What would it be?
Chuck Norris
A can of spam
A Ruger M77 Hawkeye Alaskan
Mmike's used mouth wash
Chuck Norris
A can of spam
A Ruger M77 Hawkeye Alaskan
Mmike's used mouth wash
Let's say if you have a grizzly bear charging at you and you only had 1 line of def..
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i would have Chuck Norris spit a mouthful of MMike's mouthwash on it
yeah, this whole 'chuck norris' thing needs to end.
the dude is a tool that had a decent kick boxing and acting career. That's it. That's all.
His highlight is being referenced in "Talladega Nights"... that's the highpoint in that wanker's career.
Please, everyone, let it go already.
the dude is a tool that had a decent kick boxing and acting career. That's it. That's all.
His highlight is being referenced in "Talladega Nights"... that's the highpoint in that wanker's career.
Please, everyone, let it go already.
Yes please, Spam all the way Way better defense!!!! Jeez at least give us a good Answer. Personally that would be why i take along the Model 13 S&W that i am licensed for, need something big for a bear
keep the spam use the mouthwash... or better yet... just throw mmike @ the bear and run. I don't need to outrun the bear... just him then.
the spam is important, you can make spamwiches, spam and eggs, spam-a-roni, and many others. It also works as a substitute for playdoh
the spam is important, you can make spamwiches, spam and eggs, spam-a-roni, and many others. It also works as a substitute for playdoh
The only thing worse than the chuck norris fascination is the fascination with bacon.
Get a fvcking life already.
The Ruger. First two rounds for the bear, the last one for me.
If that is a 223 you are a fool. I wouldnt want to take a bear with a 22.
I'm not a fan of ruger wheel guns, ill take a 500 S&W with a 10 inch ported barrel thank you very much
chuck norris better win
There is a very large difference between .22 and .223 (5.56). That and the the 100rnd magazine gives me more than a few tries to hit him (the bear) in his face.
A charging Grizzly is like a poker player with a pair of 7's. They only think they can't beat you if you look weak. Stand strong a look like you've got 4 aces and they's fold about 5 feet from you, run and they'll know you've got nothing.
I took out a black bear with a Ruger Redhawk but then again it was a black bear, made it into a rug and my wife hates it so it went up north to the cabin.
Norris' career in tournament karate began on a losing note. He was defeated in his first two tournaments, dropping decisions to Joe Lewis and Allan Steen and three matches at the International Karate Championships to Tony Tulleners. However, by 1967, Norris began to demonstrate his skill and scored victories over the likes of Joe Lewis, Skipper Mullins, Arnold Urquidez, Victor Moore, Ron Marchini, and Steve Sanders. In early 1968, Norris suffered the fifth and last loss of his career, losing an upset decision to Louis Delgado. However, on November 24, 1968, he avenged his defeat to Delgado and in the process won the Professional Middleweight Karate champion (non-contact) title, which he held for six consecutive years.[6] In 1969, he won Karate's triple crown for the most tournament wins of the year, and the fighter of the year award by Black Belt Magazine.
Chuck Norris retired with a karate record of 655, having avenged all of his defeats.
Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master.[8] On July 1, 2000 he was presented the Golden Lifetime Achievement Award by the World Karate Union Hall of Fame.
Norris created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style Chuck knows.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris
Box his ears.