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I have to write a paper relating Jesus to Mohammed need help getting three topics

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scurban

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ok 1st off neither of those two words are even real words and i dont really care either way im in high school im not quite their yet
Ohh Man, I started reading this thread, and I was thinking to myself," hmm maybe this kid is like a freshman in college." Procrastinating on ridemonkey is probably something we are all guilty of. Then he comes up with this shocker! The kid's in highschool, has never opened a college text book, can't write a 2 page paper (with 2 days to spare) and thinks angioplastie (sp) is some kind of cosmetic procedure.

I should have known better when you started telling everyone your IQ.

2 page papers are the ones you do 30min before class. (just before your bong toke)

If you can't write a 2 page paper with 2 days to spare, you won't be a doctor.

I could do them 30min before class, and I was only a Business Major.
 

skinny mike

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i find it surprising that people who supposedly have "perfectly acceptable" grammar skills are unable to use them on a regular basis.

hey elf, what grade are you in? i mean, bitching about a 5 paragraph paper on an extremely easy subject? please, i have two papers and a gigantic journal due for my humanities class on friday, yet you don't hear me complaining. if you think this is hard now, just wait.
 

COmtbiker12

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look at it this way my paper is 90% done, yet 90% of the time i have been posting, therefore in 10% of the hour i'v written 90% of my paper making me 190% more efficient than the rest of you who havent accomplished anything

yes i am a genius


haha jk
Please post your paper when you're done writing it. I'm sure we'd all love to see it.
 

COmtbiker12

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i find it surprising that people who supposedly have "perfectly acceptable" grammar skills are unable to use them on a regular basis.

hey elf, what grade are you in? i mean, bitching about a 5 paragraph paper on an extremely easy subject? please, i have two papers and a gigantic journal due for my humanities class on friday, yet you don't hear me complaining. if you think this is hard now, just wait.
No kidding. How old is this kid?
I mean, I'm still in high school (senior) and wrote a 10page english paper last weekend. A 5paragraph paper in 2days is a breeze, especially considering the topic he has. At the very least he could just find stuff on Wikipedia to write on.
 

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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i find it surprising that people who supposedly have "perfectly acceptable" grammar skills are unable to use them on a regular basis.
Either they're liars, trying to be cool, or are very smart.

I certainly could type my posts in 1337 code or AOL/TXT-speak, but that would require a great deal of effort cuz I dumb.

I suppose it's like being bi-lingual?
 

skinny mike

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No kidding. How old is this kid?
I mean, I'm still in high school (senior) and wrote a 10page english paper last weekend. A 5paragraph paper in 2days is a breeze, especially considering the topic he has. At the very least he could just find stuff on Wikipedia to write on.
i'm a senior as well, but i lucked out and have never had to write a ten page paper for a class. i just have a math teacher who likes to torture my ap calc class by treating us like the bc calc class, which is much harder.
 

COmtbiker12

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i'm a senior as well, but i lucked out and have never had to write a ten page paper for a class. i just have a math teacher who likes to torture my ap calc class by treating us like the bc calc class, which is much harder.
Oh I'm enjoying the splendor that is AP AB Calc as well. :disgust: The 10page paper for English was a requirement for the IB program that I'm in...just so happens I chose to do mine in English. :poster_oops: Oh well though, college is just around the corner.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
I <3 IB.....I was tossed into 3 IB classes as defaults my senior year.... And if you think you can opt out of IB when it's forced on you (as I thought it was optional), you're sorely mistaken. Oddly enough I still ran an easy schedule. Showed up @ 9:45am to campus, was done by 2:45, studied before practice....it was awesome.
 

Secret Squirrel

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Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Yah I thought School's stayed away from God type subjects.

I know at my old skool some dumbass would say, this is against my religion, I object!
That's kinda like this kid back in my highschool days that would spout off, "I'm gonna sue you!!!" at everyone....it was hilarious....kid got the snot kicked outta him constantly...yet never sued....it was really ironic.
 

COmtbiker12

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I <3 IB.....I was tossed into 3 IB classes as defaults my senior year.... And if you think you can opt out of IB when it's forced on you (as I thought it was optional), you're sorely mistaken. Oddly enough I still ran an easy schedule. Showed up @ 9:45am to campus, was done by 2:45, studied before practice....it was awesome.
I LOVE IB. My school district has all of their elementary/middle school programs so naturally I stayed in it through high school. I'm doing the diploma though instead of just certificates. And for some reason I decided it would reflect better upon my transcripts if I took a full academic schedule this year. :p So I'm in...
IB HL English IV
IB HL History
IB HL Chemistry
IB SL Physics
IB SL Geography
IB SL French5
AP AB Calculus

Hooray for learning and neverending homework! No wonder I haven't ridden my bike in the last 2months.

The best thing about IB is it actually teaches you to think and analyze instead of just regurgitating facts like AP. :)
 

Brian HCM#1

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elf 232

fewchur serjin
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Im in your head
i'm a senior as well, but i lucked out and have never had to write a ten page paper for a class. i just have a math teacher who likes to torture my ap calc class by treating us like the bc calc class, which is much harder.
No this is a writing intensive paper it hasnt the slightest parallel to multi-page reports and such, iv written mulit-page reports and comparatively they'r almost a breeze, nor am i a senior
 

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fewchur serjin
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Im in your head
That's what I'm thinking. If a teacher gave me a report to do on Jeasus & Mohammed, I don't know what I would say.
o yea if i was in public school that teacher wud be in big trubl, not that i myself have any problem with controversial things like that but others do of course
 

ElTORO

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With all the other Tards!!
no if i was a public "skoowler" than my IQ wud currently be in the negatives and id be smokin weed
Hmmm yah!! Tell tat to my friend who has a 6.0 or something crazy, got a near perfect score on his SAT and is in Yale.

Oh yah, he smoked crazy amounts of bud and was always on some type of pill.

See you can have some fun and be a nerd to.
 
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