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I have a pdf that must be posted, but it's too big.

Dirty

i said change it damn it....Janet...Slut!!
Aug 3, 2003
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while we're on the topic of PDFs....anybody know how to change a PDF into a word doc?
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
SkaredShtles said:
You are quite an internet n00B. :rolleyes:
I may as well have an e-cinderblock around my neck. I'm on a Unix workstation, with a Citrix Windows shell. It's bloody awful. Animated gifs are not animated, I have no windows media player. No sound. AND it's ridiculously slow. It's really quite pathetic
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
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MMike said:
Too time consuming. Just tried doing one and it was also to big.

Nuts to you people then. It's bloody hilarious. Da Peach can confirm.
I like TINO!

Someone has to post this. I have a hard enough time turning on my computer... so I can't do it...

Do it. Do it.
 

splat

Nam I am
MMike said:
I may as well have an e-cinderblock around my neck. I'm on a Unix workstation, with a Citrix Windows shell. It's bloody awful. Animated gifs are not animated, I have no windows media player. No sound. AND it's ridiculously slow. It's really quite pathetic
why not just install firefox , on the unix workstation and , then Surf away with Speed!
 

MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,207
105
just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
splat said:
You don't have root or sudo privs on your workstation ? What type of Workstation is it . I tell you how to crack the root password !
If you have the ability to reboot it , we can crack it !
Other than "Black" and IBM, there's no other distinguishing marks on it. The front "door" is missing from it. I have a 20" LCD monitor though.
 

splat

Nam I am
MMike said:
Other than "Black" and IBM, there's no other distinguishing marks on it. The front "door" is missing from it. I have a 20" LCD monitor though.
ahhh AIX!!! ( I hate AIX )


OK shut it down , Now when you power it up it will give you a wimpy double beep.
Depending on the Model , hit F5 ( older models use F8 ) then wait , that should bring up a menu,

At the Menu ............................................................................


also by Default AIX should have Netscape installed so why don't you just use that to surf ?
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
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splat said:
ahhh AIX!!! ( I hate AIX )
:stupid: AIX is the Devil's work.

OK shut it down , Now when you power it up it will give you a wimpy double beep.
Depending on the Model , hit F5 ( older models use F8 ) then wait , that should bring up a menu,

At the Menu ............................................................................
I would just recommend that he toss the whole thing (except the LCD monitor) out the window. :D