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I met a famous rapper today

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Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
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TheMontashu said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Nope don't think so.


You guys should hear how thease rappers talk, it's insane.
I reckon if me and Partsy talked with that bloke we'd need an English to English interpreter.:rofl:
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
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I don't listen to rap done by anyone that hasn't been shot.

It's all so much fluff otherwise.

Not like UB40...
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Da Peach said:
I don't listen to rap done by anyone that hasn't been shot.

It's all so much fluff otherwise.

Not like UB40...
Yes, UB40 are just crying out to be shot. Please, someone, do the world a favour...
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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valve bouncer said:
I reckon if me and Partsy talked with that bloke we'd need an English to English interpreter.:rofl:
He'd probably shoot you the first time y'all called him bloke or mate.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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I met FunkMaster Flex and Ivan Stewart the same week at SEMA in 04.

No pictures though.
 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
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where's this fatburger? I should check it out... somewhere on the east bay right?
 

dump

Turbo Monkey
Oct 12, 2001
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in Pleasant Hill, CA? Don't see myself getting up there any time soon.
 
Jun 18, 2004
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Dude, when I went to Cal Maritime E40 used to come out for ladies night at this one bar at the entrance to our school... I think he was the only person that I was half way impressed with that was from Vallejo...

infact this one girl that I dateds father, that had been a Hells Angle since 1969 impressed me more than E40...

I just don't get start struck that much anymore... maybe it has something to do with sitting in the rooms of "...quiters!..." with washed up and semi washed up peeps who used to be on Mtv... or played on Sub pop or SST records...

my parody of your signiture would be " Gamblers Anonomouse is for LOOSERS!"...

but that would be puting down somebody who's at least facing there own demons... so I'm not gonna...

anyways I got to get some sleep now, later.



TheMontashu said:
Me and a couple of friends were getting food at a fatburger neer by were all the kids at my school hang out, we order up our food and sit down. Our food comes and while sitting eating our food I hear "Yall enjoyin yo meal?" I turn and see this rapper E40 asking if my food is good. I didn't know what to say for a moment then one of my friends (who was under the influence of something) yells "Holy **** you're E40" He replies "how you white boys know who I am?" we tell him that we are into underground bay area rap so when listen to his stuff. We ended up talking for a minute (not long at all) and I get a few slang terms cleared up. We also found out he owns the fat burger.
 

konabiker

Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
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Str8OutaBallard said:
Dude, when I went to Cal Maritime E40 used to come out for ladies night at this one bar at the entrance to our school... I think he was the only person that I was half way impressed with that was from Vallejo...

infact this one girl that I dateds father, that had been a Hells Angle since 1969 impressed me more than E40...

I just don't get start struck that much anymore... maybe it has something to do with sitting in the rooms of "...quiters!..." with washed up and semi washed up peeps who used to be on Mtv... or played on Sub pop or SST records...

my parody of your signiture would be " Gamblers Anonomouse is for LOOSERS!"...

but that would be puting down somebody who's at least facing there own demons... so I'm not gonna...

anyways I got to get some sleep now, later.
From Vallejo, born in Oakland
yoakin

M Dre is the tightest thing to come out of Vallejo
 

Chunky Munkey

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May 10, 2006
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is ALWAYS key I say...
Did you take his mic away and put an instrument in his hand to see if he had any real talent?:rofl:

Ay yo! E Foty, he be a REAL BIG FAT RAPPER right yo?

Yo yo man, and your say'n E look like he ate a lot of fat burgers or you say'n E bought a Fat burger!? SAY WHAT MAN!? You say E bought a FAT BURGER!? Yo man, dat is WACK! Yo yo, not only is dat wack, dat is PHAT! Nome' say'n yo!

I can see why he bought one too. Judging from his fat size, it looks like he's been eattin all the profits yo! Nome say'n?

So let me get this straight. You can go to E40's Fat Burger, order a Big Fat Burger, be waited on by a Big Fat Wrapper, and get my Big Fat Burger wrapped up in a Big Fat Wrapper, BY a Big Fat Rapper, for me to take home, right? Yo dat is WACK!

I see a commercial in there somewhaya. You could get Flava Flave to do the "walk in customer" role.

The Scene: Takes place inside Fat Burger
(Flava Flave goes into a Fat Burger. Walks up to E40 at the register.)
E40: Welcome to Fat Burger. Can I take your order?
Flava: Yo man, your album sales musn't be too good for you to be working here man...
E40: Can I take your ORDER Sir?
Flava: Yo sarree dude. Yo I hear deeze burgers is PHAT YO!"
E40: Yes they are Fat Burgers yo!
Flava: Yeh man, then I'll have a Fat Burger.
(E40 brings a burger to Flava Flav. Flav takes a bite out of burger on camera pointing towards E40)
Flava: MMMmmm...Yo man, now DATS PHAT!
(E40 behind counter takes Flav pointing at him saying, "Now Dat's Phat," the wrong way.)
E40: YO MAN, WHO you calling FAT!?
(E40 and his employee posse come out from behind the counter with semi automatic handgun weapons and fire striking Flava Flav in the chest. Close up shot of Flava on the floor bleeding to death with a Fat Burger in his hand and a big smile on his face.)
Flava: Yo Yo man, GO TO FAT BURGER YO!! Take it from me FLAVA FLAVE.., deeze Fat Burgers is worth DYING fo! Yeee-uhhh BOYEEEEE!!!
(Cut to shot of E40 standing over Flava giving the West Coast hand sign.)
E40: West Coast Baby, West Coast! Nome Say'n!
(Cut to logo.)

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::rofl:
Here come the red blocks from all those the easily offended "activist" left wingers!!:D:rofl:
 
Mar 10, 2005
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Chunky Munkey said:
Did you take his mic away and put an instrument in his hand to see if he had any real talent?:rofl:
I hate this superficial "hyphy" and "crunk" fad, but I can assure you that it takes more talent to put together an over-produced song with a lame hook than you'd think.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously missing out by not cashing in on such an easy gig.