This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.
Full Metal Jacket Quotes.
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Lighten up Francis!
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I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. I am your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will not speak unless spoken too and the first and last words out of your filthy holes will be sir! Do you understand?
The first part of this movie is absolutely classic. The second part, ehh...
The first part of this movie is absolutely classic. The second part, ehh...
Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy communist **** twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
Private Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
Pvt. Cowboy: What do you got?
Private Joker: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?
Pvt. Cowboy: What do you got?
I just love how Hartman stalks around with his elbows sticking out. You can tell he is just looking for an ass to kick.
wrong guy mmike.
best movie ever.
best movie ever.
My personal favorite:
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them."
I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
Joker: how do you kill women and children?
door gunner: you just don't lead them as much
door gunner: you just don't lead them as much
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no ****. What do we have here, a ****ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!
I don't want no
teenage queen.
RECRUITS
I don't want no teenage queen.
HARTMAN
I just want my M-14.
RECRUITS
I just want
my M-14.
HARTMAN
If I die in the combat zone.
RECRUITS
If I die in the combat zone.
HARTMAN
Box
me up and ship me home.
RECRUITS
Box me up and ship me
home.
HARTMAN
Pin my medals upon my chest.
RECRUITS
Pin my medals upon my chest.
HARTMAN
Tell
my mom I've done my best.
RECRUITS
Tell my mom I've
done my best.
teenage queen.
RECRUITS
I don't want no teenage queen.
HARTMAN
I just want my M-14.
RECRUITS
I just want
my M-14.
HARTMAN
If I die in the combat zone.
RECRUITS
If I die in the combat zone.
HARTMAN
Box
me up and ship me home.
RECRUITS
Box me up and ship me
home.
HARTMAN
Pin my medals upon my chest.
RECRUITS
Pin my medals upon my chest.
HARTMAN
Tell
my mom I've done my best.
RECRUITS
Tell my mom I've
done my best.
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"me sooooo horney, me love you long time"
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Don't mind him breaker man, sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne!
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Guest
"too bucoo" (blacks guys junk is apparently too big)
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"You kill women and children?"
"yeah!"
"How do you do that?"
"You just don't lead em as much!!"
I can go all day long...I love that movie
<edit> Anyone that runs is a VC....anyone that stays is a well trained VC!!
"yeah!"
"How do you do that?"
"You just don't lead em as much!!"
I can go all day long...I love that movie
<edit> Anyone that runs is a VC....anyone that stays is a well trained VC!!
Listen here. Not good at work...
Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
Sgt. Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Holy dog****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Are you a Peter Puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu!k a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you."
Sgt. Hartman: "How tall are you, private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
Sgt. Hartman: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Bull****! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated. Where the hell you from anyway private?"
Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Holy dog****! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy and you don't look much like a steer so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "Are you a Peter Puffer?"
Cowboy: "Sir, No Sir."
Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu!k a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you."
another of my favorites.
"I want these toilets so clean, the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to come in here and take a dump!"
Nice, I think I'll have to watch this movie for the hundredth time tonight!
Private Pile I'm gonna rip your eyes out an' skull f#@$ you! -Mgsgt Hartman.
I think Leonard is a section 8. -Pvt Joker
I think Leonard is a section 8. -Pvt Joker
God has a hard on for Marines because we keep heaven packed full of souls.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jesus....Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Jesus....Happy Birthday to you.
Hartman: Do I make you nervous?
Cowboy: Sir?
Hartman: "Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?
Hartman: Sound off like you got a pair!
Cowboy: Sir?
Hartman: "Sir" what? Were you about to call me an asshole?
Hartman: Sound off like you got a pair!
"I want to see fur and early morning dew"
I used to think that too but after seeing this movie about 10 times the second part gets better and better. The final scene with the VC sniper is one of the best war scenes ever filmed.
Can I just nominate the entire first rant of G.Sgt.Hartman? Picking one line would be like choosing which testicle to chop off, I'm really attached to them all.
Hartmans full rant--
Kubrick's Ministry--
Hartmans full rant--
God ******* Pile Git Yer FAT A$$ of my Obstacle you Lazy Peice of Sh%t.
WEll God D$$$ Private pile I think we finally found something your good at.
Texas????? Only two things come from Texas.... Steers and queers, i sure as F%%% dont se no God D$%%n horns on your head
WEll God D$$$ Private pile I think we finally found something your good at.
Texas????? Only two things come from Texas.... Steers and queers, i sure as F%%% dont se no God D$%%n horns on your head
I just downloaded this movie as I can watch it over and over again. It really is a classic. That quote though is what I think about when someone asks about Full Metal Jacket.
I watched that movie before I went to bootcamp. I was sooooo f'ing scared. We even had a guy in our platoon that we called Pyle. He looked like him and definately f'ed up just like him. Did he have a bad dream like Pyle? I can neither confirm or deny that allegation......
My favorite part?
THIS IS MY RIFLE There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.
My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace........................
My favorite part?
THIS IS MY RIFLE There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.
My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than any enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but Peace........................
Hell boy i like you, why dont you come over and F##k my sister
A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of ****. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
I also agree that the more I watch the movie the better the second half is. Also agree the sniper chick is an awesome scene.
I also agree that the more I watch the movie the better the second half is. Also agree the sniper chick is an awesome scene.
"you climb obstacles like old people fawk!"
