The girls next door; do you buy it?

kinghami3 · Oct 23, 2006

There's a plot? All I really ever noticed were the boobies.

ALEXIS_DH · Oct 23, 2006

its all marketing i think.

the girls are just making a living, and there is no way that guy is having orthodox sex with those 3 girls. old balls, gross.
maybe variants or something, but the good ol´regular in-n-out, no way. the guy gets a woodie, and he dies out of heart failure. it might just be am jealous, but no way, he is too old its gross.

jimmydean · Oct 23, 2006

What I think is funny is one of them was saying she wanted to have his baby! Yes, my wife watches that crap too and I thought it was funny. As far as I recall, he has had 3+ chicks as regulars for years. He swaps them out every few years as newer/younger ass wins playmate of the year or whatever.

Not sure how much he is doing other than drooling on them, but he does have some nice eye candy.

rooftest · Oct 23, 2006

I went to a party at the mansion last year, and some playmate was telling me that he's got his 3 chicks in the mansion, then some more in the "girlfriend house" across the street. ...and his ex wife and kids live next door.

As for the "old man love," money can buy you a lot, I guess - expecially from 20 year-old midwest girls.

reflux · Oct 23, 2006

My roommate (girl) and I watch it. Here are our thoughts:
Holly thinks she loves Heff.
Bridget is just kinda there, enjoying herself.
Kendra probably doesn't even like Heff, and will turn out to be a lesbian in the near future.

Quality show based on the comedy factor. Otherwise, it's a waste of 1/2 hour.

valve bouncer · Oct 23, 2006

Blue pills, lots of 'em.

douglas · Oct 23, 2006

I saw it a few times...and never saw anything that suggested he was bonking any of them.

loco-gringo · Oct 23, 2006

I want to know why WalMart makes record companies edit profanity from music, but will put this crap on the shelves.

SkaredShtles · Oct 23, 2006

http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/

robdamanii · Oct 23, 2006

SkaredShtles said:
http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/

Hippy.

DRB · Oct 23, 2006

Of course he is setting them up $$ wise. He is seeing at least 1 of them naked on a daily basis, I'm sure whenever he can he gets it from 1 of them or 1 equally as hot.... Or all 3.

Sucks to be Hugh...... in some weird bizarro universe.

binary visions · Oct 23, 2006

douglas said:
I saw it a few times...and never saw anything that suggested he was bonking any of them.

Well, he sleeps in the same bed as one of them and she makes frequent references to "snuggling" or "cuddling" so if he's not bonking at least that one, then he's got a serious case of blue balls.

Jenn and I turn the show on sometimes... It's a frickin' riot how idiotic the girls are, and the amount of silicone displayed on that show is astounding.

BurlyShirley · Oct 23, 2006

I watched the show once and saw plenty of large fake breasts. Im a fan, but I dont watch it.

Westy · Oct 23, 2006

It is the kind of show I can only watch with the sound off. Looks good but when I hear them talk it makes me want to break things.

Mike B. · Oct 23, 2006

They had one of the old girlfriends on Stern not too long ago. The girls each get $5k a month but must pay for their own clothes for all of the events they attend. Heff pays for each of them to have a car plus the room, board, etc. Wed. is supposedly sex day and it is all planned out with Heff popping the Viagra while they are out on the town and demands they leave on time whether the girls want to or not so he doesn't miss the window of opportunity.

Bridget is allegedly married by the way which makes me think they were cast more than previous girlfriends.

That was all coming from one of the old (likely scourned) bimbos.

Brian HCM#1 · Oct 23, 2006

I remember hearing that one.

antimony · Oct 23, 2006

binary visions said:
Well, he sleeps in the same bed as one of them and she makes frequent references to "snuggling" or "cuddling" so if he's not bonking at least that one, then he's got a serious case of blue balls.

Jenn and I turn the show on sometimes... It's a frickin' riot how idiotic the girls are, and the amount of silicone displayed on that show is astounding.

I don't think Holly is stupid... I like her. Kendra is an effing idiot, though!

N8 v2.0 · Oct 23, 2006

it's tv, ergo, not reality.

hooples3 · Oct 23, 2006

thers something about that show.. My wife loves it too and is always watching it..
Its about 3 pretty hot women ( though I think the youngest is the only true hot one)who know there lives are set if they keep Heff happy

llkoolkeg · Oct 23, 2006

I've caught my wife watching it, as well. The older two do absolutely nothing for me and the younger one does only until she opens her mouth...to speak, that is.

binary visions · Oct 23, 2006

JohnE said:
60K a year in Hollyweird aint getting you far, even if room, board and car are provided. Hef, you cheap f@cker!

60k a year in cash with no living expenses whatsoever? I'd say that's not all that bad! That's basically 60k/year in booze and clothes. Figure most entertainment can be had on the mansion grounds, too.

Besides, given the size of their breasts and the scarcity of their clothes, I'd say they don't have to pay for much booze when they go out anyway

reflux · Oct 23, 2006

An 80yo man having sex?? Right... I read an article recently that quoted Heff as saying that he no longer has sex, and that he'd much rather sit down and play dominos with friends.

Perhaps rootfest can verify this: however old and frail Heff looks on tv, he looks even older and more frail in person.

As for Bridget being married, interesting. Hell, I wouldn't doubt it.

llkoolkeg · Oct 23, 2006

reflux said:
I read an article recently that quoted Heff as saying that he no longer has sex, and that he'd much rather sit down and play dominos with friends...

...with a naked hottie on all fours playing the role of dominos table, of course, ashtry strapped to one cheek and a coaster strapped to the other.

golgiaparatus · Oct 23, 2006

Be silently happy that your wife's new favorite show is about Hef's women, now go forth and watch the quality show.

DRB · Oct 23, 2006

llkoolkeg said:
...with a naked hottie on all fours playing the role of dominos table, of course, ashtry strapped to one cheek and a coaster strapped to the other.

That Heff knows how to live.

llkoolkeg · Oct 23, 2006

I wonder how much chlorine, bleach and Liquid Plumber Hef goes through per week just to keep the lagoon operational.

rooftest · Oct 23, 2006

JohnE said:
Okay, wait a tic...
How did you get invited, why didnt you call me, and how can I be your new best friend and tag along next time?

It was a charity party to benefit Special Olympics. (they had a charity auction.) Hef wasn't there, but tons of playmates were. Playmates were giving tours of the grounds, too. (grotto, game room, aviary, monkey cages, etc.)

Jeronimo · Oct 23, 2006

I think you should kill your tv.

johnbryanpeters · Oct 23, 2006

Jeronimo said:
I think you should kill your tv.

:agreed:

reflux · Oct 23, 2006

Mike B. said:
Bridget is allegedly married by the way which makes me think they were cast more than previous girlfriends.

I ran this by the roommate and she doesn't believe it. She has seen pics from when Bridget was part of Heff's 7 girl entourage, before Girls Next Door and when Holly was far from the alpha that she is today (roommie guessed #4 or 5).

If you have a source, I'd definitely be interested in reading otherwise.

Bicyclist · Oct 23, 2006

Isn't he married?

reflux · Oct 23, 2006

Bicyclist said:
Isn't he married?

Yeah. I believe she lives next door with his two kids.

Mike B. · Oct 23, 2006

reflux said:
Yeah. I believe she lives next door with his two kids.

I'm going to kill you dead for dragging me down further. :bonk:

I was innocently listening to Stern and happened to remember the interview. Now I had to fire up google, http://www.eonline.com/Insider/Boards/thread.jspa?messageID=704280&#704280

I'm off to watch the soap opera network now.

Boy that eonline messageboard is a fired up bunch of couch potatoes. If they could just focus their energy on getting off their collective ass and doing something productive.

Leethal · Oct 24, 2006

reflux said:
My roommate (girl) and I watch it. Here are our thoughts:
Holly thinks she loves Heff.
Bridget is just kinda there, enjoying herself.
Kendra probably doesn't even like Heff, and will turn out to be a lesbian in the near future.

Quality show based on the comedy factor. Otherwise, it's a waste of 1/2 hour.

My thoughts exactly Kendra is totally into girls, Bridget is just hanging out avoiding the real world and Holly is well in need of a daddy...

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