I keep thinking it's a joke or something http://www.snakesonaplane.com/
What's next "Alligators in a Taxi?"
What's next "Alligators in a Taxi?"
Snakes on a plane???
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So Cal kids with a chequebook.
Yeah....my wife and I just saw the commercial for that.... we laughed.
Oh Sam....why?
S.o.a.P.
Oh Sam....why?
S.o.a.P.
Turds in a punch bowl.
I'm waiting for Snakes on a Hovercraft.
snake on the international space station...?
Snakes in my pants?
"Anaconda meat in my riding shorts" - the Janrobdamanii said:
Snakes on your face!robdamanii said:
It is difficult for the pilot to being taking off in the plane. I mean, bragging is not being the Jan's thing, but all mortals must face the truth. The Jan is, after all, being packing 7 pounds of anaconda meat in his bicycle shorts. Truth.maxyedor said:
I sincerely hope the jokes about the Jan will never get being old.
thatd actually be hilarious. snakes in space? they wouldnt go anywhere!firetoole said:
Nah man, didn't you get the memo? Snakes are immune to no gravity in the movies.:teacher:lovebunny said:thatd actually be hilarious. snakes in space? they wouldnt go anywhere!
this makes like, thread #7 about the movie. i love it!
"WE GOT MOTHERFVCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFVCKING THREAD!!"
"WE GOT MOTHERFVCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFVCKING THREAD!!"
"I think you got snakes on your internet"
Probably the coolest thing I have ever seen to promote a movie (You guys have to see/use this):
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
Probably the coolest thing I have ever seen to promote a movie (You guys have to see/use this):
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
not as impressive as i was hoping. there wasn't even a single f bomb.Total Heckler said:
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it!@!1!!!jonKranked said:
Are you fricken insane? Were you dropped on your head?kmanoni said:
that movie is a joke no doubt!
I'm already looking forward to Snakes on a Plane 2, Electric Snake-a-loo
ohh man I just laughed really loud in my office and everone is looking at me...MMike said:
this needs approval in some way, shape, or form.MMike said:
What!!??
They never consulted me about this... Not even a call from Samuel L.
bah to Hollywood.
Marc
They never consulted me about this... Not even a call from Samuel L.
bah to Hollywood.
Marc
OMG!!1!! Snakes on Ridemonkey!S.n.a.k.e. said:
Run for the hills!! Oh wait, snakes can go there too...
OMG....i'm crying right now....this is the funniest thing i've seen in years....tears down my face.. don't know if this was posted already, but jesus it's funny......
At least the title is easy to understand !!
"SNAKES ON A PLANE"
"SNAKES ON A PLANE"
MMike said:
That parridy clip is friggin funny !
beaker for teh win!MMike said:
That was damn funny!
I just saw an ad on FX and they said "You'll have to see it twice, because you'll miss something the first time". I will just miss it all together the first time and call it good.
I just saw an ad on FX and they said "You'll have to see it twice, because you'll miss something the first time". I will just miss it all together the first time and call it good.
Yes it is true that the premise for this movie is somewhat of a joke and is lame (knowingly), it is actually more about how it came to be and is pretty cool.
It all satrted as an idea-joke-rumor and then an internet BLOG came about. Fans of horror movies and B'rated' movies jumped on the blog and started giving input on how this premise could be turned into even more cheesy fun. Execs at Hollywood kicked back and watch this movie take shape and form without ever even having a script or needing to do squat.
Blog posters added lines, plots, everything. Eventually a Blogger said something along the lines of "How cool would it be if it had Samuel L. Jackson". Hollywood took note and got him.
So, what we have is a movie that is made by fans and internet posters. Hollywood took everybodys input as what and who they would like and made this movie with very little money.
This could be the beginning step of alot of movies down the road getting this sort of treatment with fan input and helping to make the movie. That in itself make this pretty unique and cool.
Cheesy and lame? Yes it is, but it was done for fun with everybody knowing how lame and cheesy it is with a "how far can we take this" attitude.
I myself think it is pretty cool, but I am a fan of every Horror genre and I love "B" movies. Horror-"B" Movies are the best combo.
Really this is not much different than all the fun people have on here posting, joking, spoofing, making fun of each other, etc., except a few thousand posters did the same stuff on different site and it became a movie.
That is the funniest part about this whole thing. Everybody laughing about this movie and talking about it here is doing the same stuff on here every day except it is not becoming a movie.
Mmike, you gotta admit that this will be better than "S.W.A.T." when we saw that together (he made me), but probably not better than "from Justin to Kelly".
It all satrted as an idea-joke-rumor and then an internet BLOG came about. Fans of horror movies and B'rated' movies jumped on the blog and started giving input on how this premise could be turned into even more cheesy fun. Execs at Hollywood kicked back and watch this movie take shape and form without ever even having a script or needing to do squat.
Blog posters added lines, plots, everything. Eventually a Blogger said something along the lines of "How cool would it be if it had Samuel L. Jackson". Hollywood took note and got him.
So, what we have is a movie that is made by fans and internet posters. Hollywood took everybodys input as what and who they would like and made this movie with very little money.
This could be the beginning step of alot of movies down the road getting this sort of treatment with fan input and helping to make the movie. That in itself make this pretty unique and cool.
Cheesy and lame? Yes it is, but it was done for fun with everybody knowing how lame and cheesy it is with a "how far can we take this" attitude.
I myself think it is pretty cool, but I am a fan of every Horror genre and I love "B" movies. Horror-"B" Movies are the best combo.
Really this is not much different than all the fun people have on here posting, joking, spoofing, making fun of each other, etc., except a few thousand posters did the same stuff on different site and it became a movie.
That is the funniest part about this whole thing. Everybody laughing about this movie and talking about it here is doing the same stuff on here every day except it is not becoming a movie.
Mmike, you gotta admit that this will be better than "S.W.A.T." when we saw that together (he made me), but probably not better than "from Justin to Kelly".
Pffft....you're just kissing up to the snakes so that when they take over, they make you a high ranking lieutenant or something....
gigli rules.
gigli rules.
SLAYER2003 said:
From IMDB:
Film critics finally were given a chance to see Snakes on a Plane Thursday night and many of them stayed up late afterwards to knock out their reviews. Most succeeded only in posting them on their respective papers' websites, but some also were able to speed them out fast enough to get them in print, many of the reviews tagged with the word "Exclusive!" above the headline.
New Line, the studio releasing the movie, is likely to be stunned by the initial reception, which has been highly positive for the most part.
Paraphrasing the unprintable catchphrase in the movie, Christopher Borelli wrote in the Toledo Blade: "I just got back from ^&$# seeing those &%!@ snakes on that ^*#@ plane, and let me tell you something, ^%#$@ - it's kinda fun."
Kyle Smith in the New York Post opined that the film is "horribly good" -- an old-fashioned good Bad Movie. "The film failed to be frightening, suspenseful or dramatic but accidentally succeeded in being absolutely hilarious," Smith wrote.
Peter Howell in the Toronto Star observed that since all the hype over the movie began spreading on the Internet, moviegoers have been waiting to see whether Snakes on a Plane would "suck." Howell commented, "The coils were finally loosened late last night, and the venomous verdict -- wait for it -- is that Snakes really does suck. It also hisses, bites, chokes, terrifies and amuses far more than anyone had any reason to hope or even suspect. You wanted snakes on a muthalovin' plane, baby -- and why go if you didn't? -- and you got 'em."
Sean P. Means in the Salt Lake Tribune came to the same conclusion -- that it delivers what the audience expects. Wrote Means: "It's a movie that knows what it is, and is quite content to play within those parameters. You don't come to a movie with such a matter-of-fact title and expect Shakespearean brilliance."
And Richard Roeper in the Chicago Sun-Times ticked off several over-the-top lines from the film, then summed up: "Now that's what I call your campy entertainment."
Film critics finally were given a chance to see Snakes on a Plane Thursday night and many of them stayed up late afterwards to knock out their reviews. Most succeeded only in posting them on their respective papers' websites, but some also were able to speed them out fast enough to get them in print, many of the reviews tagged with the word "Exclusive!" above the headline.
New Line, the studio releasing the movie, is likely to be stunned by the initial reception, which has been highly positive for the most part.
Paraphrasing the unprintable catchphrase in the movie, Christopher Borelli wrote in the Toledo Blade: "I just got back from ^&$# seeing those &%!@ snakes on that ^*#@ plane, and let me tell you something, ^%#$@ - it's kinda fun."
Kyle Smith in the New York Post opined that the film is "horribly good" -- an old-fashioned good Bad Movie. "The film failed to be frightening, suspenseful or dramatic but accidentally succeeded in being absolutely hilarious," Smith wrote.
Peter Howell in the Toronto Star observed that since all the hype over the movie began spreading on the Internet, moviegoers have been waiting to see whether Snakes on a Plane would "suck." Howell commented, "The coils were finally loosened late last night, and the venomous verdict -- wait for it -- is that Snakes really does suck. It also hisses, bites, chokes, terrifies and amuses far more than anyone had any reason to hope or even suspect. You wanted snakes on a muthalovin' plane, baby -- and why go if you didn't? -- and you got 'em."
Sean P. Means in the Salt Lake Tribune came to the same conclusion -- that it delivers what the audience expects. Wrote Means: "It's a movie that knows what it is, and is quite content to play within those parameters. You don't come to a movie with such a matter-of-fact title and expect Shakespearean brilliance."
And Richard Roeper in the Chicago Sun-Times ticked off several over-the-top lines from the film, then summed up: "Now that's what I call your campy entertainment."
so has anyone here actually seen it yet? i want to go see it tonight.
i saw it at a pre-screening last night, and it was hillarious and scarey at the same time. By far the best movie I've seen this year. Maybe the best ever. Everyone in the theather couldn't stop cheering for samuel l jackson, and those mother****ing snakes