What's your best line?
- Thread starter sanjuro
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Hi, I wish I was.
Oops! I crapped my pants!
"..and I got to ride your dad for like only 5 bucks..."
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Well it isn't going to suck itself.
soun
ds like gay day in the lounge today
ds like gay day in the lounge today
no expectations, no dissapointments.
"That's what she said.." (even when it doesn't make sense)
or
"I'd eat a mile of her crap just to see where it came from"
or - as you walk by a conservative looking group:
"So, I'm doin this guy in the ass..."
"Ever kiss a one eared elephant?"
(Then pull one of your pockets out.)
(Then pull one of your pockets out.)
wanna ****?
Sh!t fire and save the matches!
Riding up the lift in Whistler, I was on a lift with some friends, and there was a single ridin' with the three of us. So my buddy starts off the convo with, "So I was balls deep in this guy's a$$ last night...."
The guy looked like he was about to take the 20 ft. fall just to get away....it was awesome.
"Congratulations! You just managed to put your foot in your mouth even though your head is up your ass! Nice work!!"
1) Pull your head outta your @ss, wipe the sh!t off your eyes and take a look around.
2) There's always three sides to the story. Your side, the other person's side and the truth.
2) There's always three sides to the story. Your side, the other person's side and the truth.
Oh, I am soooo using that in a meeting someday!
LMAO!
"Get off the phone and drive, moron!", usually yelled through the window of a bimbomobile or soccer mom suv/van.
"I got enthusiasm coming out my ass!"
i pooped a hammer!
'Never get off the boat'
i would
"Fvck you."
I win!
I win!
I'm two-thirds of the way to being fat, dumb and happy. TC
"first you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me. Blow."
"Seize the Carp"
"If you don't pretend to come, I won't pretend to care."
