Ewwwwww!!!!! (Somewhat bike related)

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001

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I've not yet found iron clad intarweb proof... but I heard on the radio, during their 2 minute "entertainment gossip" segment that Lance Armstrong is dating one of the Olsen twins. Apparently they were making out in a restaurant and left together...

Do you think his steroid-shriveled junk can still git 'er done? The Olsens are what...20? Actually I guess they have to be at least 21 to be legal.

Anyhoo....it's just wrong on several levels.

 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent

Jul 2, 2002

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North Van

Oct 31, 2007

• #2

Well done Lance. "Lance". Funny name in this context...

 

MMike

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Sep 5, 2001

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From Sheryl Crow to (at least one) Olsen twin....that's quite an age spectrum.

My brother has a boner for Sheryl Crow.

 

Mr Tiles

I'm a beer snob

Nov 10, 2003

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L-town ya'll

Oct 31, 2007

• #4

a sock in the lycra works wonders I guess...

 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent

Jul 2, 2002

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Oct 31, 2007

• #5

I wonder if he's going to call her "his little boil"...

 

JapaneseZero

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Oct 31, 2007

• #6

funny... i heard it was jessica simpson he was workin some game on...

 

brungeman

I give a shirt

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da Burgh

Oct 31, 2007

• #7

JapaneseZero said:

funny... i heard it was jessica simpson he was workin some game on...

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is it me or does her finger look fvcked up and bent? I am wondering why she would wear that dress if it were that cold out

 

MMike

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• #8

It's true!!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

 

Westy

the teste

Nov 22, 2002

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Oct 31, 2007

• #9

Take it to www.ridegossip.us

 

I Are Baboon

The Full Dopey

Aug 6, 2001

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MTB New England

Oct 31, 2007

• #10

MMike said:

It's true!!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

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LOL

What the hell?

 

binary visions

The voice of reason

Jun 13, 2002

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Oct 31, 2007

• #11

Just like Lance's Tour victories, she's a sure thing.

 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>

Nov 15, 2001

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Oct 31, 2007

• #12

She just wants his diet tips and his "tour" face.

 

MMike

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• #13

binary visions said:

Just like Lance's Tour victories, she's a sure thing.

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...as long as he has dope to help him? (little blue pill?)

 

brungeman

I give a shirt

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da Burgh

Oct 31, 2007

• #14

is that the one that doesn't like to eat?

I will refrain from making a rude comment... but they are fitting... VERY FITTING!

***EDIT*** lets just say steak and BJ day will be no problem for her (other than the steak)!

 

Brian HCM#1

MMMMMMMMM BEER!!!!!!!!!!

Sep 7, 2001

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Oct 31, 2007

• #15

MMike said:

My brother has a boner for Sheryl Crow.

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And your daughter enjoys kicking you in the nuts. What's your point?

 

MMike

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• #16

Brian HCM#1 said:

And your daughter enjoys kicking you in the nuts. What's your point?

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..That you're a complete tool.

 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing

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binary visions said:

Just like Lance's Tour victories, she's a sure thing.

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must spread...

 

MMike

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$tinkle said:

must spread...

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gotcha covered

 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

Jul 4, 2002

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Oct 31, 2007

• #19

Lance finds a new way to win my heart at least a couple times a year.