
My orthodontist was "Dr. Smiley"
And yes, I know that sounds made up, so look him up in Spartanburg, SC.
These things are too dumb to make up.
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mine was doctor wisdom
 
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Senôr Lopez

Monkey
Aug 2, 2005
221
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The Island
Some hilarious names-

-Harry Wong (author of The First Days of school) Look it up! Freaking hilarious.

-I had a Mr. Herr and a Mrs. Mann as high school teachers.

-My Grandfather's name is Robert Graves "Bob" but if he went by Rob that would be a top ten-er
 
Biscuit

Biscuit

Turbo Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
1,768
1
Pleasant Hill, CA
A client of mines first name is Homie.

I sieze every oportunity to call him by his first name:

"Hey Homie"
"What's up Homie"
"You know what Homie"

He's not from this country, so he doesnt get it.

Good clean fun.
 
JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Had a friend whos dad was Charles Michael Hunt, but he went by Mike...
Same guy played in a band with a kid named Funk, whos pop was a Dr., Dr Funk.
 
DH Diva

DH Diva

Wonderwoman
Jun 12, 2002
1,808
1
There was a law office here that used to be called Cram, Johnson, Harder Associates. They have aquired another partner and now go by Johnson, Harder, Cram, and Wells.
 
Squeaver

Squeaver

Monkey
Mar 1, 2006
481
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Sanford, NC
I went to school with a girl named Dusty Cox, always thought that was funny. Also, on the way up the Raliegh, on US 1, there is an off ramp to a road called Colon Road. I haven't tried to see where that road goes yet.
 
mud'n'sweat

mud'n'sweat

Falcon
Feb 12, 2006
1,250
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There was a kid down the street growing up who's name was Richard Head. Parents were oblivious to what they had done. :disgust1:
 
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