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I'm on the Hot Pocket, Fruit Roll Up's & Dr. Pepper Diet..

Mizzle

Monkey
Nov 11, 2005
167
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Reno and Vegas
I'm on an eating binge because my back hurts:poster_oops:

17 hot pockets in 2 days.
48 fruit roll ups
12 pack of the good Dr.

Wow....

I'm a scrub.

Mizz

:disgust1: :bonk:
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
What happened to your back?

Have you seen a (good) chiropractor?

How much weed did you smoke to eat all that?
 

Mizzle

Monkey
Nov 11, 2005
167
0
Reno and Vegas
no doctor because of no insurance...
no weed because i'm all jacked up on dr. pepper and hot pockets...

scrubs basically a loser....

Mizzle
 

Knuckleslammer

took the red pill
My wife eats those hot pockets. Rubber ham, fake cheese. DISGUSTING. They should be shot for selling them as food. Should have a warning on it. NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. Or a ticket for a porcelain cruize.

Dud, you must be spending a whole lotta time on the bowl ha? JHFC
 

Mizzle

Monkey
Nov 11, 2005
167
0
Reno and Vegas
Yeah.....

I'll be back to the routine diet tomorrow, but as of now I have two hot pockets left to eat until I kill the box.

And interestingly enough....I am somehow not gaining weight? I guess the only thing left behind will be the deposit of grease in my arteries.

Nearly 11,000 calories...:weee: :monkeydance:

Now if you'll excuse me it's time to continue my binge.
Pepperoni, and cheese goodness...:monkey:
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,037
7,555
what again is the connection between back pain and eating?
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
0
da Burgh
you should try the "carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, sugar, phosphoric acid, caffeine, citric acid, natural flavors, and Vodka. diet! I usually chase it down with another, but now and again a few beers is good...

I haven't eat'n in a while... I think it is overrated right now... I did have a few chips and some salsa last night...

I admire the conviction with which you have dedicated yourself to the hot pockets & fruit roll ups! :thumb:
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
My wife eats those hot pockets. Rubber ham, fake cheese. DISGUSTING. They should be shot for selling them as food. Should have a warning on it. NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
Cant you just imagine them into tasting good and being good for you?