Wombats in combat

binary visions · Mar 22, 2007

HAHAHA! It's funny, cause there was a women in combat thread, and a women in wombats thread... And this is Wombats in Combat! And Wombats never would actually fight in like a war! Get it?

GET IT?!!?

valve bouncer · Mar 22, 2007

binary visions said:
HAHAHA! It's funny, cause there was a women in combat thread, and a women in wombats thread... And this is Wombats in Combat! And Wombats never would actually fight in like a war! Get it?

GET IT?!!?

Well no actually wombats would fight cos they're men. Definition- Australian marsupial, eats shoots and
leaves.

You see that? Now THAT right there is humour of the cutting edge variety. Like a samurai f*cking sword that was.

MikeD · Mar 22, 2007

See, this would actually have gone over on Vorb.

MudGrrl · Mar 22, 2007

valve bouncer said:
Definition- Australian marsupial, eats, shoots, and leaves.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6461191325491326013

this Wombat is doin' some tactical manuevers to get closer to the humans. The humans will then be in shooting range for the wombat

Secret Squirrel · Mar 22, 2007

[Dr. Evil Fingercrook]Are they distempered wombats...with laaazerz?[/Dr. Evil Fingercrook]

Secret Squirrel · Mar 22, 2007

MMike said:
ILL-tempered.....

Pffft...whatever...you're just correctly quoting him cause he's Canadian too....sad... :disgust1:

MikeD · Mar 22, 2007

I say yes.

(get ready...)

As long as they use the Weaver stance.

DRB · Mar 22, 2007

MikeD said:
I say yes.

(get ready...)

As long as they use the Weaver stance.

Just couldn't help yourself could you?

MikeD · Mar 22, 2007

I figured better here than the 'other' thread...

Da Peach · Mar 22, 2007

Damn, I wanted to use the Weaver stance... Snaked.

$tinkle · Mar 22, 2007

Da Peach said:
Damn, I wanted to use the Weaver stance... Snaked.

indeed:

$tinkle · Mar 22, 2007

MMike said:
Wombat crawls
(crawling crawling)
Nose to the ground
(crawling crawling)
He's making lots of sounds
(crawling crawling)
Crawling everywhere
(jump jump)

don't tell me we're the only ones who watch the wiggles.

skinny mike · Mar 22, 2007

$tinkle said:
don't tell me we're the only ones who watch the wiggles.

hah, losers!

$tinkle · Mar 27, 2008

warcrims: Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change

skinny mike · Mar 27, 2008

$tinkle said:
warcrims: Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change

A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.

i hope the wombats didn't get DaveW.

skinny mike · Mar 27, 2008

for some reason "wombats in combat" seems like a fitting title for a mel brooks musical.

MikeD · Mar 27, 2008

MMike said:
thinking outside the box

I didn't catch that the first time. Bravo, bravo.

DaveW · Mar 27, 2008

skinny mike said:
i hope the wombats didn't get DaveW.

Nah got me a wombat proof fence.

ps damn you Stinkle, I wanted to post that one up! :rant:

valve bouncer · Mar 27, 2008

Very odd indeed Stinkle, usually when i get raped by a wombat I end up speaking with an undefined Northern European accent.

DaveW · Mar 27, 2008

valve bouncer said:
Well no actually wombats would fight cos they're men. Definition- Australian marsupial, eats, roots and
leaves.

Fixed.

MikeD · Mar 27, 2008

Sounds like you're just jealous...

DRB · Mar 27, 2008

valve bouncer said:
Very odd indeed Stinkle, usually when i get raped by a wombat I end up speaking with an undefined Northern European accent.

Is there no end to the depth of depravity of japanese porn?

Westy · Mar 27, 2008

DRB said:
Is there no end to the depth of depravity of japanese porn?

I think the problem lies more with the ass lust of wombats.

$tinkle · Mar 28, 2008

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4540248

wombats have jumped the shark, mel brooks style.

valve bouncer · Mar 28, 2008

$tinkle said:
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=4540248

wombats have jumped the shark, mel brooks style.

Your wifes a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus?

DaveW · Mar 28, 2008

DRB said:
Is there no end to the depth of depravity of japanese porn?

There was but then VB came to Japan and showed them new depths. :shocked:

valve bouncer · Mar 28, 2008

DaveW said:
There was but then VB came to Japan and showed them new depths.

Shut up Davo, that tentacle amputee midget tranny animal circus stuff I sent you was TOP SECRET.

DaveW · Mar 28, 2008

Sorry. :huh: :bonk:

DRB · Mar 28, 2008

VB was the one that told me about alabama hot pockets..... said that was tame in Japan.

MikeD · Mar 28, 2008

valve bouncer said:
Shut up Davo, that tentacle amputee midget tranny animal circus stuff I sent you was TOP SECRET.

Fer gawd's sake, VB, it's only a kid's book...

$tinkle · Mar 28, 2008

speaking of childhood monsters:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1747137

DaveW · Mar 28, 2008

MikeD said:
Fer gawd's sake, VB, it's only a kid's book...

Poor Japanese kids then......http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1747129

Westy · Mar 28, 2008

I've heard that wombats excel at combat. At least better than some nonfat Pom's rat begat from North Platte.

binary visions · Mar 28, 2008

$tinkle said:
speaking of childhood monsters:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1747137

Made me think of one of my favorite Onion articles ever:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27899

The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid's 1989 discontinuation of "The Grapist," a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

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