I'm rugged

robdamanii · Mar 22, 2007

Use dish soap you pvssy.

Quo Fan · Mar 22, 2007

Be a man. Dry shave.

I Are Baboon · Mar 22, 2007

Bar soap will work just fine too. Are you new to this shaving thing or something?

douglas · Mar 22, 2007

Use nair

Konabumm · Mar 22, 2007

sounds more like "lazy" to me

syadasti · Mar 22, 2007

Panasonic electric wet/dry ES8152NC. I have one, works great. I've been using the Panasonic 13K RPM linear electrics for awhile, work about well as a Mach 3 does and you don't have use anything afterwards unless your skin is sensitive (mine is so I use a wash and then an aftershave).

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

edit: paint thinner will get it right off.

syadasti · Mar 22, 2007

DRB said:
Ammonia and bleach will foam up nicely for a quality shave.

Isn't that nice of you :disgust1:

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

syadasti said:
Isn't that nice of you

shut up and delete the quote dumbass.

Westy · Mar 22, 2007

DRB said:
edit: paint thinner will get it right off.

I preferred your original recommendation.

MMike should also consider a belt sander, at least for the hard to shave areas like the adams apple and around the nose.

TN · Mar 22, 2007

Westy said:
I preferred your original recommendation

Is DRB going all soft on us?

splat · Mar 22, 2007

just wear pants and nobody will see your legs

edit: oh my I forgot to shave this morning -- oh well.

Da Peach · Mar 22, 2007

Just put a bag over your head. Kill two birds with one stone.

stevew · Mar 22, 2007

Da Peach said:
Just put a bag over your head. Kill two birds with one stone.

paper or plastic?

splat · Mar 22, 2007

stevew said:
paper or plastic?

does it matter really ?

BurlyShirley · Mar 22, 2007

splat said:
does it matter really ?

If one of the birds is himself, paper wont do.

binary visions · Mar 22, 2007

syadasti said:
Panasonic electric wet/dry ES8152NC. I have one, works great. I've been using the Panasonic 13K RPM linear electrics for awhile, work about well as a Mach 3 does and you don't have use anything afterwards unless your skin is sensitive (mine is so I use a wash and then an aftershave).

I love my Panasonic electric razor, but it most definitely does not work as well as a good blade. No electric shaver works as well as a good blade.

Regardless, what kind of pvssy is completely incapable of shaving when they run out of shaving cream? :disgust1:

syadasti · Mar 22, 2007

binary visions said:
I love my Panasonic electric razor, but it most definitely does not work as well as a good blade. No electric shaver works as well as a good blade.

It all depends on your skin, hair, and technique. A Mach 3 (my favorite manual) doesn't work that well for me and it irritates my skin.

TN · Mar 22, 2007

binary visions said:
Regardless, what kind of pvssy is completely incapable of shaving when they run out of shaving cream?

Some may say only pvssies shave. :think:

I Are Baboon · Mar 22, 2007

syadasti said:
It all depends on your skin, hair, and technique. A Mach 3 (my favorite manual) doesn't work that well for me and it irritates my skin.

We expect scientific data, studies, and weblinks out of you to back those claims up. Are you getting lazy on us or something?

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

TN said:
Some may say only pvssies shave.

That I'd like to see.

splat · Mar 22, 2007

TN said:
Some may say only shave pvssies.

fixed

brungeman · Mar 22, 2007

syadasti said:
Panasonic electric wet/dry ES8152NC. I have one, works great. I've been using the Panasonic 13K RPM linear electrics for awhile, work about well as a Mach 3 does and you don't have use anything afterwards unless your skin is sensitive (mine is so I use a wash and then an aftershave).

I see a Norelco custom title coming!

TN · Mar 22, 2007

DRB said:
That I'd like to see.

ive seen one smoke & one devour a wine bottle & even one sign an autograph.

LOL @ Splat.

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

TN said:
ive seen one smoke & one devour a wine bottle & even one sign an autograph.

LOL @ Splat.

Those are enviable talents.

brungeman · Mar 22, 2007

TN said:
ive seen one smoke & one devour a wine bottle & even one sign an autograph.

LOL @ Splat.

never a wine bottle but one time after a long night of drinking, I almost caught one on fire!

MudGrrl · Mar 22, 2007

use peanut butter

(not on the pvssy..... )

http://www.wackyuses.com/index2.html

eaterofdog · Mar 22, 2007

Hair conditioner works fine in a pinch.

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

MudGrrl said:
use peanut butter

(not on the pvssy..... )

http://www.wackyuses.com/index2.html

I bet the dog would like that.

loco-gringo · Mar 22, 2007

brungeman said:
never a wine bottle but one time after a long night of drinking, I almost caught one on fire!

Road flare???

oster_oops:

Rip · Mar 22, 2007

Whipped Cream or coolwhip

brungeman · Mar 22, 2007

bogey said:
Road flare??? oster_oops:

no!

booze + lack of 4-play = friction for far tooooo long :disgust1:

N8 v2.0 · Mar 22, 2007

Secret Squirrel · Mar 22, 2007

^^ ftw!

stinkyboy · Mar 22, 2007

MMike said:
This thread is going quite well.

A thread title with the word "shaved" would have helped...

dhbuilder · Mar 22, 2007

hmmm.
what exactly are you shaving, or not shaving as the case may be ?

elRey · Mar 22, 2007

N8 said:

i never thought i would say this but, n8 just rescued the thread

splat · Mar 22, 2007

elRey said:
i never thought i would say this but, n8 just rescued the thread

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