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anyone been to County Prison?

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Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2005
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Chandler, AZ, USA
Like camping?
Maricopa county has a regular jail for most inmate and a tent city. The tent city is some Korean war surplus army tents. Low risk prisoners like DUI and bad check writers go to tent city. Any one in for a long time or perceived to be dangerous goes to the regular jail. They all get pink underware.
 

Heath Sherratt

Turbo Monkey
Jun 17, 2004
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In a healthy tension
Ironically it't normally the "macho" guys that are into it the most. It's a power trip to the most perverted power. There's a lot of guys who actually really like living in prison. No responsibility and no choices to make. Sad.
 

The Toninator

Muffin
Jul 6, 2001
5,436
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High(ts) Htown
Maricopa county has a regular jail for most inmate and a tent city. The tent city is some Korean war surplus army tents. Low risk prisoners like DUI and bad check writers go to tent city. Any one in for a long time or perceived to be dangerous goes to the regular jail. They all get pink underware.
They get bologna sandwiches and water. Weekly menu:
Breakfast – Bologna sandwiches and water
Lunch – Bologna sandwiches and water
Dinner – Bologna sandwiches and water.

I’ve been petitioning our gov to recruit ya’lls sheriff dude. I saw an interview with a bunch of the inmates out in tent city. 1 guy stepped up and said “it’s cruel and unusual punishment, I’ve lost a hundred lbs since I’ve been here” sheriff dude was like “doot you LOST A HUNDRED LBS – you should thank me.”
 

Dog Welder

Turbo Monkey
Sep 7, 2001
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Pasadena, CA
Just how common is prison rape anyway?
Very common. A friend used to be a Los Angeles County Sheriff. As new meat they're required to work their first few years in the County jails. He said that the Bloods had this thing called the "Barrel". Every week the Bloods would draw straws to see who was the Barrel for that week. So he's telling me that one time he's walking the rows when he comes upon a cell, where there's one guy who has his arms tied to the posts at the head and foot of the bed with his knees on the floor, facing the bed. He has a sheet pulled over his backside but is obviously buck naked underneath. There's 8 other guys in the cell "pretending" to be sleeping..fake snores and everything. My buddy asks the guys "so....what's going on here?" The reply he got? "Awww....nothing Deputy *****, nothing goin' on here."...my buddy shrugs his shoulders, turns and leaves.

Also another reason not to get a DUI. He tells me this poor naive white kid gets arrested for a DUI. Some how the paperwork gets jacked up and he gets sent to general population. He was anally gang raped for over 8 hours straight. That story was enough that I NEVER drink and drive.
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
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PNW
The Sheriff of Maricopa County doesn't like criminals, so they live in a tent city. I think it should be a model for all other agencies.
My bad, I thought you meant 'intense'... now that you mention it though, I've heard of that guy down there. I say whatever works to reform the criminals.
 

Ra/\/dom_Guy

Chimp
Sep 5, 2006
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over there
I guess it depends on the county.. You have the options for hair cuts at random times... They do not shave your head.. That's only the millitary... There is no rape unless your a little strange and invite that kind of thing.. There is meat gazers and pedophiles and crack heads oh my... Just watch your food and clothes.. It will get stolen if your not careful. Fights do happen.. Basically you have to fight to be left alone.. I did 8 mos in Wayne Co.. Not fun.. Get a job fast.. You will get hooked up and everyone will be your best friend cuz you have access to everything.. Just don't do whatever you did again...

:busted:
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
During my college days, I wound up in the clink three times for overnight stays. The drunk tank was NOT general population, so the worst thing that happened was I had to sleep on a cold floor or bench surrounded by a bunch of other idiots while wearing ugly, generic Vans. Twice I slept in a stupor until my friends arrived the next morning to bail me out and the other time, I was just real high on KB & hashish. I never spoke with a single other prisoner the whole time and imagine that my screwface/drunken snore did not particularly encourage social discourse. :busted: