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I need new Ideas 4 pranks

mtnbiker7

Monkey
May 22, 2007
260
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New Jersey
I've been having what we call a Prank War with my dad for the past 2 weeks and I'm running out of Ideas I've used almost everything I can think of . I need more Ideas so PLEASE tell me what you have.
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
8,150
1
Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
- Pungee sticks, shovel, backyard, leaves (Not necessarily in that order)
- Saran wrap (nice and tight) over the toilet bowl...do this after everyone has gone to bed. In the morning no one will be awake enough to check.
- If his car has door handles that you have to put your fingers up and under to open on the outside, then squirt some hair gel (or better yet, vaseline or KY or Astroglide) up there (make sure to wipe any traces off any visible area around the handle).
- Leave copious amounts of condoms and empty condom wrappers everywhere (in his briefcase, in the car, in his pockets).
- If he's a heavy sleeper, shave part of an eyebrow off.


I'll have more later.
 

bean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 16, 2004
1,335
0
Boulder
Mousetrap on the floor outside the shower. Or inside his shoe. Or sock drawer.

Rubber band around the handle of the sprayer in the sink.
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
thumb tack, short length of string, rectangular shaped cardboard, flour (or sugar or cocaine or anything not too painful to be dropped on your head....)insert cardboard into top of door between door and frame, attach one end of string to cardboard, and the other to thumb tack pinned to the wall above door. flour obviously goes on the cardboard that is wedged horizontally between top of door and frame.

Wait for pops to come home from work....

drink only water as soda or juice will likely stain your furniture as it comes shooting out of your nose when he walks in.
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
Mousetrap on the floor outside the shower. Or inside his shoe. Or sock drawer.


This one is borderline malicious....


Rubber band around the handle of the sprayer in the sink.
This one is classic, only problem is the original target is usually not the recipient of the prank....

multiple layers of Saran Wrap around his car's doors one night.
 

bean

Turbo Monkey
Feb 16, 2004
1,335
0
Boulder
Mousetrap on the floor outside the shower. Or inside his shoe. Or sock drawer.


This one is borderline malicious....
Depends on the people, I suppose. My four year old cousin and his Grandfather went back and forth with the mouse traps for months. He'd put one outside the shower or in his grandfather's slippers. His grandfather would retaliate and put one in his toy box. Frickin' hilarious.
 

RaindogT

Monkey
Dec 22, 2005
186
0
Kansas City
Depends on the people, I suppose. My four year old cousin and his Grandfather went back and forth with the mouse traps for months. He'd put one outside the shower or in his grandfather's slippers. His grandfather would retaliate and put one in his toy box. Frickin' hilarious.

NICE!!! 4 years old???? that's crazy and awesome all in one.
 

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,827
521
Vernon, NJ
hangliders and cans of red paint. that will be my next big prank. fly over buisy highway and drip paint on cars from sky. people will think birds **** on them.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Gay porn mags in his briefcase before an important meeting.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
hangliders and cans of red paint. that will be my next big prank. fly over buisy highway and drip paint on cars from sky. people will think birds **** on them.
I would not think it was birds if blood was raining from the sky. I would think that Slayer was out hang gliding.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,241
20,022
Sleazattle
Hand string tied to a hand grenade in a tin can. Trip over the string pull the grenade out of the can, handle releases. Gets a laugh every time.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
Gay porn on a computer that he shares with your mom.

Butter the bathroom tile.

Rub some fiberglass insulation on the toilet paper. Roll back up carefully.

Salt in the sugar bowl.

Dead fish in his boxspring.

Dead fish in his car.

Pureed dead fish in his car's heater.

Urine filled water balloon fight.



...more later whan I think of em.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Swap out his insulin with AIDS blood.

Move his wheelchair across the room from his bed so he has to Christina Olson his way to freedom when you set the house on fire.

Sept. 11th your car into his on the highway
 

Heath Sherratt

Turbo Monkey
Jun 17, 2004
1,871
0
In a healthy tension
Hotdog in the seat tube, water in his tubes(schrader valve only), saran wrap on the toilet-make sure you do it at night after he goes to sleep and you have had a few beers...he'll wake up in the middle of the night semi-hung over and be confused for quite some time before turning the hose off, drawing on the person when they are asleep is always awesome, shaving eyebrows, take his bike, freeze his underwear, tell him you're gay/rollerblading.
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
Rub some fiberglass insulation on the toilet paper. Roll back up carefully.
that's been done to me, not funny when you're wiping, but hella funny later... much later... 5 days later..... when the itching stopped :disgust1:

If he's a heavy sleeper, paint his toenails while he sleeps

Catfish bait smeared on the driver seat so it gets on his pants the entire day

stuff news paper tightly in the toes of his shoes and add a little water, let set overnight to dry

1: find out what time he takes a dump
2: 30min before said time, turn water off to toilet and flush till it won't flush anymore
3: make sure there's still water in the bowl area to maintain untouched look
4: leave only 2 sheets of toilet paper on the roll and hide all the spare rolls (for added effect, leave empty bag of toilet paper where you keep the spares)
5: watch him suffer
 

ultraNoob

Yoshinoya Destroyer
Jan 20, 2007
4,504
1
Hills of Paradise
roll the car into the neighbors driveway while he sleeps

move the car down the block after he gets to work

swap cars with your mom's car without telling him when he gets to work

flip his directional tires to slow him down
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
i'm currently going to work on someone in the next cube. bastard won't shut up, so i put a remote controlled fart machine behind his sub-wall (well hidden & very hard to get to). every time he gets above a mumble i light him up. woman in the next cube does NOT think it's funny. next thing i'm going to do is smear fish paste in his phone receiver. i already call him whenever i pass a conference room & hang up. he's an obnoxious sneezer, so whenever he does this, i blast him w/ canned air over the cube wall. he's old (50s), so those hi-freq dog horns won't work, but i need to find another constant noise i can parabolically direct at him from above. i think i'll grab a urinal cake & put it on his heat sink & power supply fan.
Rape your mom and have him walk in on it.
must spread rep...

i may not be going to hell, but i'll be in the cheap seats.
 

Broken_Spoke

Mr. Big Hot Pastrami
Feb 26, 2003
2,410
0
Bozeman, MT
Tuna salad in his shoes. If he doesn't use an electric razor replace the blades in his razor with dull blades. Anchovies in the vents of his car. Write 'for strippers and blow' in the memo line of all his checks. Spray a different cologne than he wears on all your moms clothes.
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
Fish on the radiator. Stinks for months.

BB's behind the door. He'll slip, and they are too heavy to vacuum, and too small to sweep up.

Take a screenshot of his desktop, set the screenshot to his desktop, and hide all the icons. (this will drive someone NUTS!)
 

BikeMike

Monkey
Feb 24, 2006
784
0
Wire the horn into the brake light circuit on his car.

Tie soda cans underneath the car, then perch them so they can't be seen, but they fall when the car moves. Works especially well when there's no time for the victim to crawl under the car and untie them.

Put a tiny speaker in the wall, preferably by a window (depending on available options, this can be more or less difficult). String a wire where it won't be found. Play the Pina Colada song very faintly. Or whatever music the victim really doesn't like. Repeat, but not too much. String him along for weeks, and watch him slowly go insane.

Edit:
Also, red Coolaid in the shower head (and sink head) is a good one. Ovaltine goes well in the toilet tank.

Squeeze some toothpaste out of the tube, mix with lots of salt, and replace enough salty toothpaste in the tube for an unexpected surprise.

Edit 2:
Take some old jeans and an old hoodie and stuff them with whatever you've got--clothes, newspaper, whatever, just be able to make it look somewhat anatomically correct. A wig of long hair adds to the effect. Place in car, slumped over, as if a bum sleeping. Add empty beer can. Wait for victim to return to his car.

Also, kind of mean, but roll down a car window all the way and scatter broken glass on the ground, and a little bit on the seat.
 

JoeRay

Monkey
Feb 19, 2004
228
0
In Squalor
Cable ties around the drive shaft if it RWD car. Around the half shafts if its front. Best done with those industrial ones with metal bands thru the centre.
 

robdamanii

OMG! <3 Tom Brady!
May 2, 2005
10,677
0
Out of my mind, back in a moment.
If he uses a white solid deodorant, wind it up, cut it off and then wind it back down. Replace the deodorant with cream cheese. Sculpt it to look like the top of his regular stick and then leave it in his bathroom.


Also, gelatin in the toilet.