I'm kinda thinking that Beth's head might be in Rob's freezer right now.
How do you politely tell a female co-worker to
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leave an anonymous note on her desk??
leave an anonymous note on her desk??
before a meeting tell her to make her self respectable and button up her blouse.
funny you mention this. a secretary (man she gets pissed if you call her that) has MASSIVE attention whor'itis. shes probably a 38dd and shows her ample cleavage 4/5 days of the week. they are nice to look at, make no mistake about it, but shes such a raving, psychotic, the affect is nullified. she even goes so far as to mark that 'special day of the month' on a calendar FOR EVERYONE to see as the days just before/after, are an excuse for her to be an even bigger b!tch than she normally is.
unless it really does distract you from work, let the puppies remain well ventilated...its the only thing that makes our secretary tolerable.
unless it really does distract you from work, let the puppies remain well ventilated...its the only thing that makes our secretary tolerable.
Worked with a Girl who has a simular problem, but was her tail end, whenever she bent down, Nuthin but thong.......Anyways, I simply asked her is i could tell her something without her getting mad at me, when she said ok, I told her It was quite desracting seeing such a nice bare ass all day long everytime she picked something up.......
Can I come be an intern? I've got bitch cure running in buckets out these sweet pores. A wedding ring and a foul sense of humor will get her loving my sweet nuts in no time. Then my brother in law can take one for the team. Or would that be give one for the team? Either way, you get the point.
2nd....say nothing...let her live her life and you live yours....D
Slap her in the nipple...that'd get your point across...
And then say nothing and then let her live her life...
And then say nothing and then let her live her life...
if she dropped things more often after that, she wants it!
You told a woman who has a nice bare ass that it was distracting you from your work? Amazing.
I would have been sitting around all day throwing her pens off her desk.
If she is unattractive, you say absolutely nothing and quietly curse your member for influencing you to look their direction in the first place. Anything you could say will be taken the wrong way, so why provide trouble a shady spot to roost?
If she is attractive, however, and the d'ecollatage reveals two wonderous globes of nubility, it is your duty- your solemn duty- to in no way appear to even notice the skittish game and immediately(yet discretely) page/text every other connoisseur in the building the "80065 911" or "Boobs Now" alert.
80065....I'm gonna have to remember that one....
POTW!!!
POTW!!!
Most of the replies made me smile.
This one make me laugh...
I'm working at the wrong place.